Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

W wrote:

Chib wrote:{Say}-Kenji Saioji (12): Run...
{Say}-Kenji Saioji (12): We have to be in bed right now...

I always knew Kenji had feelings for Chibby!

Thankyou for clarifying. I never even guessed.

Ilyo-(nice skills)

{Say}-Kaibura: (( I have emerged from your sweat glands ))

{Say}-Ilyo: ...

{Say}-Ilyo: (I must be really sweaty)

{Say}-Kaibura: (( Naturally. So, what's happened so far? ))

{Say}-Ilyo: (We are here on vacation)

{Say}-Ilyo: We should go to the beach...

Ilyo yawning

{Say}-Kaibura: I'll be sure to order in icecream, sir.

{Say}-Ilyo: Make it so

You get the gun!

{Say}-Ilyo: I really don't think I need a gun for the beach

{Say}-Ilyo: But if you insist...

{Say}-Kaibura: You never know where there might be child abducters, sir.

{Say}-Ilyo: ..If I was correct
{Say}-Ilyo: You took me from my parents W...

{Say}-Ilyo: There for arn't you a child abducter?

{Say}-Kaibura: ....no, of course not. Now shut up and eat your icecream.

{Say}-Ilyo: Umm but its moldy

{Say}-Kaibura: Don't you have work to be getting on with? You may be on vacation but you're still three people...so that's only 1/3 vacation.

{Say}-Ilyo: ...You know what...

Ilyo throws the icecream at him dully

{Say}-Ilyo: ...

Kaibura is struck with icecream which runs down his suit

{Say}-Ilyo: Ha!

{Say}-Kaibura: ...no cartoons for you, young man.

Ilyo laughs

{Say}-Ilyo: Well I should go check my blood sugar...
Ilyo takes out my pricky thing

Ilyo sticks my finger

Kaibura is playing tetris on the computer

{Say}-Ilyo: 234...

{Say}-Ilyo: Is that bad?

{Say}-Kaibura: Depends, how long did you intend to live for?

{Say}-Ilyo: ...Umm a while?

{Say}-Kaibura: Then it might be bad.

{Say}-Ilyo: I see...


{Say}-Kaibura: I knew I shouldn't have traded my daughter for you. She could chop firewood.

Kaibura draws out a newspaper and crosses his leg, drinking a cup of tea as he flicks caually through the
{Say}-Ilyo: Hmm

{Say}-Ilyo: We really should go to the beach...

{Say}-Kaibura: I suppose. Just don't go lifting up any poor womens tops again.

{Say}-Ilyo: There fault...

{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Kaibura: I'm rendered incapable of RPing v_v I seem to have developed a moonwalk.

Only Kaibura is capable of moonwalking on a BYOND game.

{OOC}-(The Orbital Ban Cannon)-The Orbital Ban Cannon: IMMACHARGINMAHLAZAR
{OOC}-(Nachozrock)-Kenji Saioji: *Fires the fish*
{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Chuck Norris: OHSHI-

{OOC}-(Davy0)-Hajime Dark Tetsuya: Quagmire u are a masochist and a perv
{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Glen Quagmire: Dear diary, Jackpot.

Ganku Hazake is having an epic staredown with kaibura
Kaibura plays awesome cowboy music in the background
Ganku Hazake watches as tumble weed go by
Kaibura is FIRIN HIS LAZOR
Ganku Hazake quickly uses his afro shield
Ganku Hazake and deflects the LAZOE
Ganku Hazake LAZOR*
Kaibura has the tie of +5 afro defence
Ganku Hazake ganku eats his bacon powerup
Ganku Hazake his attack has increased by 2

Who wil win...? well mostlikely kai since he has power over 9000!!!!!!!
but stay tuned to find out.

Ganku wrote:Ganku Hazake is having an epic staredown with kaibura
Kaibura plays awesome cowboy music in the background
Ganku Hazake watches as tumble weed go by
Kaibura is FIRIN HIS LAZOR
Ganku Hazake quickly uses his afro shield
Ganku Hazake and deflects the LAZOE
Ganku Hazake LAZOR*
Kaibura has the tie of +5 afro defence
Ganku Hazake ganku eats his bacon powerup
Ganku Hazake his attack has increased by 2

Who wil win...? well mostlikely kai since he has power over 9000!!!!!!!
but stay tuned to find out.

Only one word can describe this...

Epic.

Some quotes from today's Rp.

This one was when i was waiting for roles and i was ranting about how my beanie looked like black jello XD.

{Say}-Riyuu Fusegu: Jello on mah head!
You have been chosen as the leader of the police force, L. You have full access to your computer and to throw those in jail.

xDDDDD
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A few minutes after.
{OOC}-(Kevkev142)-Riyuu Fusegu: Who would like the privledge of being my super-special W?
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Aki-Chan: Kevin
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Yuirishu Moon: Riyuu, didn't Aki say no Matt or W?
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Aki-Chan: No W
{OOC}-(Kevkev142)-Riyuu Fusegu: ...
{OOC}-(Kevkev142)-Riyuu Fusegu: This is true. :|
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Yuirishu Moon: xD
{OOC}-(Kevkev142)-Riyuu Fusegu: Sorry aki-chan!

=3

{Say}-Momo Gehenna: Hmm....
{Say}-Momo Gehenna: is this Battletoads?
{Say}-Lottery Guy: No, this is Patrick

The ability to turn an annoying internet meme into a Spongebob Quote... a true work of genius on your part.

So true. So true.

{Say}Somebody: Lets go find Kira.

{Say}Kenji Saioji: Then I get to punch him, right?

{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Mask of Gaia: ...K has never had tea?
{OOC}-(Shiio Naruki)-Shiio: .........
{OOC}-(Chibskininja)-Momo Gehenna: ...heresy.
{OOC}-(Quickfate)-Motoko Kurozaku Fate: dear god....
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-James W. Ari: ...An impossibility...
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A BURGER?
{OOC}-(Quickfate)-Motoko Kurozaku Fate: KAI WE HAVE A JOB TO DO
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: I never had a burger o_o
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Everyone else was concerned about K never having tea, yet Zarkus cared about the burger.

{Say}-Kenji Saioji: Hello there.
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: You seem like a quiet man. Just the man I need. Come.
{Say}-Pharaoh Kaibura: SILENCE, peasant
{Say}-Pharaoh Kaibura: Bring me a sacraficial lamb!
{Say}-Pharaoh Kaibura: Then build me a pyramid.
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: Uh...Is Tea good?
Kenji Saioji has been killed by a heart attack. He was the last chapter in the Saga of this lovely novel..
OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Pharaoh Kaibura: ...bastard Kira.
{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Pharaoh Kaibura: He was about to make me TEA.

{Shout}-dark: ideot

{Say}-Countess Chibula: Hello, how are you today?
{Say}-Yuirishu Moon: Hm? Why does that concern you?
{Say}-Yuirishu Moon: Uhh..nice thought?
{Say}-Countess Chibula: Because I am a sexyawesome vampire. Yeah.
{Say}-Yuirishu Moon: Did you just say I, am and sexy in the same sentence?

Billy Mayes takes mighty puddy and shoves it down Shamwow saleman's throat
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: EAT MIGHT PUDDY BITCH!
Say}-ShamWow salesmen: GAHHHHH
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: NOW TO SHOVE THE KNIVES!
{Say}-ShamWow salesmen: thats it..
ShamWow salesmen coughs a little..
Billy Mayes gets out oxyclewan and puts it in the shamwow man's eyes
ShamWow salesmen pulls out his phone and puts it on speaker
Say}-ShamWow salesmen: AHHHHH
{Say}-ShamWow salesmen: IT BURNS{Say}-ShamWow salesmen: BUT LISTEN TO THE SATISFYED SHAMWOW CUSTOMERS !!
{Say}-Billy Mayes: Now THAT'S the power of oxyclean!
Kenji Saioji puts two pounds of MIGHT PUDDY over ShawWows mouth {Say}-Kenji Saioji: NOW...THE POWER OF THE MIRICALE BLADE SLICER!
{Say}-Kenji Saioji: SLICE AND DICE...
Say}-Shamwow salesmen: o shit..
Shamwow salesmen seeing them both distracted picks up a sham wow towel and sneaks up behind Kenji
Say}-Shamwow salesmen: AHHHH...
Billy Mayes lights a match and throws it on the floor
Shamwow salesmen forms a boat with a shamwow towel and absorbs it a
Shamwow salesmen puts a sham wow towel around Kenjis throat..
{Say}-Shamwow salesmen: ITS MADE WITH GERMAN ENGINEERING
{Say}-Shamwow salesmen: you know the germans make good killing weapons !!
Say}-Kenji Saioji: TIME TO SHOW YOU THE POWER...OF OXY PUDDY!
Kenji Saioji shoves it on Shamwows eyes and nose.
Say}-Kenji Saioji: We have defeated him!
Billy Mayes puts mighty puddy on the ground to get rid of the fire

{OOC}-(Gwapin)-Joker: Wtf stupid ass bitch matsuda took my money

Zarkus said:
Why the hell is everyone on my list simultaneously AFK?

Haruhi said:
Er..

Haruhi said:
You're gay?

Haruhi said:
DISTRACTIONS

DNO quotes
Lets try to make it in game, and if it's not at least be about DNO in some way.

{Say}-Thomas Morgan: For japanese food, this ain't too bad.
{Say}-Thomas Morgan: It's the best I've had here. Everything else has tasted like fish-flavored shit.
{Say}-Thomas Morgan: ...and crackers.

{Say}-Kuro Freshnagi: (Does L how do Kira kill yet?)

{OOC}-(Yakurenazea)-Kazuki: you have Booklyn Rage!
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Aki Sumiko: No I have beat your ass with my stick rage

Glen Quagmire strokes her hair softly in his boredom.
{Say}-Glen Quagmire: Giggity.

STV:In local news Wammy Colege has just gon bankrupt and i do the cha-cha like a sissy girl!
(Broadcasted by Watari)