The Vending Machine Game

You get the key to a glass house in the middle of a football field.

I put in a quarter, hoping to get something not-Ironic, or dangerous...

You get one Kizer! There's a 100% chance he'll ruin your life!

I put in a Quarter.

You got a paper with the secret to inmortality!
You start reading it...
"The secret to inmortality is..."
A strong wind suddenly blowsthe paper away...
I put in a quarter.

You get to go on vacation where you won't be in despair... but there was a field trip planned to go to the same place you are going, and guess what! Your students are there too. I put in a quarter.

You get a paradoxical sheet of paper, one side says "The sentence on the other side of this paper is false." The other side says "The sentence on the other side of this paper is false." ENJOY!
I put in a quarter...

You got nothing.
I put in a quarter.

You get despair.
I insert money.

Oh Gee. You got a container with my innermost despair.
I put in a dollar, hoping to get something better than usual.

You get nag-in-box now comes with 50% more nagging.
I place in a quarter.

You got a miniature figurine that looks alot like Gabe!
This is the perfect present for his birthday!
Only bad thing is that it already happened...
I put in my lunch money...

You get a collage of yourself made by your students. It is the best thing you have ever received but everytime you look at it, it gives you the worst feeling in the world. I insert a quarter.

You get Dr. Stein's corpse in a can!

I put in a quarter.

Um...everytime I look at it it reminds me of how good-looking I am...but I can't stand it...I HAVE TO SCREAM IT!!!



Uhh that was akward...

Anyway you get a deck! Now you can play children's card games with Kira!!!

I put in a quarter.

You Geddan! (get down) *insert generic meme here*



I put in a quarter! *quarter has a spaz attack*

You get force fed cheese in a box!(Artificially produced from cats) I insert a quarter.

You get Franken Fran's corpse somehow fit into a box!
I put in a quarter...

You get a piece of paper from the Death Note! You write in it...

Ganku Hazake

shorlty before he dies, the victim takes some bacon out of his afro.
Little did he know that the bacon was already WAY past its expiration
date and dies of food poisining moments later.

I put in a quarter

You get the iPad I stole from Steve Jobs at the keynote.

...Then a couple of knocks at the door from law enforcement.

I put in a quarter!

You got a CD from the Broadway Musical "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat" along with a bonus music track where you can hear me singing "One More Angel in Heaven".
I put in a quarter.

you get a PSP

I put in a quarter

You got an electric socket with slots that are just the right size for fingers. A can of wonderful cream soda also pops out. Enjoy!
I put in a quarter.

You got a clone of Ganku. Yes, freaky indeed.
I put in a fish...

You get a fish, that says "Give me back dat' filet o' fish. GIVE ME DAT FISH." I put in a quarter.

You get a clone of Kenji. HOLY SHIT! THATS EVEN FREAKIER!!!
You dispose of the clone quiclky.
I put in a dollar, hoping to get something of higher worth.

you get ganku who is looking for his lost clone.
i put in a quarter