The Vending Machine Game

You get painted purple. It's similar to pink, just better. Much better.

I steal one of Zetsubou's quarters and put it in.

You get one of Zetsubou's dollar bills.

I insert a chocolate quarter.

You see me inside the machine clutching your chocolate quarter. I eagerly unwrap it and eat it quickly.
Remembering that you're actually supposed to get something from the machine, I place the wrapper in the little slot near the bottom for you to grab. Then I start singing.
You're welcome!

Somehow, I manage to escape, and insert a real quarter...

You get RKed by some newb with a sacrificial dagger.

I put in a quarter.

You get RKed by yourself... I put in a quarter

You get this dude, from one of my all-time favorite movies, Pan's Labyrinth.



My advice to you: Run. Now. Or you could just walk, since his awkward shuffle is hilariously slow...

Since I died, I remake and insert a quarter.

You get a Def Not! It then asploads.

I place a quarter in the machine.

You get Halo: Reach.
Best vending machine prize ever? I think so.

-sigh-
Well, since I died from a asplosion, I remake a second time and insert a quarter.

I am immortal~

Ganon emerges from the vending machine, and with a cry of "YOU DARE BRING QUARTERS INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!", you get a bolt lightning to the face.
You are dead. Final Score: 108. [RESTART] - [RESTORE] - [QUIT]

I insert a quarter.

You get Mr. Trololo~



After having died a third time, I press "restart," then insert a quarter.

You get a ROB, but it's broken. D:

I fumble around in my pockets, looking for a quarter. However, I fail to find one and insert a laser pen into the machine instead.

You get nothing, for you did not insert a quarter.

I insert a quarter into the machine.

I appear and push you out of the way, getting the TTGL soundtrack you were supposed to get and breaking it in two.

I insert...
A GODDAMN AVERAGE QUARTER.

Kamina comes and Row Row fights the power, thus kicking your ass and making you lose the game.

I place a quarter in da machine, dawg.

You get shot, and the shooter is never found.

Walking up the machine, it could be the last chance, but it was the only chance I had... to save the world. I jumped backwards in the air while throwing a quarter like a shuriken and watch it land in the machine.

You epicly fail, because the quarter misses and hits the Machine. As the quarter bounces off from the machine, it comes pummeling into you, and you get PWNT. I place that same quarter in the machine.

You get a note that says "Shut up woman, get on my horse!" and then Kai runs over you with a GOD DAMNED WAGON... liek, WTF?

I insert a quarter.

You get a supah-extra-ginormous-king-sized bar of dark chocolate... which I expect you to share with me.

I insert a quarter into the machine.

Strange audio distortion noises come from the machine for several seconds, whilst the number display flashes in random ways. Out of the corner of your eye, you see Slender Man. Kinda weird, yeah.

I insert one of your American 'quarters'.

After I give the entire bar of dark chocolate to Haku, due to my lack of taste for it, a wave of overused memes comes out of the machine, suffocating you.

I put in a Quarter.

You get change for $50... In pennies.

I insert a normal quarter for once.

You get That Video Tape from "The Ring."
Spooky... WHAT NOW?!

I cross my fingers for you and insert a quarter...

You get a Geass, good for you.

i put in a quarter.

A real life pokeball comes out of the machine, but you drop it and it rolls into a drain. Poor pokemon.

I insert a quarter.