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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Omnis on Tue May 18, 2010 9:41 am

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then...
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Post by Chet on Thu May 20, 2010 3:32 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Omnis on Thu May 20, 2010 4:33 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Kenji Saioji on Thu May 20, 2010 4:40 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r.
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Omnis on Thu May 20, 2010 6:22 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Kenji Saioji on Thu May 20, 2010 6:36 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe.
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Gabe on Thu May 20, 2010 9:30 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared.
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Omnis on Thu May 20, 2010 9:34 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Gabe on Thu May 20, 2010 9:35 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Pensuke on Thu May 20, 2010 9:38 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Omnis on Thu May 20, 2010 9:41 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Pensuke on Thu May 20, 2010 9:46 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it.
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Chet on Thu May 20, 2010 9:53 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Pensuke on Thu May 20, 2010 9:55 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he came to the conclusion that the stranger was none other than Bokoa, the talking fish. Kayne proceeded to call for backup, his secret weapon, also known as...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Gabe on Thu May 20, 2010 9:55 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he came to the conclusion that the stranger was none other than Bokoa, the talking fish. Kayne proceeded to call for backup, his secret weapon, also known as GREEN. Green then appeared and took everyone in the room into GREENland...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Omnis on Thu May 20, 2010 9:56 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he came to the conclusion that the stranger was none other than Bokoa, the talking fish. Kayne proceeded to call for backup, his secret weapon, also known as GREEN. Green then appeared and took everyone in the room into GREENland, where Derfs are found everywhere fapping to a Justin Bieber song.
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Gabe on Thu May 20, 2010 10:50 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he came to the conclusion that the stranger was none other than Bokoa, the talking fish. Kayne proceeded to call for backup, his secret weapon, also known as GREEN. Green then appeared and took everyone in the room into GREENland, where Derfs are found everywhere fapping to a Justin Bieber song. Omnis was then thrown into a room with BUBBA where...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Chet on Thu May 20, 2010 10:55 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he came to the conclusion that the stranger was none other than Bokoa, the talking fish. Kayne proceeded to call for backup, his secret weapon, also known as GREEN. Green then appeared and took everyone in the room into GREENland, where Derfs are found everywhere fapping to a Justin Bieber song. Omnis was then thrown into a room with BUBBA where... he started talking to him about shrimp and fishing ...then he died of...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Kenji Saioji on Thu May 20, 2010 10:56 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he came to the conclusion that the stranger was none other than Bokoa, the talking fish. Kayne proceeded to call for backup, his secret weapon, also known as GREEN. Green then appeared and took everyone in the room into GREENland, where Derfs are found everywhere fapping to a Justin Bieber song. Omnis was then thrown into a room with BUBBA where... he started talking to him about shrimp and fishing ...then he died of...A heart attack. Bubba would grab on his black notebook, smirking as he would...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Gabe on Thu May 20, 2010 11:00 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he came to the conclusion that the stranger was none other than Bokoa, the talking fish. Kayne proceeded to call for backup, his secret weapon, also known as GREEN. Green then appeared and took everyone in the room into GREENland, where Derfs are found everywhere fapping to a Justin Bieber song. Omnis was then thrown into a room with BUBBA where... he started talking to him about shrimp and fishing ...then he died of...A heart attack. Bubba would grab on his black notebook, smirking as he would write in the name of Kenji saioji, setting his death as...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Omnis on Thu May 20, 2010 11:14 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he came to the conclusion that the stranger was none other than Bokoa, the talking fish. Kayne proceeded to call for backup, his secret weapon, also known as GREEN. Green then appeared and took everyone in the room into GREENland, where Derfs are found everywhere fapping to a Justin Bieber song. Omnis was then thrown into a room with BUBBA where... he started talking to him about shrimp and fishing ...then he died of...A heart attack. Bubba would grab on his black notebook, smirking as he would write in the name of Kenji saioji, setting his death as lack of oxygen, because kenji was talkng so much he stopped breathing. Kenji fell to the ground, his mouth foaming with...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Pensuke on Thu May 20, 2010 11:30 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he came to the conclusion that the stranger was none other than Bokoa, the talking fish. Kayne proceeded to call for backup, his secret weapon, also known as GREEN. Green then appeared and took everyone in the room into GREENland, where Derfs are found everywhere fapping to a Justin Bieber song. Omnis was then thrown into a room with BUBBA where... he started talking to him about shrimp and fishing ...then he died of...A heart attack. Bubba would grab on his black notebook, smirking as he would write in the name of Kenji saioji, setting his death as lack of oxygen, because kenji was talkng so much he stopped breathing. Kenji fell to the ground, his mouth foaming with... giant leather pants. Lady Gaga teabagged Kenji as he laid down on the floor, gasping for air. He choked on Lady Gaga's leather shoes, however, and soon had the awful disease that we know as...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Omnis on Fri May 21, 2010 7:25 am

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he came to the conclusion that the stranger was none other than Bokoa, the talking fish. Kayne proceeded to call for backup, his secret weapon, also known as GREEN. Green then appeared and took everyone in the room into GREENland, where Derfs are found everywhere fapping to a Justin Bieber song. Omnis was then thrown into a room with BUBBA where... he started talking to him about shrimp and fishing ...then he died of...A heart attack. Bubba would grab on his black notebook, smirking as he would write in the name of Kenji saioji, setting his death as lack of oxygen, because kenji was talkng so much he stopped breathing. Kenji fell to the ground, his mouth foaming with... giant leather pants. Lady Gaga teabagged Kenji as he laid down on the floor, gasping for air. He choked on Lady Gaga's leather shoes, however, and soon had the awful disease that we know as CardGame-itis, where you turn into a duel monsters card. Kenji then turned into a Nightmare Penguin (Shocker), but regained oxygen. After pulling a pair of leather pants out of his mouth, he opened a portal to...
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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Pensuke on Fri May 21, 2010 4:54 pm

It was a quiet evening in the house of K, where she was reading a Derf x Green pornographic novel. Gabe then walked in, holding a can of Cheese Whiz, a bag of marshmallows, and a deck of lame Pokemon cards. He took the novel, threw his crappy cards on K's face, and ran like a lunatic screaming, "I JUST GOT MY ORIGAMI SHAVED!" He then... sat down on K's mattress and turned on the TV... only to realize... that his origami was ALREADY SHAVED... He turns of the TV, going on K's computer to look through her files. He finds...AN AGUMAN. It begins to speak Russian, and fires a laz0r. After that, Gabe started fapping off to fat guys on XTube. K walks into her room and stares at Gabe with a look of...disappoint, seeing that is was Omnis in a costume of Gabe. Gabe then fell out of the closet, tied up with duct tape while K stared. K then fell on the floor and started flailing like a fish and spewing out Snickers bards out of her mouth. She then started to do the waltz with Kenji who appeared from Gabe's pants. Everything was fine until Kayne West interrupted them by saying, "YO KENJI, IMMA LET YOU FINISH. BUT SABAKU NO KIRA IS THE BIGGEST PANTS STALKER OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!" Kayne then...started fapping to Chaku because Chaku is the best thing since Kemnis. It's true fax. Don't deny it. Then he stared at some random stranger peeping through the window and then he came to the conclusion that the stranger was none other than Bokoa, the talking fish. Kayne proceeded to call for backup, his secret weapon, also known as GREEN. Green then appeared and took everyone in the room into GREENland, where Derfs are found everywhere fapping to a Justin Bieber song. Omnis was then thrown into a room with BUBBA where... he started talking to him about shrimp and fishing ...then he died of...A heart attack. Bubba would grab on his black notebook, smirking as he would write in the name of Kenji saioji, setting his death as lack of oxygen, because kenji was talkng so much he stopped breathing. Kenji fell to the ground, his mouth foaming with... giant leather pants. Lady Gaga teabagged Kenji as he laid down on the floor, gasping for air. He choked on Lady Gaga's leather shoes, however, and soon had the awful disease that we know as CardGame-itis, where you turn into a duel monsters card. Kenji then turned into a Nightmare Penguin (Shocker), but regained oxygen. After pulling a pair of leather pants out of his mouth, he opened a portal to Ivalice, where he came a Black Mage. However, he learned how to cast the most powerful, yet the most cliche spell in the whole world, as generic as he is. Kenji tried out the spell, saying the magic words, "The Game."

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Re: Writing a Story

Post by Kenji Saioji on Fri May 21, 2010 5:20 pm

So it was a quiet and weird afternoon, when...
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