Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

The TVs in all houses change to the lotto ball programming. The woman on the TV picks out a ticket. 'And the winner is... Leinth! Congratulations, you win 75 yen!
{OOC}-(Liens)-Cakeface: Wow you really hit the jackpot there...

{Shout}-Nathan Ethan Artimus Remus: Yunai... your bra is deserted 0.0

He meant bar.

Oh my god, so this topic exist :o we are gonna laugh hard...

I was for the first time kira, when that Shinigami was saying perveted things i laughed so hard...

I dn't remenber all this things but some are still on my memory

{Say}-Near: Are you babies?

{Say}-Kaibura: You've just given us all guns. Don't push it.

{Say}-Damion: Hello, I'm your magical teleporting naked man
{Say}-Mizuki Maharo: Kinky


Nice Damion xD JUST NICE xD


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{OOC}-(KershiVelix)-Alias: WATCHU
{OOC}-(KershiVelix)-Alias: FLYING CROTCH-SHOT

{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Mizuki Maharo: I don't have the parts that would make that almost lethal
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Mizuki Maharo: Sorry

{OOC}-(Hazukie)-The Man Who Pees on Children: Ladies and Gentlemen

Britney has been killed by a heart attack
Tonoho has been killed by a heart attack.
Beyond has been killed by a heart attack.
{OOC}-(BrolyLSS)-Hoto Mitsugi: Do we have a Kira yet?
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{Say}-Zarkus: Fine. Im going to a porn shop then...
{Say}-Ra: Porn.... Hmm....
{Say}-Zarkus: Wanna know the best thing about being a tree?
{Say}-Zarkus: I always have wood.

{Say}-Kenji Saioji: It's a kid!
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: Hey kid.
{Say}-Ziddy: ...
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: Want to know what I am?
{Say}-Ziddy: S-sure..
Kenji Saioji gets his radio.
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: OH I'M A GUMMY BEAR!
{Say}-Ziddy: And people wonder why I wanna kill myself...

{Say}-SPK Officer: You have been ordered to DIE.
SPK Officer Pulls out his gun and holds it to his head.
{Say}-Swat: aww sonova
SPK Officer Squeezes off three quick shots.
SPK Officer fires a bullet in Lockem W. Shoto's Direction, but misses!
SPK Officer fires a bullet in Lockem W. Shoto's Direction, but misses!
SPK Officer shoots Lockem W. Shoto!
{Say}-SPK Officer: Arghhh
{OOC}-(Damion de Lioncourt)-Damion:
Swat Runs like hell
{Say}-SPK Officer: You over there.
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Lockem W. Shoto: SLowest
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Lockem W. Shoto: Death Evr
{Say}-SPK Officer: Little help?
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Lockem W. Shoto: -_-
{Say}-SPK Officer: Finish him up.
Shinji Points the compact submachine gun at the swat officer and unleashes the trigger blowing him away, in a fit of laughing Shinji stares at the bloody puddle
Shinji shoots SPK Officer!
{OOC}-(Casshern)-Eiji??: If it was continuing..
Shinji shoots SPK Officer!
Shinji shoots SPK Officer!
{Say}-Lockem W. Shoto: Ow ... that ... HOLY SHIT

Nate and Aki had a lovey dubbee thing for half an hour, and I decided to finally come face to face with my Kira.

Taiji N. Konjou wraps his other arm around her
{Say}-Nina Hazaki: (Is this the part where I say oh shit my husband will be home soon?)
James W. Lockem flies down from the ceiling and grins, staring directly above Konjou.
{Say}-James W. Lockem: HI!
Taiji N. Konjou takes his notebook and a lighter sets it on fire behind her back and tosses it
{Say}-James W. Lockem: NO!
{Say}-Nina Hazaki: (W fails)
{Say}-Nina Hazaki: (xDD)
{Say}-James W. Lockem: MY NOTEBOOK!

{OOC}-(FireIce2k8)-Kitami Saito: They see me trollin', They hatin', They tryin' to catch me typin' dirty, Tryin' to catch me typin' dirty..

{OOC}-(Vampirelock13)-Micheal Jackson: hai dere little boi..
{OOC}-(Guest-1215355177)-Max Yagami: Ahhhh...Micheal Jackson
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Fuzzyblueberry: Glad I'm a girl c_c

{Say}-Shiio Naruki {Mumrait Owner}: you may go sleep
Say}-Shiio Naruki {Mumrait Owner}: but here are my rules, no boys, and if there is one, you must have a condom ready at all times, there is some under the bed..

{OOC}-(Banditofdoom)-James Smith: its called f u c k you
James Smith has been IPBanned by Aki Sumiko.
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Aki Sumiko: No sadly
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Aki Sumiko: It's not

Moments later

{OOC}-(Marcusflare)-Mio Sumiko: Then i have to wait on L
{OOC}-(Marcusflare)-Mio Sumiko: and his fat ass
{OOC}-(Marcusflare)-Mio Sumiko: Then i ccan freely speak

L: My ass is not fat, and I resent the allegations.

{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Cyranakki: I'm 851 lbs and 17 years old.

Followup to Aki's previous one.

{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Cyranakki: Sorry, mistype. I'm 851 years old and 17 lbs.
{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Cyranakki: ...and that way makes even less sense than the first way.

I've noticed these have been getting from 'funny' to just plain weird as of late.. o.o

The DNO community seems to have finally advanced to a slightly higher level of intelligence, which, sadly, makes it seem as though you often need to be there for these funny moments to make sense.

I agree.

This one's fairly uncomplecated, you didn't even have to be there.

It is said all over the town that Kenji (and another name wich was not said for that person's safety) was found guilty of " Overall Emotionlessness"
(Broadcasted by Archemon)
{Shout}-Newscarrier: EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!! CHIBSKININJA HAS BEEN FOUND BY THE COURTS TO BE HAWTNESS INCARNATE AND OVERALL AWESOME!!!
{OOC}-(Chibskininja)-Momo Gehenna: Who the bloody hell was that?
{OOC}-(Damion de Lioncourt)-Damion: Me
{OOC}-(Yumyumboy1)-Yumyumboy1: How do I know that was Chib.
{OOC}-(Yumyumboy1)-Yumyumboy1: Bah!

Later

{Shout}-Newscarrier: EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!! HIDEAKI ITO HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY BY THE COURTS TO THIRTY TWO CASES OF ATTEMPTED BLACKMAIL OF ONE DAMION DE LIONCOURT!!!!
{Shout}-Newscarrier: HIEDAKI IS ALSO A PRETTY AWESOME DEWD!!!!
{Shout}-Kenji Saioji: God damnit. How is Hideaki Awesome and I am not? I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
{Shout}-The Man Who Enjoys the Ability to Shout Across Japan: LET ME HAVE MY RIGHTS!
{Shout}-Newcarrier: *Recounts* KENJI SAIOJI IS NOT AWESOME BECAUSE HE HAS TOO MANY SHOWN EMOTIONS!!!! THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!!!
{Shout}-Hideaki A. Ito: Oh my!
{Shout}-Kenji Saioji: What people?
{Shout}-Kenji Saioji: I DEMAND ANOTHER RECOUNT!
{Shout}-Hideaki A. Ito: Well, me and the nices Newscarrier.
{Shout}-Newscarrier: ME, MYSELF, AND I!!!
{Shout}-Hakaisha: and me

{OOC}-(1Sakura2)-Sakura: who wants some cocke ? o-o
And NOBODY noticed for a while.

Max Yagami: May i go to the bathroom L
Lelouch Lampurouge: Sure let's go
Lelouch Lampurouge: Thats the sink...
Lelouch Lampurouge: Bathroom's right there
Max Yagami: Oh looks like a toilet

Then lulu gets real close to me

Max Yagami: If you want to look you can just ask
Lelouch Lampurouge: Oh
Lelouch Lampurouge: Can I see?
*Max Yagami pulls out a toy car*
Lelouch Lampurouge:...

{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Nina Mimiko: MY HSAPOO SMELLS LIKE ROSES! Not funny, but I thought, 'what the hell...'

The OOC conversation somehow got to Internet dating.Neo was saying it was bad and then I began...

{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Princesse d'automne : Because I could secretly be a pedo?
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Princesse d'automne : =O
{OOC}-(Scorpion5435)-Neo: nah
{OOC}-(Jun Watarase)-Watarase-san: xD
{OOC}-(Fate-the-wuffles-bunny)-Fate Hugglesworth: wait
{OOC}-(Fate-the-wuffles-bunny)-Fate Hugglesworth: thats a secret
{OOC}-(Fate-the-wuffles-bunny)-Fate Hugglesworth: o.o
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Princesse d'automne : SHIT
{OOC}-(Fate-the-wuffles-bunny)-Fate Hugglesworth: ?
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Princesse d'automne : I LOST THE GAME
{OOC}-(Fate-the-wuffles-bunny)-Fate Hugglesworth: xD
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Princesse d'automne : xD

(Kiss Me)Aki(Kill Me) wrote:The OOC conversation somehow got to Internet dating.Neo was saying it was bad and then I began...

{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Princesse d'automne : Because I could secretly be a pedo?
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Princesse d'automne : =O
{OOC}-(Scorpion5435)-Neo: nah
{OOC}-(Jun Watarase)-Watarase-san: xD
{OOC}-(Fate-the-wuffles-bunny)-Fate Hugglesworth: wait
{OOC}-(Fate-the-wuffles-bunny)-Fate Hugglesworth: thats a secret
{OOC}-(Fate-the-wuffles-bunny)-Fate Hugglesworth: o.o
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Princesse d'automne : SHIT
{OOC}-(Fate-the-wuffles-bunny)-Fate Hugglesworth: ?
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Princesse d'automne : I LOST THE GAME
{OOC}-(Fate-the-wuffles-bunny)-Fate Hugglesworth: xD
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Princesse d'automne : xD

O.o i then attemped to play the role of a pedo, as it was i failed and got repeatedly beaten by a kid