The Vending Machine Game

You get back a quarter because we don't want your damn japanese cash.
I put in a quarter.

You get a Ghastly shot at your face, killing you with poison.

I put in a quarter.

You get GAYBUTTSECKS.

I put in a quarter.

You get trapped in a Poké Ball, the insides of this particular Poké Ball is 55% Urine, 25% Chloroform, and 20% GREEEEEEEEEEEN. You are trapped forever.

I put in the quarter I previously got from the vending machine.

You get an Omnis, a pain that none should ever suffer. *Shivers*

I then find a lucky penny, and decide to put it in the machine

you get a message that tell's you to put 24 more cents in.

i put in 24 cents.

you get a 24 cent piece. Gratz.
I put in 25 cents

You get a lifetime supply of "This is It" Blu-ray DVDs.

I put in a golden dollar.

The vending machine eats your coin.
...You then see me appear from behind the machine, and watch me run away giggling, clutching the golden dollar.

After some time, when I'm sure you've gone, I sneak back up the vending machine and cautiously insert two dimes and a nickel...

You get a Pokemon! But its dead...
I pull out a dollar but seeing as the machine doesn't have a slot for dollars I rip it into fourths and shove one into the machine.

You see me pop out from behind the vending machine, presenting you with a plate full of cookies!

:3

I attempt to shove a sugar cookie into the vending machine...

You got Captain Falcon to epicly FALCON PUNCH you to death.
I put in a british quarter...

You get nothing because the point of this game is to put in a completely normal quarter.
I put in a quarter.

You get an Abra Plushie, enjoy it.

I put in a quarter.

You get a letter addressed to Zetsubou. If you open it, it simply says "There is no such thing as a 'British Quarter'. Do the research."
Feel free to give that to him any time.

I put in an invisible quarter.

You get nothing, and the invisible quarter pops back out, but how would you know? It's invisible.

... I decide to put in a quarter that actually isn't unique, just a generic quarter.

You get Kenji. did you expect anything else?

i put in a quarter.

The vending machine burps and thanks you for feeding it.
I put in a 1/4

You get a set of Superman Underoos, and you hear that catchy Underoos jingle. You know, from the 70s?

I put in a quarter...

You get Grammar Nazi Spam.

I put in a quarter.

The machine grows to massive size and rejects your coin, shooting it at 112 mph out of the coin slot ( As fast as a Peregrine Falcon ) you get flattened by George Washinton as the coin flips over and falls on you.

I put in a graphic novel about snowy stealth operations in antartica which has several different character points and is currently only a piece of shit scribble, but still several pages long.

You get shot in the face because you're supposed to put in a fucking quarter.

I put in a quarter.

The vending machine rejects your quarter!

I put in my OWN quarter.

You sunk my battleship.

I put in 4/16 and press some random buttons.

The ground starts shaking and the machine turns into a giant death-bot. It unleashes minigun fire on you, shredding you to pieces before using a flamethrower + rocket launcher combo. It forms back into a soda machine and says in a robotic tone, " You missed, Try again "

I steal a quarter from Misty and put it in the machine over-dramaticly with alot of spinning, wall jumps, and slo-motion shots before throwing the coin into the air and shooting it into the machine with deadly precision.