The Vending Machine Game

Poster 1: I put in a quater.
Poster 2: You get Kanye West. I put in a quarter.
Poster 3: You get a dead body. I put in a quarter.

So, you post what someone will get out of a vending machine if they put in a quarter, then you put one in yourself. It's easy, and basically tests how random you are. So, lets begin~

I put in a quarter...

You get a free ticket to a movie made 7 years ago.
I put in a quarter.

You get a penny.
I put in a quarter.

You get Kenji. PARADOX.
I put in a quarter.

You get a Jinjo Rayg Stab Stab.
I put it a half dollar.

You get you money shot back at your forehead.
I put in a quarter.

Koro Tsuchi wrote:You get a free ticket to a movie made 7 years ago.
I put in a quarter.

If your putting in a quarter, in what way is it free?

And just so this can't be ordained as spam, you get a pony, which will promptly kick you in the teeth before looting your unconscious husk of your wallet so that all of its contents may be stolen and any personal information found used to screw with your financial life in general.
After which, it will lend me a quarter stolen from your wallet with which to insert into this machine. Which I now do.

You get a Death Note. How original.
I put in a quarter.

You get a Shock Collar; Cat addition. Now you can give your Cats the refreshing taste of a Shock every now and then, whenever they need it! However, the collar costs fifty cents, and instead gives you the Shock Collar for Dogs. I then place a quarter in the machine.

You get a pet rock that stones you in your sleep.
*I got to the bank and get a quarter due to pony attack.*
*I tie the quarter to a piece of string and slide it into the machine
only to pull it out quickly after it registers.*

You get... Another Pony! This time, it kicks you in the teeth TWICE as hard!
I put in a quarter.

You got a Mudkip! Do NOT lick or eat!
You put in a quarter...

{Isn't it "I put in a quarter"?}
You get 500 year old radioactive tacos, try them in two minutes.
I put in a quarter...

You get a note on it. This note contains valuable information, and maybe even the key of life. Please, read forward to see what thou has got.

The game. I then place a quarter in the machine, hoping to get something awsum.

You get pile of dust shot at you
I put in a quarter.

You get a free gun, but for the gun to work, you have to be dead.
I put in a quarter...

You get half of a yugioh card.
I place a quarter in the machine.

You get a GAME
I insert a quarter coin of american currency.

You get dissected by Dr. Stein. I insert a quarter in the vending machine.

You get a picture of an explosion that will explode in your face in 3 seconds.
I place a quarter into the machine.

You get another Machine, in which you can put a quarter into.
I place a Quarter in the Machine, but quickly then place another one in.

You get nothing until,
You got to a job interview and then Kanye West ruins it for you.
I put a quarter in.

You get an Axel doll that explodes in your face!
I place a quarter into each machine.

A boxing glove extends from the machine and sucker punches your white boy face.
I insert a 'quarter'.

You get a garden gnome, an ant farm, a corn dog, and a life-sized cardboard cutout of George Bush. The real prize is what you decide to do with them...
I put in a quarter.