The Vending Machine Game

You get 2 and a half irishmen
i put in a canadian quarter

You get the remaining half of that Irishman who is absolutely furious with you and your silly Canadian money.
I put in a real quarter.

You get a Canadian Quarter.
I insert the quarter like so.

You get tickled.
I warily insert a quarter...

you get a plack that say's "Good one Sorrow".
i put in 2 dimes and a nickel.

You get a human transmutation. I put in a quarter...

You get a Death Note, however it doesn't work, and at every given second tries to Om Nom Nom on your soul.
I put in a magical Quarter.

You get a magical dollar that is not less amazing than a regular one
I place in a quarter.

You get a Mini-me! I put in a quarter... yet again.

You get a magical device, making your top five favorite Anime characters your top five that you hate. I exchange my dollar for four magical quarters, and place one in the machine.

You get a magical 100 dollar bill! However... you can only use this if you exchange the bill into pennies!
I place in a quarter.

You get a flavorless low-fat bacon smoothie. Delicious, yes? (Kidding, of course!) Anyhow, I put in a quarter.

Thats something you don't kid around about :{. Bacon is special in all our hearts :D. You get a pineapple chucked at your head.
I place a quarter in the machine

you get a very angry canadian that shoots repetition, after that he jumps back into the machine.
i put in a quarter.

You get the liver of Michael Jackson.
I place a quarter into the machine.

You get a Ipod that only plays 1 one and that song is "How to get on People's Nerves" song once you obtain this item you can not stop listening to the song.
I place in a quarter.

You get Gluttony the Homunculus. I place a quarter into the machine.

You get a cat tail and two cat ears that you can use whenever, and wherever! The only bad thing is, if you use it, you get a tumor. I put a quarter in zee machine.

You get a quarter.
I place a quarter in the machine.

You receive an anti-neko-endued tumor serum which must be administered to Omnis under penalty of a slow, painful death.

I place a quarter into the machine.

You got a pair of useless shinigami eyes! Man what a waste of lifetime...
I put in a quarter.

You get a moose! I put in a quarter.

You get the corpse of Dr. Franken Stein. I put a quarter in the machine.

You get a kitty that doesn't move :D!
I put in a quarter.

I gor a cosplay outfit that looks like L!
I put in a quarter.