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So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon...

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens.

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then...

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then... got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was...

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was "A Cat is Fine Too," but this was in the King's opinion, and everyone just went "Orz". The King's subjects then felt like attacking the earthquake with a FF-like montage, so they...

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was "A Cat is Fine Too," but this was in the King's opinion, and everyone just went "Orz". The King's subjects then felt like attacking the earthquake with a FF-like montage, so they... spammed the hell out of Firaga and Ultima, but little did they know, Earthquake Bosses are only weak to Ice Spells. Embarrassed that they did not bring their Blizzard spells, they ran away like Gilgamesh and...

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was "A Cat is Fine Too," but this was in the King's opinion, and everyone just went "Orz". The King's subjects then felt like attacking the earthquake with a FF-like montage, so they... spammed the hell out of Firaga and Ultima, but little did they know, Earthquake Bosses are only weak to Ice Spells. Embarrassed that they did not bring their Blizzard spells, they ran away like Gilgamesh and...OH MY FUCKING GOD A TRAIN COMES OVER AND RUNS OVER EVERYONE

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was "A Cat is Fine Too," but this was in the King's opinion, and everyone just went "Orz". The King's subjects then felt like attacking the earthquake with a FF-like montage, so they... spammed the hell out of Firaga and Ultima, but little did they know, Earthquake Bosses are only weak to Ice Spells. Embarrassed that they did not bring their Blizzard spells, they ran away like Gilgamesh and...OH MY FUCKING GOD A TRAIN COMES OVER AND RUNS OVER EVERYONE... But its OK guys, everyone lives. The train was plastic, and going at the speed of -5MPH. However, the train was covered in DEATH NOTES. So everyone started seeing shinigamis and began to...

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was "A Cat is Fine Too," but this was in the King's opinion, and everyone just went "Orz". The King's subjects then felt like attacking the earthquake with a FF-like montage, so they... spammed the hell out of Firaga and Ultima, but little did they know, Earthquake Bosses are only weak to Ice Spells. Embarrassed that they did not bring their Blizzard spells, they ran away like Gilgamesh and...OH MY FUCKING GOD A TRAIN COMES OVER AND RUNS OVER EVERYONE... But its OK guys, everyone lives. The train was plastic, and going at the speed of -5MPH. However, the train was covered in DEATH NOTES. So everyone started seeing shinigamis and began to...Jizz. In their pants.

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was "A Cat is Fine Too," but this was in the King's opinion, and everyone just went "Orz". The King's subjects then felt like attacking the earthquake with a FF-like montage, so they... spammed the hell out of Firaga and Ultima, but little did they know, Earthquake Bosses are only weak to Ice Spells. Embarrassed that they did not bring their Blizzard spells, they ran away like Gilgamesh and...OH MY FUCKING GOD A TRAIN COMES OVER AND RUNS OVER EVERYONE... But its OK guys, everyone lives. The train was plastic, and going at the speed of -5MPH. However, the train was covered in DEATH NOTES. So everyone started seeing shinigamis and began to...Jizz. In their pants. They then came... to this city to play CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!! People all over the world started joining in on their meme shouting, and then...

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was "A Cat is Fine Too," but this was in the King's opinion, and everyone just went "Orz". The King's subjects then felt like attacking the earthquake with a FF-like montage, so they... spammed the hell out of Firaga and Ultima, but little did they know, Earthquake Bosses are only weak to Ice Spells. Embarrassed that they did not bring their Blizzard spells, they ran away like Gilgamesh and...OH MY FUCKING GOD A TRAIN COMES OVER AND RUNS OVER EVERYONE... But its OK guys, everyone lives. The train was plastic, and going at the speed of -5MPH. However, the train was covered in DEATH NOTES. So everyone started seeing shinigamis and began to...Jizz. In their pants. They then came... to this city to play CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!! People all over the world started joining in on their meme shouting, and then... Milhouse, the most non-meme thing in existance, killed them all. However, one brave soul survived and announced to the world, "Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is not a meme is a meme!" Milhouse started to...

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was "A Cat is Fine Too," but this was in the King's opinion, and everyone just went "Orz". The King's subjects then felt like attacking the earthquake with a FF-like montage, so they... spammed the hell out of Firaga and Ultima, but little did they know, Earthquake Bosses are only weak to Ice Spells. Embarrassed that they did not bring their Blizzard spells, they ran away like Gilgamesh and...OH MY FUCKING GOD A TRAIN COMES OVER AND RUNS OVER EVERYONE... But its OK guys, everyone lives. The train was plastic, and going at the speed of -5MPH. However, the train was covered in DEATH NOTES. So everyone started seeing shinigamis and began to...Jizz. In their pants. They then came... to this city to play CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!! People all over the world started joining in on their meme shouting, and then... Milhouse, the most non-meme thing in existance, killed them all. However, one brave soul survived and announced to the world, "Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is not a meme is a meme!" Milhouse started to...JUST DANCE, BECAUSE IT'LL BE OKAY.

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was "A Cat is Fine Too," but this was in the King's opinion, and everyone just went "Orz". The King's subjects then felt like attacking the earthquake with a FF-like montage, so they... spammed the hell out of Firaga and Ultima, but little did they know, Earthquake Bosses are only weak to Ice Spells. Embarrassed that they did not bring their Blizzard spells, they ran away like Gilgamesh and...OH MY FUCKING GOD A TRAIN COMES OVER AND RUNS OVER EVERYONE... But its OK guys, everyone lives. The train was plastic, and going at the speed of -5MPH. However, the train was covered in DEATH NOTES. So everyone started seeing shinigamis and began to...Jizz. In their pants. They then came... to this city to play CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!! People all over the world started joining in on their meme shouting, and then... Milhouse, the most non-meme thing in existance, killed them all. However, one brave soul survived and announced to the world, "Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is not a meme is a meme!" Milhouse started to...JUST DANCE, BECAUSE IT'LL BE OKAY. At that moment, a baby wearing a fedora came in and shot Kenji in the head. Kenji then...

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was "A Cat is Fine Too," but this was in the King's opinion, and everyone just went "Orz". The King's subjects then felt like attacking the earthquake with a FF-like montage, so they... spammed the hell out of Firaga and Ultima, but little did they know, Earthquake Bosses are only weak to Ice Spells. Embarrassed that they did not bring their Blizzard spells, they ran away like Gilgamesh and...OH MY FUCKING GOD A TRAIN COMES OVER AND RUNS OVER EVERYONE... But its OK guys, everyone lives. The train was plastic, and going at the speed of -5MPH. However, the train was covered in DEATH NOTES. So everyone started seeing shinigamis and began to...Jizz. In their pants. They then came... to this city to play CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!! People all over the world started joining in on their meme shouting, and then... Milhouse, the most non-meme thing in existance, killed them all. However, one brave soul survived and announced to the world, "Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is not a meme is a meme!" Milhouse started to...JUST DANCE, BECAUSE IT'LL BE OKAY. At that moment, a baby wearing a fedora came in and shot Kenji in the head. Kenji then had one of the saddest death scenes only to have his corpse dissapear and have a possible sequel...

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when suddenly, a giant earthquake occurred in Japan. Quickly calling upon their ninjas for help, the King brought out the ultimate weapon... THE PIZZA. He takes his mighty pizza, AND EATS IT, not giving a shit on what happens. The King then takes out a Banhammer, turns it into a gun, then asks, "How do I shot web?" He then got impatient after no one answered him, and banned everyone who didn't know the most epic meme of all, which was "A Cat is Fine Too," but this was in the King's opinion, and everyone just went "Orz". The King's subjects then felt like attacking the earthquake with a FF-like montage, so they... spammed the hell out of Firaga and Ultima, but little did they know, Earthquake Bosses are only weak to Ice Spells. Embarrassed that they did not bring their Blizzard spells, they ran away like Gilgamesh and...OH MY FUCKING GOD A TRAIN COMES OVER AND RUNS OVER EVERYONE... But its OK guys, everyone lives. The train was plastic, and going at the speed of -5MPH. However, the train was covered in DEATH NOTES. So everyone started seeing shinigamis and began to...Jizz. In their pants. They then came... to this city to play CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!! People all over the world started joining in on their meme shouting, and then... Milhouse, the most non-meme thing in existance, killed them all. However, one brave soul survived and announced to the world, "Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is not a meme is a meme!" Milhouse started to...JUST DANCE, BECAUSE IT'LL BE OKAY. At that moment, a baby wearing a fedora came in and shot Kenji in the head. Kenji then had one of the saddest death scenes only to have his corpse dissapear and have a possible sequel... NOT...

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One day, Kenji was zapped into the internet only to find himself on the DNO Forums...

One day, Kenji was zapped into the internet only to find himself on the DNO Forums...He would walk around with a flashlight as...

One day, Kenji was zapped into the internet only to find himself on the DNO Forums...He would walk around with a flashlight as he found the original Kai X Fate fanfic which he then...

One day, Kenji was zapped into the internet only to find himself on the DNO Forums...He would walk around with a flashlight as he found the original Kai X Fate fanfic which he then fapped to over and over and over and over again... then when the forums turned from black to pure white... and creme... Kenji went over to the Memberlist page and screwed around with people's profiles, making them humiliating to no end. Then...

One day, Kenji was zapped into the internet only to find himself on the DNO Forums...He would walk around with a flashlight as he found the original Kai X Fate fanfic which he then fapped to over and over and over and over again... then when the forums turned from black to pure white... and creme... Kenji went over to the Memberlist page and screwed around with people's profiles, making them humiliating to no end. Then he found Omnis' profile and suddenly blew it up, and from the ashes rose a baby cat form of Omnis, a freakish neko-baby nightmare and then...

One day, Kenji was zapped into the internet only to find himself on the DNO Forums...He would walk around with a flashlight as he found the original Kai X Fate fanfic which he then fapped to over and over and over and over again... then when the forums turned from black to pure white... and creme... Kenji went over to the Memberlist page and screwed around with people's profiles, making them humiliating to no end. Then he found Omnis' profile and suddenly blew it up, and from the ashes rose a baby cat form of Omnis, a freakish neko-baby nightmare and then Kenji, finally accepting the inevitable KEMNIS, looked upon the neko-baby-Omnis, who then...