The Vending Machine Game

You get a horse... don't lick it! I insert a quarter.

You get to lick the horse! I insert a quarter into the machine

You get SWEET LEMONADE, SWEET SWEET LEMONADE~

Now, SUWGOMH references aside, I insert a quarter.

You get an automatic Face palm, which quickly face palms your face!

I insert Omnis' face.

You get cheese in a cup! I insert a quarter ;D

You get Omnis in a cup. I insert a quarter.

You get an interview by Oprah... she then comments about pedophiles watching children with over 9000 Penises, and it is confusing the fuck out of you...

I insert a Quarter.

You get booted, yet again, from a Skype conference. ;x

I insert a quarter, kind of feeling like a horrible person for laughing a bit at Omnis' expense~

you get a female gender, now you can be sure.

I put in a quarter and run away fast.

You get away safely.

I insert cashmonies. One quarter of a dollar, to be precise.