The Vending Machine Game

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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Zetsubou-sensei on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:11 pm

You got waffles.
I put in a quarter...
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Gabe on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:19 pm

You get kicked in the face with ENERGY LEGS.
The machine just doesn't like you.
I put in a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Blade828 on Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:43 pm

You get a hobo.
I put in a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Zetsubou-sensei on Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:47 pm

You got a restraint order. You are prohibited to be near the vending machine on 5 feet radius. You also got a fine and now pay mortage.
I put a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Chib on Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:07 am

You get a job as a really cool detective of crime and bad things. With it is your first report; "Detective Cool, there's been a really bad crime happening and people are die."

Verily, I do insert one quarter of a US dollar.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Omnis on Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:40 pm

You get stabbed with one of the 7 Steaks of Purgatory: Asmodeus, who represents the sin of lust. As you fall to the ground, images of your beloved, should one exist, are shot at you from the machine, just to add insult to injury.

I put in a Staryu.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Blade828 on Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:05 pm

You get a bag of dog poop

I put in a quarter and thanks to Zetsubou I have to go to court.....thanks alot Zetsu
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Zetsubou-sensei on Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:20 pm

You got an "OUT OF ORDER" sign.
I put in a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Blade828 on Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:33 pm

You get a "try again later" message
I put in a quarter
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Omnis on Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:16 pm

You get spammed by the biggest nub in DNO existence... my brother, Kizer. He starts following you everywhere for 6 months and after the 6th month, you realize he's been stealing your money slowly every day. After beating the living crap out of him for your money, a chibi Omnis springs out from behind a corner, handing you a shotgun with one bullet... The Chibi-Omnis then says, "You know what to do..."

I put in a quarter, after sending my chibi minion to do my dirty work, har har.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Chet on Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:14 pm

You get Kizer's evil twin, which turns out to be the embodiment of an antinoob. He ends ups deleting all your savefiles on every game you've played. I insert a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Zetsubou-sensei on Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:01 pm

You got a piece of paper saying "What the heck is wrong with the lack of forum activity?!".
I put in a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Omnis on Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:29 pm

You get a piece of paper saying "'sbout time you change your avatar to not-Zetsubou..."

I put in a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Ganku on Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:58 am

You get a message saying "out of paper".

i put in a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Zetsubou-sensei on Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:06 pm

You got a chibi me. It pwns Omnis and anyone who annoys me.
I put in a quarter and more paper onto the vending machine...
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Gabe on Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:07 pm

You get an assassin, it's only current available targets are people with Pink Fetishes and overly egotistical Chibi selves.
I put in a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Chib on Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:19 pm

The machine temporarily becomes a jukebox and plays "What is Love?" very loudly.

Once it changes back, I insert an indeterminate sum of money.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Zetsubou-sensei on Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:40 pm

You got Rick'rolled. You can also see me laughing from far away.
I then put a quart-oh shit! Gotta run! Stupid Assassin is chasing me! Save me chibi me!
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Haku on Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:50 pm

You get a bag full of chocolate raisins. They're delicious... aren't you lucky?!

I put in a quarter, hoping for something similar... chocolate raisins are my favorite. :3
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Blade828 on Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:27 am

You get Vanilla covered grapes......yay

I put in a quarter hoping not to get a dollar
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Haku on Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:23 am

You get a spot of creativity, a dash of originality, and a one of those washable tattoos of some shiny fairy. You also get a sock full of uncooked rice (quite useful, actually).

I insert a quarter...
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by davis1312 on Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:20 pm

The machine gives you a Fairy God Mother capable of granting you one rule free wish, in which you wish for the ability to curve bullets. Unfortunatley you did not wish for a gun, nor the money to buy one.

I insert one quarter in hopes for the move " Clash of the Titans" on DVD.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Haku on Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:51 pm

You get the New Russia State Symphony Orchestra, complete with dramatically flailing conductor Claudio Vandelli, and they blast "Dies irae" from Verdi's Requiem in your face.



Enjoy. :3

I insert a quarter whilst happily listening to the music...
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by OriginalPimp on Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:37 am

You get a can containing a concentrated strain of HIV. However, it LOOKS just like a can of Dr. Pepper on the outside...

I insert a lucky penny.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Zetsubou-sensei on Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:42 pm

You got an STD. Don't ask how or why...
I put in a quarter.
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