The Vending Machine Game

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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Chib on Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:26 am

You get painted purple. It's similar to pink, just better. Much better.

I steal one of Zetsubou's quarters and put it in.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by OriginalPimp on Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:13 pm

You get one of Zetsubou's dollar bills.

I insert a chocolate quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Haku on Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:29 pm

You see me inside the machine clutching your chocolate quarter. I eagerly unwrap it and eat it quickly.
Remembering that you're actually supposed to get something from the machine, I place the wrapper in the little slot near the bottom for you to grab. Then I start singing.
You're welcome!

Somehow, I manage to escape, and insert a real quarter...
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Omnis on Sat May 01, 2010 2:04 pm

You get RKed by some newb with a sacrificial dagger.

I put in a quarter.
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Post by Chet on Sat May 01, 2010 2:45 pm

You get RKed by yourself... I put in a quarter
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Haku on Sat May 01, 2010 2:45 pm

You get this dude, from one of my all-time favorite movies, Pan's Labyrinth.



My advice to you: Run. Now. Or you could just walk, since his awkward shuffle is hilariously slow...

Since I died, I remake and insert a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Kenji Saioji on Mon May 03, 2010 6:56 pm

You get a Def Not! It then asploads.

I place a quarter in the machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Haku on Tue May 04, 2010 11:21 am

You get Halo: Reach.
Best vending machine prize ever? I think so.

-sigh-
Well, since I died from a asplosion, I remake a second time and insert a quarter.

I am immortal~
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Chib on Tue May 04, 2010 3:08 pm

Ganon emerges from the vending machine, and with a cry of "YOU DARE BRING QUARTERS INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!", you get a bolt lightning to the face.
You are dead. Final Score: 108. [RESTART] - [RESTORE] - [QUIT]

I insert a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Haku on Tue May 04, 2010 6:44 pm

You get Mr. Trololo~



After having died a third time, I press "restart," then insert a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by OriginalPimp on Wed May 05, 2010 5:24 pm

You get a ROB, but it's broken. D:

I fumble around in my pockets, looking for a quarter. However, I fail to find one and insert a laser pen into the machine instead.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Zetsubou-sensei on Wed May 05, 2010 6:17 pm

The Vending Machine rejected the pen, since the point of this game is to insert a ****ing quarter. An extension from the machine turns the laser pen on and points it at your eye. Because of OriginalPimp, I got nothing. Such a bore.

I do not insert a quarter, because I already inserted all of my life savings onto the vending machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Omnis on Wed May 05, 2010 6:41 pm

You get nothing, for you did not insert a quarter.

I insert a quarter into the machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Gabe on Wed May 05, 2010 6:51 pm

I appear and push you out of the way, getting the TTGL soundtrack you were supposed to get and breaking it in two.

I insert...
A GODDAMN AVERAGE QUARTER.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Kenji Saioji on Wed May 05, 2010 11:09 pm

Kamina comes and Row Row fights the power, thus kicking your ass and making you lose the game.

I place a quarter in da machine, dawg.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Gabe on Thu May 06, 2010 4:58 pm

You get shot, and the shooter is never found.

Walking up the machine, it could be the last chance, but it was the only chance I had... to save the world. I jumped backwards in the air while throwing a quarter like a shuriken and watch it land in the machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Kenji Saioji on Thu May 06, 2010 5:04 pm

You epicly fail, because the quarter misses and hits the Machine. As the quarter bounces off from the machine, it comes pummeling into you, and you get PWNT. I place that same quarter in the machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Omnis on Fri May 07, 2010 4:20 pm

You get a note that says "Shut up woman, get on my horse!" and then Kai runs over you with a GOD DAMNED WAGON... liek, WTF?

I insert a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Haku on Sat May 08, 2010 5:30 pm

You get a supah-extra-ginormous-king-sized bar of dark chocolate... which I expect you to share with me.

I insert a quarter into the machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Chib on Sat May 08, 2010 6:05 pm

Strange audio distortion noises come from the machine for several seconds, whilst the number display flashes in random ways. Out of the corner of your eye, you see Slender Man. Kinda weird, yeah.

I insert one of your American 'quarters'.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Omnis on Fri May 14, 2010 11:29 am

After I give the entire bar of dark chocolate to Haku, due to my lack of taste for it, a wave of overused memes comes out of the machine, suffocating you.

I put in a Quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by OriginalPimp on Fri May 14, 2010 5:36 pm

You get change for $50... In pennies.

I insert a normal quarter for once.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Haku on Sun May 16, 2010 1:43 pm

You get That Video Tape from "The Ring."
Spooky... WHAT NOW?!

I cross my fingers for you and insert a quarter...
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by Omnis on Mon May 17, 2010 8:27 pm

You get a Geass, good for you.

i put in a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

Post by bkdbear1991 on Mon May 17, 2010 11:19 pm

A real life pokeball comes out of the machine, but you drop it and it rolls into a drain. Poor pokemon.

I insert a quarter.
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