The Vending Machine Game

You got waffles.
I put in a quarter...

You get kicked in the face with ENERGY LEGS.
The machine just doesn't like you.
I put in a quarter.

You get a hobo.
I put in a quarter.

You got a restraint order. You are prohibited to be near the vending machine on 5 feet radius. You also got a fine and now pay mortage.
I put a quarter.

You get a job as a really cool detective of crime and bad things. With it is your first report; "Detective Cool, there's been a really bad crime happening and people are die."

Verily, I do insert one quarter of a US dollar.

You get stabbed with one of the 7 Steaks of Purgatory: Asmodeus, who represents the sin of lust. As you fall to the ground, images of your beloved, should one exist, are shot at you from the machine, just to add insult to injury.

I put in a Staryu.

You get a bag of dog poop

I put in a quarter and thanks to Zetsubou I have to go to court.....thanks alot Zetsu

You got an "OUT OF ORDER" sign.
I put in a quarter.

You get a "try again later" message
I put in a quarter

You get spammed by the biggest nub in DNO existence... my brother, Kizer. He starts following you everywhere for 6 months and after the 6th month, you realize he's been stealing your money slowly every day. After beating the living crap out of him for your money, a chibi Omnis springs out from behind a corner, handing you a shotgun with one bullet... The Chibi-Omnis then says, "You know what to do..."

I put in a quarter, after sending my chibi minion to do my dirty work, har har.

You get Kizer's evil twin, which turns out to be the embodiment of an antinoob. He ends ups deleting all your savefiles on every game you've played. I insert a quarter.

You got a piece of paper saying "What the heck is wrong with the lack of forum activity?!".
I put in a quarter.

You get a piece of paper saying "'sbout time you change your avatar to not-Zetsubou..."

I put in a quarter.

You get a message saying "out of paper".

i put in a quarter.

You get an assassin, it's only current available targets are people with Pink Fetishes and overly egotistical Chibi selves.
I put in a quarter.

The machine temporarily becomes a jukebox and plays "What is Love?" very loudly.

Once it changes back, I insert an indeterminate sum of money.

You get a bag full of chocolate raisins. They're delicious... aren't you lucky?!

I put in a quarter, hoping for something similar... chocolate raisins are my favorite. :3

You get Vanilla covered grapes......yay

I put in a quarter hoping not to get a dollar

You get a spot of creativity, a dash of originality, and a one of those washable tattoos of some shiny fairy. You also get a sock full of uncooked rice (quite useful, actually).

I insert a quarter...

The machine gives you a Fairy God Mother capable of granting you one rule free wish, in which you wish for the ability to curve bullets. Unfortunatley you did not wish for a gun, nor the money to buy one.

I insert one quarter in hopes for the move " Clash of the Titans" on DVD.

You get the New Russia State Symphony Orchestra, complete with dramatically flailing conductor Claudio Vandelli, and they blast "Dies irae" from Verdi's Requiem in your face.



Enjoy. :3

I insert a quarter whilst happily listening to the music...

You get a can containing a concentrated strain of HIV. However, it LOOKS just like a can of Dr. Pepper on the outside...

I insert a lucky penny.

You got an STD. Don't ask how or why...
I put in a quarter.