The Vending Machine Game

You get a strip of the worlds most delicious bacon. You soon look around to realize you were only dreaming. I put in a quarter.

You find a red haired sleeping shinigami. Sadly, she is not carrying a Death Note with her.

I put in 10.000 yen.

You got doughnut.
I put in a quarter...

Your quarter is rejected. You get it back.

I put in a quarter.

You got a piece of paper with the following message:

Greetings, this is
L.

I put in a british quarter...

You get Sakuya's pa-KUSANAGI NO KEN DAAAAAAAA!!!

*Sachiko is torched mid-sentence. She comes back as a shinigami and puts in a shinigami apple*

You get turned into a human. I put in a quarter.

You got a large plasma television. Yes. The vending machine chucked it at you. Fortunately you survived. I put in a quarter.

...You got nothing. Weird.
I put in a quarter...
By the way Omnis I should hate you for that signature you got, but I am just glad you didn't post this...

You get...A Zetsubou picture like that in your mind at all times, so you can never stop thinking about it! I insert a quarter.

You get a ball-in-a-cup! It is a ball attached to a string, which is attached to a cup. You throw the ball, let it swing on the string, and catch it in the cup. If you fail to catch the ball in the cup, just swing it again! It requires no batteries! Play alone and with your friends! And clean-up's as easy as catching a ball in a cup!

I quietly insert a quarter...

you get a very angry ganku who is about to stab chet over and over for bringing up ball and a cup.

i put in a quarter that i found on chets corpse.

You get two girls and one cup. And the dinos gently weep...

I put in other 10.000 yen.

You get a giant panda and a phone call from China. Apparently, they are very angry and want their panda back...
I put in a quarter.

You hear a song. Suddenly, you have night blindness!

I put in a gold coin.

You got the vending machine completely empty.
I put in a quarter.

You get a piece of cheese. It's been in Ed's pocket since god-knows-when. I insert a quarter.

You get Matoi Tsunetsuki, she then starts stalking Zetsubou. I put in a quarter, but not before posting yet ANOTHER pic of Zetsubou

You get Maximillion Pegasus, who proclaims himself far more ambiguously camp than the crossdressing Zetsubou.

Fa~abulous!

I put in the equivalent value of a quarter... in rubles.

The vending machine names you communist of the year.
I insert some currency.

You get a weight roughly the size of Chib's ego, it crushes you and the surrounding states, killing many.

I insert a quarter.

You got my hatred for Omnis for putting a picture of me cosplaying(I knew I shouldn't have gone to that cosplay convention >.<)
I put in a british quarter...

You get two kittens sleeping in one slipper.
Aren't they precious?

I happily insert a quarter...

You get a slap across the face. For no reason at all, other than that this vending machine is sadistic and horrible.

I put in approximately 16.3 pence, that being the current exchange rate of 0.25 USD to GBP.

You get a ban-hammer to use on anyone or anything at any given time, but only once, so choose wisely... You also get a soda, like a regular vending machine would give you.

I insert 22.5661¥, the Japanese equivalent of a quarter.