Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Your host, Tim Bukto says; "Seven."
Your host, Tim Bukto Eight.
Your host, Tim Bukto says; "Eight**"
<1:14 AM>-(PokemonTrainer2.04) SWAT Soldier #1242: Ex. a
Sorrow says; "Do eet."
Your host, Tim Bukto says; "Nine."
Your host, Tim Bukto says; "Ten."
XxNagromxX has logged in!
Your host, Tim Bukto fired at the french man.
XxNagromxX loads their savefile.
Your host, Tim Bukto points the machine gun at Sorrow.
Your host, Tim Bukto fires many rounds, but all of them miss!
<1:14 AM>-(PokemonTrainer2.04) SWAT Soldier #1242: He mugged that criminal
Sorrow says; "Bwahahahaha."
Ryuu Kazaki says; "Smooooth"
<1:14 AM>-(JeffHardy1231) Ryu Saki: I just got mugged by GuiL
<1:14 AM>-(Kenji-Soto) Criminal No. 0627: Criminals have feelings too
Link Eternity stays hidden in the shadows
Sorrow rolls on the floor laughing in his french fashion.
<1:14 AM>-(NarutoHero000) GuiL: Ryu Saki points the machine gun at GuiL.

Your host, Tim Bukto fired again.
<1:14 AM>-(NarutoHero000) GuiL: '-'
Kiba1177 has entered the creation process.
Your host, Tim Bukto points the machine gun at Sorrow.
<1:14 AM>-(JeffHardy1231) Ryu Saki: That's cause you mugged me.
Your host, Tim Bukto fires many rounds, but all of them miss!
<1:15 AM>-(JeffHardy1231) Ryu Saki: Retard.
Your host, Tim Bukto says; "You know what?"
Sorrow laughs even louder and starts banging onto the floor.
Ryuu Kazaki says; "Is he that pathetic?"

<3:03 AM>-(Hokage_gabriel) James Varsen (OOC): Ganku.... why is your corpse naked....?
<3:03 AM>-(Chibskininja) Anonymous: BLASTO THE FIRST HANAR SPECTRE. ENKINDLE THIS.
<3:03 AM>-(Joejoe23) Koro Purplez: Yea
<3:03 AM>-(Matt935) Dimitri: Well, In MY squide.
<3:03 AM>-(Joejoe23) Koro Purplez: Now Im eyes
<3:03 AM>-(Matt935) Dimitri: Squad*
<3:04 AM>-(Huttsean1) Ganku Hazake: ...
<3:04 AM>-(Zzp) Chet Vasvey: I'm still alive
<3:04 AM>-(Huttsean1) Ganku Hazake: ask chibs

That is amazing xD

<3:54 AM>-(Sorry about ur Arm) Sora Takamine (Age 14): Kenji still isn't black..

^ He meant back. xD

<5:33 AM>-(Apaula7) Apaula Smith: Why is there a big black thing?
<5:33 AM>-(SarutoUzumaki) Adikara Yoshimoto: Zaknock add me ass your friend im about to log off
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-A giant Penis with a face appears.- Hello there. Iam Derf; Penis Superhero, I have come to stop Japan from pleasuring themselves. I will find everyone in Japan and fix 'em up! YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO MY GIRTH, IT CANNOT BE IGNORED!! That is all.


-Derf; Penis Superhero
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{Not exact quotes, took out a few lines.}
Sabaku no Kira: BYE SERVER!
Derf; Penis Superhero: NOOOO, I NEVER FIXED 'EM UP!

Logic says; "If he would've kept the deaths as heart attacks, I wouldn't have figured this out."
<1:45 AM>-(Wehsocba) Wehsocba: lol
<1:45 AM>-(MegaDarkAngel2010) Kenn Kazukima: He's standing, no chips, and he wrote a name...
Logic says; "But...he is stupid..."
Logic says; "He has no LOGIC!"
Logic says; "See what I did there?"
Logic says; "Laugh."
Kenn Kazukima says; "Hahaha?"
Apaula Smith laughs
Mr.Ellwood giggles slightly
Logic says; "Thank you."
Apaula Smith says; "Hahaha..."
Ikari Sawda laughs
Kenn Kazukima says; "HAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG, YOU'RE SO FUNNY!"
Mr.Ellwood says; "..."
Kenn Kazukima says; "((Void that xD))"

Pensuke says; "How hard, Ziddy? 8D"
I can supply screenshots. Nuff said.

Alice Shirai says; "Compare your ego to W's. Zarkus'. FUKU's. My mom make gud sanwich guy's."
Omnis says; "But... It's not that I'm forcing myself not to.... I just... can't..."
Alice Shirai says; "Now your ego seems as small as a thumb tack."
Kenji Saioji says; "Even smaller then Gabes penis."

Gabriel Asegawa says; "Well, knowing K, it's probably very large."

Or something along those lines. I have witnesses.

I don't remember the exact words but it was something like this:
Meme1995 logged in!
Link Eternity: I have fun with my boyfriend every day :3
Zetsubou-sensei: ...OK I just got on and I already heard the most traumatizing thing...ever.
Link Eternity: ...Sick mind.

<4:31 AM>-(PixelGeni) Mokona Tashahori: i want 2 do new girl


That is so wrong.

I RPed as a receptionist, who was secretly a tranny at the end...

Anna Shirai says; "Gabe, get in the corner area.."
Silver Haichi says; "Anna give us all weapons"
Anna Shirai says; "Then we follow him."
A male shouts; "I'LL BE WAITING AT THE DOOR!"
Silver Haichi says; "So we can protect ourselves from the crazies"
Anna Shirai says; "So guess what Gabe?"
[Receptionist] Gabriel Asegawa says; "...I die?"
Anna Shirai says; "We decided our plot twist would be to stab the fucking shit out of you..."
Doctor Pen Vasvey says; "Kweh kweh..."
Anna Shirai says; "So guess what..."
[Receptionist] Gabriel Asegawa says; "...I see."
Anna Shirai says; "GABE IS A HOMOSEXUAL!"
Kenji Saioji grabs both of his scapels. He was bored, so he would jump in the air, trying to thrust both of the scapels forward as the codeword was said, trying to keel dat muthafuxing transvestite.
Lkaiser has logged in!
[Receptionist] Gabriel Asegawa says; "Can I say one thing?"
[Receptionist] Gabriel Asegawa says; "I LOVE YOU ANNA!"
Kenji Saioji says; "GAY."
[Receptionist] Gabriel Asegawa tackles kisses Anna
Anna Shirai says; "YOU HAVE A VAGINA, SO I DON'T LOVE YOU."
Lkaiser has entered the creation process.
Anna Shirai says; "OH GOD"
Silver Haichi says; "Yup"
Anna Shirai says; "FUCKING HELL"
Anna Shirai says; "NO"
Anna Shirai says; "LESBIANMAN"
[Receptionist] Gabriel Asegawa says; "OMNOMNOM"
Doctor Pen Vasvey takes out his scapel and thrusts it into Gabriel. "Shut up! Get off of her!"
[Receptionist] Gabriel Asegawa says; "LOVE ME!"
Anna Shirai kicks Gabe in the balls, but realising he has none, is sad.
Silver Haichi moves her out of the way

<4:24 AM>-(Death_Bot) Death Bot: 'Yes' wins. Booting Sabaku no Kira...

lawl, nuff said.

The lulzy thing is, she votes yes on accident too

I must have accidentally pressed Yes. Sorry about that K. I was typing something and Ididn't put attention. Is it needless to say that the guy that began the boot vote was pwned?

This isn't the place to talk about it, anyway I pressed yes too haha

It went something like this...

[Some guy had been spamming STV using my alias]

(Fake) Haku, via STV: I HAVE A HUGE PENIS!!!
The Pink Supervisor: o.o First of all, Haku is a girl, and doesn't have a penis.
The Pink Supervisor: Second, she's been standing next to me the whole time.
Haku: Right... except for that one time when I left to make that broadcast about my gigantic penis.
The Pink Supervisor: That reminds me, Haku... afk for a sex. ;)
Haku: D: I thought you had forgotten...

<3:36 AM>-(Huttsean1) Ganku Hazake: the first 4 people to click the dno icon top left screen will get a free gun and a hit contract to kill gabe
<3:36 AM>-(Exorbital1) Exor Kugenai: Why is there so much money on the ground...hobos can get rich here
<3:36 AM>-(OriginalPimp) Suwaka Keroko: Old joke, man.
<3:36 AM>-(Huttsean1) Ganku Hazake: click it 5 times fast
Oric Mcnair has logged out!
<3:36 AM>-(Hokage_gabriel) Jesse Asegawa: ......
Venom 84 has logged in!
<3:36 AM>-(Lkaiser) Haku: OHMAIGOD.
<3:37 AM>-(Lkaiser) Haku: -clicks-
<3:37 AM>-(LifeGod) Tenebrae Mortis: oric logged out.
<3:37 AM>-(LifeGod) Tenebrae Mortis: Lol.
<3:37 AM>-(Hokage_gabriel) Jesse Asegawa: That doesn't surprise me @ Log out
<3:37 AM>-(Venom 84) Venom 84: do i get a gun now
<3:37 AM>-(Hokage_gabriel) Jesse Asegawa: .......
<3:37 AM>-(Hokage_gabriel) Jesse Asegawa: ........
<3:37 AM>-(Hokage_gabriel) Jesse Asegawa: Fail
<3:37 AM>-(Venom 84) Venom 84: aw
Kiye30 has logged in!
<3:37 AM>-(Huttsean1) Ganku Hazake: Yes, go bug gabe for it

<5:48 AM>-(Orangestar1) Luso: K IS PLAYING!!! OHHH MY GOD OOOHHHH MY GOD MY FIRST TIME PLAYING WITH K OHHHH MY GOD!!!

<5:48 AM>-(Sabaku no Kira) Niamh Comesana: ...dude,
<5:48 AM>-(Sabaku no Kira) Niamh Comesana: This is DNO, not sex
<5:48 AM>-(Sabaku no Kira) Niamh Comesana: Just throwing that out there

<5:48 AM>-(Orangestar1) Luso: Ohhh my god.... ohhhh my god....

A few of us were in L's office, and L had just walked out of the room.
This happened in OOC Say:

Hokage_gabriel: Turn on L?
Lkaiser: Sure.
Lkaiser: ...So you want me to turn him on?
Hokage_gabriel: o.o
Hokage_gabriel: Turn AGAINST L.
Lkaiser: Bahaha, oh playing on words. xD

STALKER... is all I can really say.

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Jesse Asegawa says; "....Get. The. Fuck. Away. Gay. Pink. Stalker."
The Pink Merchant says; "PLease stop there and hear me out"
Jesse Asegawa says; "...Ye- NO."
Jesse Asegawa says; "If you don't stop..."
The Pink Merchant says; "W-What?!"
The Pink Merchant says; "Shush my darling. I will do the talking."
Jesse Asegawa says; "...Look"
Jesse Asegawa says; "When I grow up, I'm gonna bone your mom, and have a kid that looks just like you, and I'm going to ruin his life. And if I catch his fat ass trying to read my mind, I'm gonna punch him in the face."
Jesse Asegawa punches The Pink Gay Stalker right in the face, screaming "Falcon PAAAAAANCH!"
Jesse Asegawa says; "Enjoy."

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Jesse Asegawa just turns around and runs.
Jesse Asegawa says; "I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS FOURTEEN"
Jesse Asegawa says; "LEAVE ME ALONE"
Ikari Sawada says; "Are you working for a organization called the mafia?"
Ikari Sawada says; "Wait ....what?"
Jesse Asegawa says; "Nothing"
Jesse Asegawa says; "I thought you were abraham Lincoln."
Jesse Asegawa says; "..."
Ikari Sawada says; "Awkward......."

Haku dodges quickly, moving to his left.
(OOC to View) Huttsean1 says; (("Bliss is an amazing word"))
<6:08 AM>-(Kyuubi979) Silver Haichi ((Age 12)): He logged out, you can stop talking now
(OOC to View) Hokage_gabriel says; (("His?"))
(OOC to View) Huttsean1 says; (("Haku is a guy?"))
<6:08 AM>-(Jake_Rasengan) Kamachi Crucis: Lol. didnt notice that
(OOC to View) Hokage_gabriel says; (("HOW DO YOU GET YOUR OWN GENDER WRONG?"))
<6:08 AM>-(Jake_Rasengan) Kamachi Crucis: Oh and its typing D
(OOC to View) Huttsean1 says; (("..."))
(OOC to View) Palletox says; (("Lawl"))
(OOC to View) Lkaiser says; (("LOL..."))
(OOC to View) Huttsean1 says; (("FAIL"))
(OOC to View) Lkaiser says; (("YOUR left!"))
(OOC to View) Lkaiser says; (("Not mine!!"))
(OOC to View) Palletox says; (("That's his right."))
(OOC to View) Hokage_gabriel says; (("..."))
(OOC to View) Lkaiser says; (("Whoops, I went the wrong way."))
(OOC to View) Hokage_gabriel says; (("XD"))
(OOC to View) Palletox says; (("THIS PROVES HAKU IS A G.I.R.L"))
(OOC to View) Lkaiser says; (("Please hold while I die of laughter."))

and a few seconds later

Haku struggles against his strength.
Jesse Asegawa slashes at Haku
Pent Lyren pushes the sword away, leaping back, trying to catch his breathe.
(OOC to View) Hokage_gabriel says; (("AGAIN WITH THE HIS?"))
Haku is not put off by the fact that she's fighting a chainsaw.
(OOC to View) Hokage_gabriel says; (("DAMNIT HAKU DO I HAVE TO SEND YOU TO THERAPY?"))
(OOC to View) Palletox says; (("Gabe."))
(OOC to View) Palletox says; (("You have a chain saw."))
(OOC to View) Lkaiser says; (("NO, NOT MINE, HIS!!"))
(OOC to View) Lkaiser says; (("MY GOD..."))
Tanglestar has made their character, Ryan Starr!
(OOC to View) Lkaiser says; (("ROFL"))
(OOC to View) Lkaiser says; (("I'm crying..."))
(OOC to View) Palletox says; (("Lawl."))
(OOC to View) Palletox says; (("His Strength."))
(OOC to View) Palletox says; (("-lols-"))
(OOC to View) Hokage_gabriel says; (("xD"))
(OOC to View) Huttsean1 says; (("should i add that too?"))
(OOC to View) Lkaiser says; (("D:"))
(OOC to View) Lkaiser says; (("NOOO."))

Jesse Asegawa turns to the girl with a menacing glare as he reaches in his robe pocket."Show it to me."

>_>
<_<

I think I just died a little inside.

Hokage_gabriel has logged in!
(Lkaiser) Haku: Gabe!!
(Lkaiser) Haku: I'm so happy to see you...
Hokage_gabriel has logged out!

Zetsubou-sensei wrote:I don't remember the exacts quote...
Kenji: I for M
(other people say I)
The Pink Supervisor: Not I.
You have been appointed as leader of the Mafia!
The Pink Supervisor: WTF Kenji.
Kenji: Yeah. I am mean. xD

Kenji did pretty much the same exact thing last night, but this time to me. >_>