Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Zarkus wrote:{Say}-Muugen Hatake: what is your real name?
Misatedeo Aminare shows an ID. It has a picture of Bryant and underneath it, it says Takai Hanako Iwakura.
{Say}-Misatedeo Aminare: and in real life im Yago
{Say}-Muugen Hatake: ((-.-))
{Say}-Misatedeo Aminare: ...
{Say}-Muugen Hatake: L, mind taking it from here?
{Say}-Zarkus: Sorry, we only accept people with IQs higher then room temperature

-later-

{Say}-Kairo: i am a very skilled detective, good while going under cover, i can hack into computers and i use my brain to get out of tough situations.
{Say}-Zarkus: Do you throw your brain or use it to clobber criminals?
{Say}-Kairo: it just helps me on things, kinda like reaction to trouble
{Say}-Zarkus: So you throw it?
{Say}-Kairo: no, i use it wisely
{Say}-Zarkus: So you throw it...

And you just made my day

{OOC}-(Quickfate)-Fate: Taming a vampire could get too kinky for my taste o.o
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: Ahhh.. This is true.
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: Fate is a kinky man.
{OOC}-(Quickfate)-Fate: Why thank you K
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{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: All the time at Karate, I had the urge to like.. carress the guys' hair in front of me. IT WAS SO SOFT
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: Like Near's skins? *shot*
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: EVEN SOFTER, but it was BLONDE
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: Holy shit
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: I KNOWWWWWWW.
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: THATS FRIGGIN SOFT!
{OOC}-(Quickfate)-Fate: I wanna style it xD
{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Kaibura: ....uh
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: ..Don't mind us, we're having a moment

I was applying to be L for a round on Quickfate's server the other day.

Fate: "Everyone step forward who wants to be L"
*About three people plus myself step forward, out of ten or so*
Fate: "Alright, vote."
Cyrannaki: "Can I vote for myself, perhaps?"
Fate: "No. No self-voting."
Cyrannaki: "Blast. Well then... I vote for the tile of pavement directly to my right. It seems intelligent, like it could be a good L."
Cyrannaki: *Eyes pavement tile suspiciously* You're Kira, aren't you?
Cyrannaki: "ADMIT IT!!" *Glares and points angrily at pavement tile*
Misa-Misa(OOC): "Okay, yeah, I vote for him. He should get L just 'cause of that.... rofl."

Xiar wrote:I was applying to be L for a round on Quickfate's server the other day.

Fate: "Everyone step forward who wants to be L"
*About three people plus myself step forward, out of ten or so*
Fate: "Alright, vote."
Cyrannaki: "Can I vote for myself, perhaps?"
Fate: "No. No self-voting."
Cyrannaki: "Blast. Well then... I vote for the tile of pavement directly to my right. It seems intelligent, like it could be a good L."
Cyrannaki: *Eyes pavement tile suspiciously* You're Kira, aren't you?
Cyrannaki: "ADMIT IT!!" *Glares and points angrily at pavement tile*
Misa-Misa(OOC): "Okay, yeah, I vote for him. He should get L just 'cause of that.... rofl."

Was not paying attention *Cough*

Moka-chan wrote:{OOC}-(Quickfate)-Fate: Taming a vampire could get too kinky for my taste o.o
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: Ahhh.. This is true.
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: Fate is a kinky man.
{OOC}-(Quickfate)-Fate: Why thank you K
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{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: All the time at Karate, I had the urge to like.. carress the guys' hair in front of me. IT WAS SO SOFT
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: Like Near's skins? *shot*
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: EVEN SOFTER, but it was BLONDE
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: Holy shit
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: I KNOWWWWWWW.
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: THATS FRIGGIN SOFT!
{OOC}-(Quickfate)-Fate: I wanna style it xD
{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Kaibura: ....uh
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: ..Don't mind us, we're having a moment

Hair-gasm FTW o.o

{OOC}-(Aang360)-Aang: Touch his death note and you can see him
{OOC}-(Meiga)-Arian halibito: *starts to feel violated*
{OOC}-(Aang360)-Aang:

{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-James W. Neo: I had the most EPIC moment last night.
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: Thats what she said

-later-
{Say}-Zarkus: I just hatched a plan
{Say}-James W. Neo: If you would please take a seat on the bed behind one of the curtains, I will be happy to stitch - huh?
{Say}-James W. Neo: ...Plan?
{Say}-Zarkus: Gonna join up with L
{Say}-Zarkus: Find Kira, take his power, and rule the world.
{Say}-James W. Neo: Shouldn't I stitch your wound up though?
Zarkus rips off his leg
{Say}-James W. Neo: H-HUH!?
Zarkus 's leg grows back
{Say}-James W. Neo: HOLY SHIT

{OOC}-(Quickfate)-Fate: O.o you people make me sick
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Moka-chan: Says Kinky fate

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{Say}-Moka-chan: I've. made. My decision.
{Say}-Moka-chan: Zaku,and Kev, for being fagtrons, will be sentence to.. the Death Sentence.
{Say}-Moka-chan: And Shiro, for not staying friggin seated..
{Say}-Moka-chan: Will be thrown in the dungeon!
{Say}-Shiro: But..
{Say}-Shiro: I am..
{Say}-Shiro: L!
{Say}-Moka-chan: ..Okay, then.
{Say}-Moka-chan: You'll be thrown in a dungeon.. WITH JINJOS!

Not directly from DNO, but funny nonetheless.

(5:22:15 PM) Zarkus: I just accidentally a Coca Cola bottle. Is this bad?
(5:22:43 PM) Ilyo: Accidently what a coca cola bottle?
(5:23:27 PM) Zarkus: You see, I was just holding it in my hand, and I accidentally it all over the place.
(5:24:22 PM) Ilyo: What did you do with it all over the place?
(5:25:05 PM) Zarkus: Nothing. I was in shock from accidentallying it all over the place.
(5:25:28 PM) Ilyo: Pouring droping spraying?
(5:25:45 PM) Zarkus: Nope. Just accidentally the whole thing.
(5:25:58 PM) Ilyo: *face palms*
(5:29:29 PM) Zarkus: What? Accidentallying a whole bottle is no small matter.
(5:29:45 PM) Ilyo: Accidently what Zarkus?
(5:29:59 PM) Zarkus: A coca cola bottle.
(5:30:12 PM) Ilyo: so you accidently a coka cola bottle?
(5:30:16 PM) Ilyo: That makes no sense
(5:30:27 PM) Ilyo: Your missing a verb man
(5:30:31 PM) Zarkus: All I did was accidentally a bottle. What makes no sense about it?


*help Kira says (5:32 PM):
Can you help me?
Ilyo says (5:32 PM):
Uh what do you need?
*help Kira says (5:32 PM):
I just accidentlied a bottle, what do I do?
Ilyo says (5:32 PM):
...
Ilyo says (5:32 PM):
Not you to!

Zarkus says (5:32 PM):
ROFL
*help Kira says (5:33 PM):
ILYO RUNS.
*help Kira says (5:33 PM):
He signed out, oh yes.
Zarkus says (5:33 PM):
XDDD

{Say}-Moka {Age 15}: It's just sex, nothing to see here you can't find on the internet.

{Say}-Lance (Age: 17): ...
{Say}-Lance (Age: 17): Touche.
{Say}-Lance (Age: 17): Crap, time to go to school.
{Say}-Ryuzaki Luther Lawliet (Age 19): I.
Lance (Age: 17) looks back up at the man.
{ say}-Ryuzaki Luther Lawliet (Age 19): Skip.
{OOC}-(Aang360)-Aang: Xd
{Say}-Ryuzaki Luther Lawliet (Age 19): Momy and daddy lessons.
{Say}-Lance (Age: 17): I have a reason for going.
Join Death Note: Online's Official Forums!
{Say}-Ryuzaki Luther Lawliet (Age 19): Becouse your a..
{Shout}-Ryuk:
{Shout}-Ryuzaki Luther Lawliet (Age 19): NERD

{Shout}-Jack Spicer: Jackbots! ATTACK!
{Shout}-Superdude: HOLY SHIT


FYI, Superdude = Zarkus.

Jack Spicer = Kaibura.

{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Raix: It speaks to me, then it spits in my current date's face.

19 people banned so far on my server.
(Xiar's Big Stiff..Pogo-Stick)


>=\
(Xiar's Big Stiff..Pogo-Stick)

{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Raix: And at the same time as it speaks to me, I speak with God.
{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Raix: =D
{OOC}-(Deadly_Killer_Pain)-Wale de la Rosa: what color the spit

>_>
(Xiar's Big Stiff..Pogo-Stick)

{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Raix: Green.
{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Raix: And acidy.
{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Raix: It burns.
{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Raix: This is why I've never had a second date.
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Wolfdude5: I'm sorry Xiar ... *puts on his doctor glasses*

..Where'd you buy that thing at?
(Xiar's Big Stiff..Pogo-Stick)

{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Wolfdude5: You have aids.
{OOC}-(Deadly_Killer_Pain)-Wale de la Rosa: nice
{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Raix: OMG.

-later-

{OOC}-(Fubb)-Mikial Verenove: ERm, i can't use my gun, i dont have a shoot command

Peeka-boo.
(K Is Sexy SHHH Keep It A Secret)

{OOC}-(Damion de Lioncourt)-Phil: If only I knew Spanish, then Raix speaks english...but his Pelvis would speak spanish
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Wolfdude5: That's weird MIkial
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Wolfdude5: All men have a shoot command.

Moka-chan wrote:Not directly from DNO, but funny nonetheless.

(5:22:15 PM) Zarkus: I just accidentally a Coca Cola bottle. Is this bad?
(5:22:43 PM) Ilyo: Accidently what a coca cola bottle?
(5:23:27 PM) Zarkus: You see, I was just holding it in my hand, and I accidentally it all over the place.
(5:24:22 PM) Ilyo: What did you do with it all over the place?
(5:25:05 PM) Zarkus: Nothing. I was in shock from accidentallying it all over the place.
(5:25:28 PM) Ilyo: Pouring droping spraying?
(5:25:45 PM) Zarkus: Nope. Just accidentally the whole thing.
(5:25:58 PM) Ilyo: *face palms*
(5:29:29 PM) Zarkus: What? Accidentallying a whole bottle is no small matter.
(5:29:45 PM) Ilyo: Accidently what Zarkus?
(5:29:59 PM) Zarkus: A coca cola bottle.
(5:30:12 PM) Ilyo: so you accidently a coka cola bottle?
(5:30:16 PM) Ilyo: That makes no sense
(5:30:27 PM) Ilyo: Your missing a verb man
(5:30:31 PM) Zarkus: All I did was accidentally a bottle. What makes no sense about it?


*help Kira says (5:32 PM):
Can you help me?
Ilyo says (5:32 PM):
Uh what do you need?
*help Kira says (5:32 PM):
I just accidentlied a bottle, what do I do?
Ilyo says (5:32 PM):
...
Ilyo says (5:32 PM):
Not you to!

Zarkus says (5:32 PM):
ROFL
*help Kira says (5:33 PM):
ILYO RUNS.
*help Kira says (5:33 PM):
He signed out, oh yes.
Zarkus says (5:33 PM):
XDDD

Didn't log out....Just blocked both of you -__-

Im surprised you didn't post the time when Aang got "Laid" on this, because I thought that everyone thought it was hilarious. Even Zeiver said It was too funny to save me








-The one, The only, Kenji Saioji

Hey, either way, Ilyo, it was funny as hell.

Ilyo wrote:

Kaibura wrote:{OOC}-Rateri: zarkus can i be broght back from the dead
{Say}-T: can i buy a knife

Depends. Are you Jesus?
(Zarkus)

nice find kai

I was T -.-

I just finished killing tri-edge in the washroom in Wammy RP...

{OOC}-Tri-Edge: But he godmodded.

{OOC}-Yuirishu Moon: How?...

{OOC}-Tri-Edge: Yuirishu Moon starts peeing
((i was using the toilet xD and he copied and paste that))

That was insulting.....

{OOC}-(Damion de Lioncourt)-Death God Phil: Why ish my Chrisy sad?
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Perverted Old Man: So nobody is gonna say it?
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Perverted Old Man: Fine
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Perverted Old Man: Because you, Phil
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Perverted Old Man: Touch yourself at night

{Shout}-Perverted Old Man: Be respectful towards your elders, you whippersnapper. In my day, people who talked like you do to me were bent over and whipped
{Shout}-Perverted Old Man: Nowadays, the young people like it
{Shout}-Perverted Old Man: What an odd heneration

{Shout}-Prince Yuirishu: *Begs for forgiveness*
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Perverted Old Man: No. You have to get down on your knees and beg
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Perverted Old Man: And do other things while on your knees.
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Perverted Old Man: *cough*
{OOC}-(Dedyomix)-Zeiver Tempest: Like give a shoejob.
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Prince Yuirishu: ...
{OOC}-(Dedyomix)-Zeiver Tempest: ..They're very pleasurable.
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Mizore-chan: Hm..
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Mizore-chan: A SHOE job?
{OOC}-(Dedyomix)-Zeiver Tempest: Yep.
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Mizore-chan: ..I think Zarkus had ANOTHER Job in mind *shot.. ALOT*
{OOC}-(Dedyomix)-Zeiver Tempest: ..o_o;
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Perverted Old Man: Yup.

{OOC}-(Nachozrock)-Kenji Saioji: Im acting all hyper over Crayons and Pencils with Chrisy =P
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Yuirishu Moon: wait did you say crayons and pencils? o.o
{OOC}-(Nachozrock)-Kenji Saioji: Yah I screemed NOOOO PENCIL MAN BROKE
{OOC}-(Nachozrock)-Kenji Saioji: then I said NOT CRAYON MAN TOO!
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Yuirishu Moon: your "pencil" broke?
{OOC}-(Nachozrock)-Kenji Saioji: Yup, when I was playing with it =P
{OOC}-(Chrisy310)-Chrisy: xD
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Yuirishu Moon: Pff...who plays with there "pencil"
{OOC}-(Nachozrock)-Kenji Saioji: A bored immature person.
{OOC}-(Nachozrock)-Kenji Saioji: Chrisy wants me to get more Mature, but I doubt I will =P
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Yuirishu Moon: Now i guess the doctors have to give you a hole o.o
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Yuirishu Moon: Kenji do you know how IMPORTANT a "pencil" is to the human body?
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Yuirishu Moon: to the male human body* o.o
{OOC}-(Nachozrock)-Kenji Saioji: Erm...
{OOC}-(Pein501)-Sparkus {Lord Zero}: lol
{OOC}-(Chrisy310)-Chrisy: lol he was talking about a pencil you write with
{OOC}-(Nachozrock)-Kenji Saioji: Yah...
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Yuirishu Moon: xD

I forget the name of my Kira at the time, and I forgot to post it when I had it copied, so I'll just use "Kira"

Kira looks at the flying thing
Kira says: Wh..what are you?
Kira says: You're not human, are you?
Loa, Rank 23 Shinigami, says: Well done Captain Obvious, I'm a Shinigami.
Kira says: I don't believe you, Shinigami don't exist!
Loa, Rank 23 Shinigami says: If I'm not a Shinigami, why am I flying, dumbass?
Kira says: Good point.

"When you see K, you'll shit bricks. But that's the problem. You don't." - Zarkus

{Shout}-Zarkus: Leave me alone. Im using my intellect as a masturbatory aid