Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

{OOC}-(Damion de Lioncourt)-Damion: So K, you hide in people's pockets too?
{OOC}-(Huttsean1)-Ganku Hazake: lol is it just me or did that sound like a really bad pick up line

I cant belive you guys posted that about the pencil xD. At first I did not get what Yuiri was saying...Then I did...It was as funny as hell.





-Kenji Saioji

{OOC}-(DemoN321)-Neo: Does L have a Matt?
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Mizore-chan: ...
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Mizore-chan: Wow.

{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Sit.
{Say}-Rick: I can't sit.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Why?
{Say}-Rick: I need the grove to flow through my viens.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Okay lets start with questioning
{Say}-Rick: Question me.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Why do you want to join the Kira case?
{Say}-Rick: Well.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Why do you want to stop Kira
{Say}-Rick: Because I have good qualifications.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Okay..
{Say}-Rick: They're quite professional, would you like to hear them?
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Why do you wan't to stop Kira?
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Yes.
{Say}-Rick: Because..
{Shout}-Rick: YOU WOULDN'T GET THESE QUALIFICATIONS, FROM ANY OTHER GUY!

----
It was all a set up for that one line.

{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Why do you want to stop Kira?
{Say}-Rick: ..Well..
{Say}-Rick: I have many reasons.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Plese share them
{Say}-Rick: Pick a number, 1-10
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: 4
{Shout}-Rick: Inside, we BOTH know what's going on! We know the game, and WE'RE gonna play it, so LET me in the force!
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Alright.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: You are my head Assistant

-----

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Kira is in deep shit.

You feel an increasingly tight knot in your chest..
{OOC}-(Patrickdrv)-Takahashi Riuga: ahh
Kenji Saioji has logged out!
Nevermind, it was your pants..
{Shout}-Chuck Norris: AH GOD
{OOC}-(Muugen)-Mittens the Deranged Clown: lol
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: ...XDDDDDDD
{OOC}-(Patrickdrv)-Takahashi Riuga:
{Shout}-Hideaki Ito: ((YOu dont know L arrested him genius you know an officer did))
{Shout}-Chuck Norris: Nevermind
{OOC}-(Muugen)-Mittens the Deranged Clown: that scared me
{OOC}-(Lolzercake203)-Harbinou: Omg
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Mizore: Wow
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Mizore: You guys are so friggin GULLIBLE
{OOC}-(Lolzercake203)-Harbinou: it was my pants
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge:
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge: Wow
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge: Omg K
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge: ...
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge: wow
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: XDDD
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge: Omg K

Wow. I know I'm killing it with all this posting but.

{Say}-Hideaki Ito: ...theres a dark looming figure behind me isnt there.
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: What the helll...
{Say}-Konotomo: yeah
Kick-zarkus'-ass-man waves.
{Say}-Takahashi Riuga: yes
(Aang360)-Aang skips the tutorial, and comes into the game! Welcome, Aang!
{Say}-Zarkus: Oh lord.
Say}-Hideaki Ito: Aww...hes cute!
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: ROFL
{Say}-Takahashi Riuga: what are you
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-man: I am both cute, fuzzy.. as well as adorable.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-man: But that is besides the point.
{OOC}-(Aang360)-Aang: Oh! i want one too!
Konotomo takes out taser
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-man: My name is..
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: He looks like jack skelington
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-man: Kick Zarkus' Ass man.
Roxie blows in Kick-zarkus'-ass-man's ear.
{OOC}-(Aang360)-Aang: OMG
{OOC}-(Aang360)-Aang: watch like
{Say}-Takahashi Riuga: why you are here
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-man: To kick Zarkus' ass.
{Say}-Zarkus: Doh.

Can't fully remember this, but this happened several months ago.

[Someone said my intelligence was small]
Me in OOC: Yours is small, not mine.
Shinoichi in say: My thing is REALLY small.

Shinoichi was talking about his resume when I was hiring him as something I can't seem to remember.

It's ABOUT frigging time I got this up, I know..

Okay, this post is EFFING LONG. Okay? Like, REALLY long. BUT~! It's so worth it. Seriously. Zarkus and W were ON something.

{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: What is it, my son - HOLY SHlT!
James W. Zeowolf takes out a handful of holy water and throws it at him.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Get out of the house of the lord, DEMON!
{Say}-Zarkus: This stuff tastes great.
Roxie cackles.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: G-get out of this holy sanctuary!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: You demonic fiend!!
Zarkus rips the holy water out of the mans hand and drinks it
{Say}-Zarkus: Oh lord...
James W. Zeowolf gazes wide-eyed at Zarkus.
{Say}-Zarkus: BATHROOM!
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-James W. Zeowolf: Now I'm ICly going "Holy Shlt"
James W. Zeowolf wipes his forhead and sits down, praying a Hail Marry.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Please be that of a dream.
{Shout}-Zarkus: WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE BATHROOM IN JAPAN?
{Shout}-Hideaki Ito: There are 4! The lake, the haunted houses 2 bathrooms and your wearing the 4th!
{Shout}-Zarkus: AARGH
{Say}-Roxie: Heh heh heh..
James W. Zeowolf glances at the one who had come in.
{Whisper}-Roxie: I'll give this guy a "holy" book to read..
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Hello, my children...
{Shout}-Zarkus: IS THIS HOLY WATER FROM TACO BELL?
{Say}-Shiro: Isn't this a courthouse?
{Say}-Aang: Oh... *blushes upon seeing Shiro*
{Whisper}-Roxie: Oh poo. Missed my chance again.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Why have you returned to God's Home?
{Shout}-Zarkus: AAUUUGHHH
{Say}-Aang: I have come for confession
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU CONSTAPATED PERSON D:
{Say}-Shiro: [[Because I need 1000 yen]] Because I want to pray.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: [ignore]
{Shout}-Zarkus: ITS YOUR HOLY WATER THAT DID THIS TO ME!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: NONSENSE!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Im suing you for being racist to dolphin men, buddhists,athiests, and pandas!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Be it not the word of God that be against those whom choose the wrong path.
{Say}-Shiro: Can someone please give me 1000 yen?
{Shout}-Zarkus: DID THE POPE NOT WASH HIS HANDS?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: But be it the path that you have chosen to bring yourself upon this stage.
{Say}-Shiro: I cannot afford to buy the bible!
{Shout}-Zarkus: I THOUGHT THE POPE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ROLE MODEL!
{Shout}-Hideaki Ito: Hes not, hes just a guy with a speaketh disability
{Shout}-Zarkus: Well... that was unpleasant.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: SHUT UP YOU CONSTAPATED DEMON! I'M GIVING SOMEONE CONFESSION!!!
{Say}-Aang: Yes... I am inlove with Shiro that man you just gave yen to.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: *closes the blinds*
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: ...You haven't come to repent for the sin of homosexuality?
{Shout}-Zarkus: I CONFESS THAT THIS HOLY WATER IS MURDER ON MY COLON!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: I'M TRYING TO GIVE CONFESSION TO A GAY GUY, AND YOU'RE SCREAMING FOR A BATHROOM!!! D:
{Shout}-Zarkus: IM ALREADY IN THE BATHROOM
*Zarkus came in again*
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: YOU! GET THE F*CK OUT!
{Say}-Aang: for loving a man?
James W. Zeowolf slaps Zarkus.
Zarkus pulls out the vial of holy water
Zarkus forces the water down the man's throat
{Say}-Zarkus: HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: GYUEH GYEUH!
Aang PUSHES ZARKUS TO THE FLOOR AND COMENSES THE MAKING OUT
James W. Zeowolf stares awkwardly.
{Say}-Aang: I HAVE SINNED
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: GOD HELP THEM!
Zarkus kicks the man in the face
Hideaki Ito stares at the 2 gay men.
{Say}-Zarkus: HOW DID THAT HOLY WATER MAKE YOU FEEL?
James W. Zeowolf farts.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Good... I guess...
James W. Zeowolf farts twice more.
{Say}-Zarkus: Wait for it.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Never better.
James W. Zeowolf shits himself.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: AWWW F*CK!
Hideaki Ito smells.
James W. Zeowolf reaches into his robe and pulls out a pile of his poo.
James W. Zeowolf pushes it into his face.
{Say}-Zarkus: ARGH
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: MOTHER*FKCING DEMON!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Oh my priest
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Yess....?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: YOU DON'T DO THAT TO A PRIEST FOO'!
{Say}-Zarkus: WAIT UNTIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS! {Say}-Zarkus: WAIT UNTIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: THE POWER OF CHRISY COMPELLS YOUUU!!
{Say}-Zarkus: SCREW THAT!
James W. Zeowolf takes out a flask of holy water and sprinkles it on Zarkus.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Die DEMON!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Correction: The power of zarkus compels you
{Say}-Zarkus: I PLAY POKER WITH JESUS EVERY WEDNESDAY
{Say}-Zarkus: HE DOESNT SCARE ME
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: NO ONE LOVES YOU!!!
James W. Zeowolf points at Zarkus' wings.
{Say}-Zarkus: LIKEWISE
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: UGLY!!!
Zarkus grabs his crotch
{Shout}-Roxie: I PLAY POKER WITH ZARKUS AND JESUS EVERY WEDNESDAY [ignore]
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING YOU DEMON!?
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Im telling my mommy on you 2!
James W. Zeowolf looks down.
{Shout}-Zarkus: TINY!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: Tooo youuuuuuuuu ~~~
James W. Zeowolf sprays more holy water on Zarkus.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: DIE ALREADY!!!
{Shout}-Zarkus: AT LEAST THE LITTLE BOYS I CONSULT STILL HAVE THIER VIRGINITY!
James W. Zeowolf looks at Zarkus, farting once more.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Oh yeah ... well...
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: I'LL SMITE YOU!!!
James W. Zeowolf looks at Zarkus, farting once more.
{Say}-International religous society: Your coming with me
{Say}-International religous society: For insulting the lord
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Insulting God?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: I did NO such thing!
{Say}-International Religous Society: Yes
{Say}-International Religous Society: You insulted jesus poker buddy
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: NO! I DID NOT!!!
{Say}-International Religous Society: Now your going downtown
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: LIAR!
{Say}-International Religous Society: Lets reveiw survellance
International Religous Society shows tape of the entire fight between Zarkus and James
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: ...Who's that handsome guy?
James W. Zeowolf points at himself in the tape.
{Say}-International Religous Society: You
{Say}-International Religous Society: Now then
{Say}-International Religous Society: Ill let the "demon" deal with you
James W. Zeowolf jumps on to Zarkus' back.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: FLY CHARIZARD!!!
{Say}-Zarkus: ARGH
{Say}-Roxie: HAHAHAHA I haven't even had to give this death note away, this is so entertaining!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: FLY!!!!
{Say}-Zarkus: You... WHORE!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: FLY CHARIZARD!!!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: FLAME THROWER!!!!!
{Say}-Zarkus: Okay. That does it.
{Say}-Zarkus: Fine.
Zarkus breathes fire towards the man
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Yowchies!
Hideaki Ito hands Zarkus the rusty spoon?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: ENOUGH! ENOUGH
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: UP THE BUTT CHARIZARD! ((Ignore XDDD)) <- Was Roxie(me) Anyone watch Brawl Taunts? Cookies for you if you get the referance! :3
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: FLAME THROWER!!!!!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: I ORDER YOU TO FLY!
{Say}-Zarkus: HERE I GO!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: FLY INTO THE SKY!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Eh!?
{Say}-Zarkus: THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Oh...no
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Not that
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: .... Ohsht
{Say}-Zarkus: ITS LOUD ROAL TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY!
{Say}-Zarkus: ERUPTING...
{Say}-Zarkus: BURNING...
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Shieeeet!!!
{Shout}-Zarkus: FINGEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
{James W. Zeowolf (Wolfdude5) has been booted.
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: So...
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Is jesus good at poker?
{Say}-Zarkus: No. He has a terrible poker face
James W. Zeowolf takes his robes off and walks outside.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Farewell, my sons.
James W. Zeowolf takes out a wip.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Let's go, Charizard!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: UP UP, AND AWAY!!!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: I SAID UP UP AND AWAY, CHARIZARD!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: BAD CHARIZARD!
James W. Zeowolf wips Charizard.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: BAD!
Zarkus mind rapes James
James W. Zeowolf wips Zarkus again
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Th-this feels ... weird..
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Charizard, are you really a fire-type!?!?!? D:
Zarkus revs it up 100 times
Charizard I think I'll take a nap instead.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: AGGGGH!!!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: ORGASM!!!! GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Zarkus revs it up one thousand times
Charizard and then I might buy some potato chips
{Say}-Zarkus: Now... MIND CRUSH!
James W. Zeowolf falls to the ground.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: CHARIZARD! YOU MADMAN! THIS IS MADNESS!!
{Say}-Zarkus: Madness? Not just madness.
{Say}-Zarkus: This... is...
{Shout}-Zarkus: This... is... THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL CONFESSION!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Bad Zarkus
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: Stupid demon, I'm leaving. Holy water doesn't work on him, and I need to change my pants.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: *runs back inside with a wip covered in holy water*
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: DIE DEMON!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Hey, can I play poker with you and Jesus on wendsday?
James W. Zeowolf starts hitting Charizard.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: You better fly this time, CHARIZARD!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: ((Wednessday*))
{Say}-Zarkus: RAGH
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: UGH! HE"S HITTING ME! BAD CHARIZARD!
{OOC}-(Chrisy310)-Chrisy: I don't think W should be allowed to run a church anymore <- Agreed. XDD
{Say}-Zarkus: I AM NOT CHARIZARD
Zarkus pulls out his gun
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: OH SHIET!
Zarkus 's gun shoots bullets made out of the teeth of kittens
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: I'M ALERGIC TO CATS!!!! EVEN THEIR TEETH!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: NOOOOO!!
{Say}-Zarkus: Falcon...
{Shout}-Zarkus: PAAAAAAWNCH
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: OH DEAR LORD!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU KIDS WANT!? THIS ISN'T CHURCH!
Zarkus 's head magically reforms
{Say}-Zarkus: Is this normal?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: What THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: UGLY!
James W. Zeowolf points at Zarkus rudely.
{Say}-Zarkus: Its on
Zarkus shoots the man's head off
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Get out of my office!!!!
Zarkus uses l33t magic powers to grow it back
{Say}-Zarkus: HA!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Get out of here UGLY!
{Say}-Zarkus: I HAVE CAUSED YOU A MINOR INCONVINIENCE
{Say}-Zarkus: Can you judge someone to be ugly...
{Say}-Zarkus: IF YOU ARE BLIND?
Zarkus plucks the mans eyes out
James W. Zeowolf covers his empty eye sockets
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: GUHHH MY EYES *imagines Zarkus* UGLY!!!
{Say}-Zarkus: Enjoy life without eyes.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: *grows his eyeballs back* UGLY!!!!
James W. Zeowolf points at Zarkus rudely.
Zarkus reaches down the man's throat
James W. Zeowolf struggles to breathe.
Zarkus tears out his tounge
Zarkus reaches even further down
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: Wy wunge wis wissing!!!
Zarkus tears out his vocal cords
*Hideaki & Shiro invited Zarkus & W to lunch*
{Say}-Zarkus: This man is incapacitated. But Illl go with you.
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Sweet
{Say}-Shiro: Okay
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Lets go!
Hideaki Ito cheerful expression
{Say}-Shiro: Mr.Zeo
{Say}-Shiro: Want to eat lunch with us?
{Say}-Zarkus: He cant talk
{Say}-Zarkus: I tore out his vocal cords
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Nod twice for yes
James W. Zeowolf melts into the floor saying in Arnold Swartceneggar's Voice "I'LL BE BACK"
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Nod once for no
Roxie flicks the back of Zarkus's head.
*they are about to play poker*
Zarkus eats the cards
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Wanna play?
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Oh god!
Zarkus vomits them out completely dealt
*A while later, I finally manage to get Zarkus alone and I dropped the note, and he picks it up ...*
{Say}-Zarkus: Hey mom
{Say}-Roxie: BOO~! ... Oh. Hey sweety.
{Say}-Roxie: ... How are you doing hun? Your grades staying up or did you burn the school down again?
{Say}-Zarkus: ...That 2nd one
{Say}-Zarkus: Sorry mom, but... I gotta go.
{Say}-Roxie: Aw.. Already?
{Say}-Zarkus: I has homework to do
{Say}-Roxie: ... But you burned the school!
{Say}-Zarkus: ...
Zarkus runs like shit

And then a little thing that made me giggle.

Message from host:
KaLAbARiSHeRE2Cr3aTeSOmEfUn!!!!

{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: ... Oh dear.
._.
(Zarkus)
Message from host:
Just kidding. >_>

^Scared the fudge out of me..

... I'm sorry for the spam but.. This was so funneh too.. XDDD

Britney has been killed by a heart attack. With her death, 10000 more people died within a month. Holy shit, this guy has no life..
{Say}-Roxie: DON'T YOU EAT?!
{Say}-Zarkus: I survive off of photosynthesis
{Say}-Roxie: ... But there's no sunlight.
Roxie blinks.
{Say}-Zarkus: ...
{Say}-Zarkus: Im not the one with eyelids.
{Say}-Roxie: Er.. What?
{Say}-Zarkus: Notice how you blink and I dont.
{Say}-Roxie: Yeah.. But what does that have to do with photosynthesis?
Roxie tilts her head.
{Say}-Zarkus: Exactly.

*Zarkus was getting all excited about chocolate or something, I can't remember XD*

{Say}-Roxie: ... Wait.. Why were you getting excited about chocolate if you eat with photosynthesis?!
Roxie looks confused.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Chocolate can be used as a sex toy.
{Say}-Zarkus: True
Roxie twitches.
{Say}-Roxie: You humans are... What the hell..
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Dont tell me you never tried it that way.
{Say}-Roxie: Shinigami can't have sex..
{Say}-Zarkus: ...Prove it
{Say}-Roxie: W-What!?
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: He said prove it
{Say}-Roxie: H-How?!
{Say}-Zarkus: Pants off, now.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Pants off. Zarkus, I'll fetch the protection.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Got it, it was in the fridge.
{Say}-Zarkus: ...What?
{Say}-Roxie: Y-You're crazy!
Kick-zarkus'-ass-female tosses a refridgerated condom to Zarkus.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Go ahead. I won't watch.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: The camera will.
{Say}-Zarkus: I have to seperate those 2...
{Say}-Roxie: I'm not taking off my pants for you!
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Then he'll do it for you.
Roxie twitches.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Don't worry, no commitment. Just a one nighter with him.
{Say}-Roxie: I'd be punished!
{Say}-Zarkus: Then... I will just do it with my mind.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: No.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: do it.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Nobody's watching.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: DO IT;
Kick-zarkus'-ass-female covers her eyes.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: DO EET.
Zarkus mind rapes Roxie
{Say}-Roxie: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL!?
Roxie seriously rapes Zarkus.
Roxie enjoys. Alot.
Kick-zarkus'-ass-female laughs. Alot.
Kick-zarkus'-ass-female laughslaughsluaghs.
Kick-zarkus'-ass-female laughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughsl - - -
Roxie moans or something wtf!?
Roxie continues to enjoy Zarkus.
{Say}-Zarkus: Alright, im done.
{Say}-Zarkus: Alright. If I can seperate Lelouke and L, I can win.

... Oh right, the only part of the raping of Zarkus that I actually said was the moans or something.. Um.. Lul? I RAPED ZARKUS OMFG XDDD

I loved the Charizard part - Zarkus looked like a very deformed Charizard with black wings, but still - GREAT!

As said to Momo:
{Say}-Yuirishu Moon {Age 16}: Well nice to meet you Mom I am Yuirishu

hello im am Kira
(Broadcasted by Kira)

{OOC}-(Mistick)-Kurumu-chan: noob
{OOC}-(Near.Joker)-Shiro: Time to arrest Kira

If arrest me i will kill 10000 of people
(Broadcasted by Kira)

{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Wolfdude5: ....Ahahaha

this 1 then kira
(Broadcasted by Kira)

{OOC}-(Tykado)-Tykado: No one mind if I kill him?
{OOC}-(Tykado)-Tykado: You?

Kira has been killed by a massive hemmoraging of blood. That usually happens when your head explodes. For you see, this guy... Was already dead.
Kira has logged out!

Is this the most popular topic?

Ever since the pronoob note was closed, yes.

Enfernox peeing
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Theres a man in here
{Say}-Enfernox: Yeah!
{Say}-Enfernox: he washes me!

Me on OOC: We're having a Yaoi School Roleplay - it's pretty nice so far, lots of action.
Me on OOC again: *Youkai

W...you're admitting that you love yaoi on the boards? All of us in that RP found out, now you want everyone to know?

If you are aware, I did correct myself.

I know, but then you "typoed" again, later on, which led us all to realize you were trying to subtly tell us

Aki-Chan (Fuzzyblueberry) has been muted by Aki-Chan.
{OOC}-(Bladethe1)-Bladethe1: ...wat.
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Yuirishu Moon: Did she just mute herself?
Bladethe1 (Bladethe1) has been muted by Aki-Chan.
{OOC}-(Children_Of_The_Lamp)-Emotionally Wrecked Ra: She muted herself?!
{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Yin: ..... Lol
Aki-Chan (Fuzzyblueberry) has been unmuted by Aki-Chan.

{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: Aang, are you going out of your way to look unintelligent?
{OOC}-(Aang360)-Aang: No
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: So it comes naturally.

{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Kaibura: ...the fact I had a twelve year old in my bed, is irrelevant.

This should be stickied or summin

Nemesis, your sig is enormous. Please make it smaller >_<