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Post by Admin Old on Tue May 11, 2010 2:58 pm

Okay, the rules are simple. I write a line, you write the next line. All you have to do is paste everything before you. Example:

Post 1. I was walking down the street and...
Post 2. I was walking down the street and I walked into Omnis...
Post 3. I was walking down the street and I walked into Omnis and he died, lul...

And so on and so forth. The story will end every few pages, you can add anywhere from one word to three sentences on.

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree...

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Post by Omnis on Tue May 11, 2010 4:13 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book...
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Post by Kenji Saioji on Tue May 11, 2010 5:15 pm

However, the book was actually a "Death Log", flying over him was a Shinigami that...
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Post by Haku on Tue May 11, 2010 5:39 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and...
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Post by Kenji Saioji on Tue May 11, 2010 6:27 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and...the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip...
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Post by Omnis on Tue May 11, 2010 7:33 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and...the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in...
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Post by Pensuke on Tue May 11, 2010 7:40 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and...the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...
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Post by Kenji Saioji on Tue May 11, 2010 7:41 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and...the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME
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Post by Haku on Tue May 11, 2010 11:52 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Chib on Wed May 12, 2010 4:09 am

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
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Post by Haku on Wed May 12, 2010 4:02 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA,
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Post by Kenji Saioji on Wed May 12, 2010 4:29 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
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Post by Pensuke on Thu May 13, 2010 8:26 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
Of course, this caused a paradox in bread bagels everywhere, so Obama had to call a meeting and announced that he would fix this by,
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Omnis on Thu May 13, 2010 10:27 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
Of course, this caused a paradox in bread bagels everywhere, so Obama had to call a meeting and announced that he would fix this by opening a boutique in Michigan with his illegitimate children and...
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Post by Chib on Fri May 14, 2010 4:55 am

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
Of course, this caused a paradox in bread bagels everywhere, so Obama had to call a meeting and announced that he would fix this by opening a boutique in Michigan with his illegitimate children and selling chocolate-chip cheeseburgers at competitive prices, so long as the customers were...
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Post by Omnis on Fri May 14, 2010 10:50 am

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
Of course, this caused a paradox in bread bagels everywhere, so Obama had to call a meeting and announced that he would fix this by opening a boutique in Michigan with his illegitimate children and selling chocolate-chip cheeseburgers at competitive prices, so long as the customers were doing chin-ups with a Knuckles the Echidna T-Shirt wrapped around their head. John McCain then walked in with a Pokeball, sending out a BIDOOF covered in...
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Post by Admin Old on Fri May 14, 2010 5:24 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
Of course, this caused a paradox in bread bagels everywhere, so Obama had to call a meeting and announced that he would fix this by opening a boutique in Michigan with his illegitimate children and selling chocolate-chip cheeseburgers at competitive prices, so long as the customers were doing chin-ups with a Knuckles the Echidna T-Shirt wrapped around their head. John McCain then walked in with a Pokeball, sending out a BIDOOF covered in blood, blood of the pitiful souls that dared defy the logic of K. Then K decided this was going nowhere and said "THE END", until...

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Post by Omnis on Fri May 14, 2010 5:35 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
Of course, this caused a paradox in bread bagels everywhere, so Obama had to call a meeting and announced that he would fix this by opening a boutique in Michigan with his illegitimate children and selling chocolate-chip cheeseburgers at competitive prices, so long as the customers were doing chin-ups with a Knuckles the Echidna T-Shirt wrapped around their head. John McCain then walked in with a Pokeball, sending out a BIDOOF covered in blood, blood of the pitiful souls that dared defy the logic of K. Then K decided this was going nowhere and said "THE END", until she got kicked in the nuts by a guy with an orange afro. As she was on the ground, clenching her non-existent balls, Gabriel walked up to her and poured a Coke on her face while reciting...
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Post by Gabe on Fri May 14, 2010 5:37 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
Of course, this caused a paradox in bread bagels everywhere, so Obama had to call a meeting and announced that he would fix this by opening a boutique in Michigan with his illegitimate children and selling chocolate-chip cheeseburgers at competitive prices, so long as the customers were doing chin-ups with a Knuckles the Echidna T-Shirt wrapped around their head. John McCain then walked in with a Pokeball, sending out a BIDOOF covered in blood, blood of the pitiful souls that dared defy the logic of K. Then K decided this was going nowhere and said "THE END", until she got kicked in the nuts by a guy with an orange afro. As she was on the ground, clenching her non-existent balls, Gabriel walked up to her and poured a Coke on her face while reciting poetry made to depress people who smile all the time. Gabriel turns around and...
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Post by OriginalPimp on Fri May 14, 2010 5:39 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
Of course, this caused a paradox in bread bagels everywhere, so Obama had to call a meeting and announced that he would fix this by opening a boutique in Michigan with his illegitimate children and selling chocolate-chip cheeseburgers at competitive prices, so long as the customers were doing chin-ups with a Knuckles the Echidna T-Shirt wrapped around their head. John McCain then walked in with a Pokeball, sending out a BIDOOF covered in blood, blood of the pitiful souls that dared defy the logic of K. Then K decided this was going nowhere and said "THE END", until she got kicked in the nuts by a guy with an orange afro. As she was on the ground, clenching her non-existent balls, Gabriel walked up to her and poured a Coke on her face while reciting poetry made to depress people who smile all the time. Gabriel turns around and gets whacked in the face with a crowbar! The culprit was a man in a generic suit. The man pulled out a pistol and aimed it at Gabriel. Suddenly, Gabriel was saved when...
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Post by Omnis on Fri May 14, 2010 8:09 pm

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
Of course, this caused a paradox in bread bagels everywhere, so Obama had to call a meeting and announced that he would fix this by opening a boutique in Michigan with his illegitimate children and selling chocolate-chip cheeseburgers at competitive prices, so long as the customers were doing chin-ups with a Knuckles the Echidna T-Shirt wrapped around their head. John McCain then walked in with a Pokeball, sending out a BIDOOF covered in blood, blood of the pitiful souls that dared defy the logic of K. Then K decided this was going nowhere and said "THE END", until she got kicked in the nuts by a guy with an orange afro. As she was on the ground, clenching her non-existent balls, Gabriel walked up to her and poured a Coke on her face while reciting poetry made to depress people who smile all the time. Gabriel turns around and gets whacked in the face with a crowbar! The culprit was a man in a generic suit. The man pulled out a pistol and aimed it at Gabriel. Suddenly, Gabriel was saved when Chuck Norris punched Gabe with a sign that said, "THE GAME." He then...
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Post by Admin Old on Sat May 15, 2010 12:16 am

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
Of course, this caused a paradox in bread bagels everywhere, so Obama had to call a meeting and announced that he would fix this by opening a boutique in Michigan with his illegitimate children and selling chocolate-chip cheeseburgers at competitive prices, so long as the customers were doing chin-ups with a Knuckles the Echidna T-Shirt wrapped around their head. John McCain then walked in with a Pokeball, sending out a BIDOOF covered in blood, blood of the pitiful souls that dared defy the logic of K. Then K decided this was going nowhere and said "THE END", until she got kicked in the nuts by a guy with an orange afro. As she was on the ground, clenching her non-existent balls, Gabriel walked up to her and poured a Coke on her face while reciting poetry made to depress people who smile all the time. Gabriel turns around and gets whacked in the face with a crowbar! The culprit was a man in a generic suit. The man pulled out a pistol and aimed it at Gabriel. Suddenly, Gabriel was saved when Chuck Norris punched Gabe with a sign that said, "THE GAME." He then got all pissed off because people who write this story overuse "the game".

Then he decided to spin around and said "The next person who writes will end the story! And they have to write the first sentence of the new one." So finally the last writer made something appear out of the sky, it was none other than...

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Post by Gabe on Sat May 15, 2010 1:30 am

It was a dreary and rainy day in Shibuya and that nubface Kenji was sitting under a tree reading a kindergarten-level book; however, the book was actually a "Death Log." Flying over him was a Shinigami that decided to kill Kenji for the lulz. The creature then whipped out its own "Death Log," and the Shinigami died from the epicness of Kenji. Kenji than comes back from the grave, saying "BITCH PLEASE." He would than take a potato chip and F*CK IT... that's right, Kenji has a potato chip fetish. The chip then gives birth to a Duck/Potato Chip hybrid and they live the rest of their lives in Alaska, making a living off of...THE GAME.
Suddenly, Kenji lost The Game in a generic fashion, and decided he would announce this loss to all around; "I LOST THE GAME."
The Game then began to shout at Kenji with an offensive foreign accent, exclaiming, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!"
Of course, this caused a paradox in bread bagels everywhere, so Obama had to call a meeting and announced that he would fix this by opening a boutique in Michigan with his illegitimate children and selling chocolate-chip cheeseburgers at competitive prices, so long as the customers were doing chin-ups with a Knuckles the Echidna T-Shirt wrapped around their head. John McCain then walked in with a Pokeball, sending out a BIDOOF covered in blood, blood of the pitiful souls that dared defy the logic of K. Then K decided this was going nowhere and said "THE END", until she got kicked in the nuts by a guy with an orange afro. As she was on the ground, clenching her non-existent balls, Gabriel walked up to her and poured a Coke on her face while reciting poetry made to depress people who smile all the time. Gabriel turns around and gets whacked in the face with a crowbar! The culprit was a man in a generic suit. The man pulled out a pistol and aimed it at Gabriel. Suddenly, Gabriel was saved when Chuck Norris punched Gabe with a sign that said, "THE GAME." He then got all pissed off because people who write this story overuse "the game".

Then he decided to spin around and said "The next person who writes will end the story! And they have to write the first sentence of the new one." So finally the last writer made something appear out of the sky, it was none other than Supertwink, who then used his girth to reverse time, and stop Kenji from sitting under a tree, thus making everything that happened after, void.

It was a quiet evening in the house of K...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Omnis on Sat May 15, 2010 10:53 am

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding...
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Post by Haku on Sun May 16, 2010 1:38 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He
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