Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Kenji Saioji hands Vendetta his card saying "SIX FLAGS! MORE FLAGS, MORE FUN!" with a giant picture of the generic bald guy dancing.
{Say}-Vendetta: This.. place..
{Say}-Vendetta: This.. era.
{Say}-Vendetta: This .. government..
{Say}-Vendetta: What.. What would you think of it..?
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: 1 FLAG!
{Say}-Vendetta: Do you fear for your life..?
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: Fear my life?
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: No
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: 2 FLAGS
Vendetta swiftly takes out a knife from his sleeve... and pointing it directly at Kenji's neck..
{Say}-Vendetta: Now.. do you..?
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: 6 FLAGS! MORE FLAGS, MORE FUN!
Kenji Saioji bursts out breakdancing.

Kenji Saioji wrote:Kenji Saioji hands Vendetta his card saying "SIX FLAGS! MORE FLAGS, MORE FUN!" with a giant picture of the generic bald guy dancing.
{Say}-Vendetta: This.. place..
{Say}-Vendetta: This.. era.
{Say}-Vendetta: This .. government..
{Say}-Vendetta: What.. What would you think of it..?
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: 1 FLAG!
{Say}-Vendetta: Do you fear for your life..?
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: Fear my life?
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: No
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: 2 FLAGS
Vendetta swiftly takes out a knife from his sleeve... and pointing it directly at Kenji's neck..
{Say}-Vendetta: Now.. do you..?
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: 6 FLAGS! MORE FLAGS, MORE FUN!
Kenji Saioji bursts out breakdancing.

That's Kenji for ya

{OOC}-(RikohZX)-Suigetsu Kato: YOU MADE ME DROP MY PANTS TO KILL YOU

Someone said they'd put this up here, so I didn't bother to copypasta it, but they didn't, and thus this is a vague recollection of the conversation:

(informing Ilyo how rape is banned these days)
Yuki: Isn't sex blanned too?
Chib: Sex is only bland if you're doing it wrong
Yuki: *banned
(many japes)

Chib wrote:
Chib: Sex is only bland if you're doing it wrong

I must say, that is humorous and more than a little bit true.

Also, good job on saving this topic from the grave, Chibs--31 days exactly keeps it alive and well.

*plans to logon to DNO as soon as school lets out for summer on Thursday*

This isnt really funny but i thought it was a bit humerous..

{OOC}-(Embodiment Of Perfection)-Ra: Everyone is really thinking, "OMG, the plot!"

{Say}-Gabriel Asegawa {Age 25}: May i kill Brian?

{Say}-Kah Mun Rah: ...and you may have sex with the dead body.

A round where I played Kah Mun Rah, the egyptian guy from Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian.

Started out as M gaining followers, became L when he died, then killed Kira and got the DN...so I became God. Gabriel, a follower of mine, was begging to kill somebody so I shut him up nicely.

{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Cassie-Chan: this is fun :/
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Cassie-Chan: I can't even bend over
{OOC}-(Sorry about ur Arm)-Enzeru Okane (Age 18): What you talkin' bout Aki?

-Other OOC Dialog-

{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Cassie-Chan: My upper legs hurt from over exercising
{OOC}-(Sorry about ur Arm)-Enzeru Okane (Age 18): I see... *Goes doctor on Aki*
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Cassie-Chan: touch my thighs and die

-some more non related OOC stuff-

{OOC}-(Sorry about ur Arm)-Enzeru Okane (Age 18): *dies*

I think you get the Idea...

{Say}-Heilig Kreuz: I'M SURROUNDED BY COCKS!

This happened during a hilarious round where K and Aki pranked me. K summoned a mass amount of chickens and I couldn't resist! xD

{OOC}-(Caliver)-Caliver: then u suk at being an admin i could do better

{Say}-Ra: (Deal)
{Say}-Ra: (I'll go get that whore.)
{Say}-A Ninja: [Which, Ganku or Kimberly?]

{OOC}-(Gosanders)-Takashi Kamasami: I love you Lulu.
{OOC}-(Sasuke-Chan)-Sasuke-Chan: Cmon Taka I thought we were even?
{OOC}-(Gosanders)-Takashi Kamasami: Who says I'm kidding?
{OOC}-(Gosanders)-Takashi Kamasami: So I love you Lulu
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Sasuke-Chan: Well I gotta go now!
{OOC}-(Gosanders)-Takashi Kamasami: TT_TT

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It was funny because I metagamed Lulu and he started a gay RP so I got him back.Then Later on this round I decided to mess with him.

{OOC}-(KatonBird)-Monique Lasheyette: What did I just come in to?
The server rules have been changed, to :
The server rules have been changed, to :
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Kira: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

{OOC}-(Jabson)-JAJA: I'm real Kira in reality and i'll kill all of u for that
{OOC}-(Hokage_gabriel)-Gabriel Asegawa: ..
{OOC}-(Venus73)-Venus: LOOOL
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Kira: FAILLLL
{OOC}-(Venus73)-Venus: FAIL SO HARD

LMAO tTHAT WAS A MESSAGE FOR K

Nurse Kira holds up the needle, and smirks. ((God, I feel like I'm in some weird fetish porn..))

Crazy hospital RP for the win. ;D

{say}Dr.Takashi:Your Hot!
{Shout}Dr.Yuki Cross:BITCH PLEASE!


Too funny just for a reason to say bitch please xD
HOSPITAL RP = WIN!
Thanks K

Kira wrote:Nurse Kira holds up the needle, and smirks. ((God, I feel like I'm in some weird fetish porn..))

Crazy hospital RP for the win. ;D

I agree. However, most of the people on weren't lulzy enough. We should've brought Chib.

Nurse Alice sterilizes the needle, then dabs some alcohol on Takashi's arm. She slowly injects the fluid. "This is a special sedative."

{Say}-Kenji Saioji: My turn to chop?

{Say}-Nurse Alice: Well, actually, it's seed. From a man. I don't know WHAT it'll do. Maybe his arm will have a baby.

{Say}-Dr. Kotaro House: (xDD!)

{Say}-Kenji Saioji: Cool.

{Say}-Dr. Kotaro House: Time to operate!!

{Say}-Kenji Saioji: Let's kill the baby too then!


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{Say}-Hideki Takahashi: Hey Hotness

{Say}-Nurse Alice: Bitch, please.


Aki is my role model. xD
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{Say}-Dr.Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Now, strap him.

{Say}-Nurse Alice: ..that's a bit kinky, isn't it doctor?

{Say}-Dr.Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Yes it is.

{Say}-Dr.Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: You see, House here stars in a Yaoi.

{Say}-Dr. Kotaro House: He lies!

{Say}-Dr.Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: This is the last chapter of it.

{Say}-Evil Doctor Kaibura: (...I shall remain quiet through love of my testes.)

OOC}-(Death_Bot)-Death Bot: Hideaki Ito. Hey, Hideaki Ito! The word's been going around you have some feelings for Kenji Saioji.
{OOC}-(Yumyumboy1)-Hideaki Ito: 'Ello Tybalt, now...why is Ganku a Nurse?
{OOC}-(Hokage_gabriel)-Janitor Asegawa: O.O
{OOC}-(Akane Kira)-Nurse Kira: LOL
Cero Dios {Dead} wishes he was alive from beyong the grave
{OOC}-(Hokage_gabriel)-Janitor Asegawa:
{OOC}-(Yumyumboy1)-Hideaki Ito: He's my brother.
Nurse Kira points it towards the man. "Bitch? I'm helping you. Gosh. You're very rude, aren't you?"
{OOC}-(Bemcint)-Kotaro Aizawa (Grunge Metal Ghost): ROFL!
{OOC}-(Huttsean1)-Male Nurse Ganku: long story..
{OOC}-(Bemcint)-Kotaro Aizawa (Grunge Metal Ghost): Incest!
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Male Nurse Ganku is not a tranny
Janitor Asegawa starts a speech about his boring life
{Say}-Nurse Kira: None of you can live, because I simply CAN'T have any witnesses.
{Say}-Nurse Kira: F*ck you, nobody cares.
Shinkou Uchiha is logging in.
Nurse Kira shoots at Asegawa.

{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Thana Hikaru: I'll get my whoopin stick out
{OOC}-(Huttsean1)-Head of Security Ganku Hazake: o.o i thought you only saved taht stic for fate

Kira wrote:{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Thana Hikaru: I'll get my whoopin stick out
{OOC}-(Huttsean1)-Head of Security Ganku Hazake: o.o i thought you only saved taht stic for fate

I thought that was a secret xD

{Say}-ITACHI2: i want blood
{Say}-Gabriel Asegawa: Umm.
{Say}-Venus (Grabriel Asegawa Daugther): BLOOD? DAMN EMO!
{Say}-ITACHI2: BLOOD!! BLOOD! BLOOOODDD!!!
{Say}-Venus (Grabriel Asegawa Daugther): (LOL NOOB )

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{Say}-Gabriel Asegawa: What do you want..?
{Say}-ITACHI2: blood
{Say}-Gabriel Asegawa: We don't serve blood(you noobish dumbass metagamer..)
{Say}-ITACHI2: fine ill get water
{Say}-Gabriel Asegawa: We ran out.
{Say}-Gabriel Asegawa: My daughter drank all of it..
Gabriel Asegawa glares at his daughter
{Say}-Venus (Grabriel Asegawa Daugther): (LOL)

Venus wrote:{Say}-ITACHI2: i want blood
{Say}-Gabriel Asegawa: Umm.
{Say}-Venus (Grabriel Asegawa Daugther): BLOOD? DAMN EMO!
{Say}-ITACHI2: BLOOD!! BLOOD! BLOOOODDD!!!
{Say}-Venus (Grabriel Asegawa Daugther): (LOL NOOB )

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{Say}-Gabriel Asegawa: What do you want..?
{Say}-ITACHI2: blood
{Say}-Gabriel Asegawa: We don't serve blood(you noobish dumbass metagamer..)
{Say}-ITACHI2: fine ill get water
{Say}-Gabriel Asegawa: We ran out.
{Say}-Gabriel Asegawa: My daughter drank all of it..
Gabriel Asegawa glares at his daughter
{Say}-Venus (Grabriel Asegawa Daugther): (LOL)

Venus that was both a funny yet incredibly annoying moment.. xD

{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Generic Manskirting Doctor: Death Bot stop hitting on K xD Hit on a toaster or something.
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Kira: xD

{OOC}-(Huttsean1)-Ganku Hazake: eh, they make a cute couple

{OOC}-(Gosanders)-Aki's Son (Age 4): I will date the DB
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Kira: No you won't.
{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Generic Manskirting Doctor: And K-Chan is taken, and so is Death Bot...by... Death Bot-tet?
{OOC}-(Gosanders)-Aki's Son (Age 4): aw...My one love
{OOC}-(Tight899)-Kei Nagano: Are you sure it's a he?
{OOC}-(Huttsean1)-Ganku Hazake: a 4 year old shouldnt date...
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Kira: ..Yeah.. sure! Deathbotetta?
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Aki-Chan: xD
{OOC}-(Gosanders)-Aki's Son (Age 4): Mommy how old do i half to be to date
{OOC}-(Tight899)-Kei Nagano: If the DB is a girl i wouldnt mind dating it hmmmm
{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Generic Manskirting Doctor: Have you SEEN the Death Bot? o_o
{OOC}-(Fuchi)-Ebony Rose™: 0_o
{OOC}-(Huttsean1)-Ganku Hazake: your so desperate your hitting on a computer program?

{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Generic Manskirting Doctor: Because K-Chan isn't so twisted as to programme YOU.

Lelouch Lampurouge holds Yuirishu still
Lelouch Lampurouge is suprisingly strong
{Say}-Yuirishu Moon: Uhh...Help!!
{Shout}-Yuirishu Moon: Help!
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: So this IS your first time getting it from a guy...
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: It's okay....I'm gentle
{Say}-Yuirishu Moon: Yes..
{Shout}-Yuirishu Moon: Help!!
{Say}-Yuirishu Moon: Ahh!
Yuirishu Moon moans
Lelouch Lampurouge carefully applies the eyeliner toYurishu, as well as giving him blush 42
Yuirishu Moon moans a little louder