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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
I coudnt help posting this.
{OOC}-(Narutoskull)-Ryuzaki: ILL TAKE A STEAK!
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: ILL TAKE THIS STEAK!!!
{OOC}-(Narutoskull)-Ryuzaki: CUT IT!
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: AND CUT IT UP1
{OOC}-(Emo-ryuzaki)-Saiko Kiogen: i have a question...
{OOC}-(Narutoskull)-Ryuzaki: AND EAT IT!
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: THEN PUT STEAK SAUCE ON IT
{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Kaibura: I love how dramatically he ate those potatoe chips...and yet L didn't find it weird o_o
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: MABYE A LITTLE BARECUE SACE TOO
{OOC}-(Narutoskull)-Ryuzaki: a1 suace!
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: AND SOME LOW MEIN WOUDLNT BE BAD WITH IT EITHER
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: AND THEN EAT IT
{OOC}-(Narutoskull)-Ryuzaki: ILL TAKE A STEAK!
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: ILL TAKE THIS STEAK!!!
{OOC}-(Narutoskull)-Ryuzaki: CUT IT!
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: AND CUT IT UP1
{OOC}-(Emo-ryuzaki)-Saiko Kiogen: i have a question...
{OOC}-(Narutoskull)-Ryuzaki: AND EAT IT!
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: THEN PUT STEAK SAUCE ON IT
{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Kaibura: I love how dramatically he ate those potatoe chips...and yet L didn't find it weird o_o
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: MABYE A LITTLE BARECUE SACE TOO
{OOC}-(Narutoskull)-Ryuzaki: a1 suace!
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: AND SOME LOW MEIN WOUDLNT BE BAD WITH IT EITHER
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Mamoru Oshiro: AND THEN EAT IT
Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
((and this game is such a fricken rip, what K you cant make your own crap, so you have to steal it from Mitadake High and Murder Mansion
(Broadcasted by Ishiro Yamazaki)
Ishiro got ticked off because everyone finally realized he was a big noob. However, that isn't the funny aspect of it. He always lies about things, makes up things and crap, but...
We laughed so hard when he said this. MH and MM sources weren't even released, and DNO doesn't even look like any game engine was made from MH and MM.
(Broadcasted by Ishiro Yamazaki)
Ishiro got ticked off because everyone finally realized he was a big noob. However, that isn't the funny aspect of it. He always lies about things, makes up things and crap, but...
We laughed so hard when he said this. MH and MM sources weren't even released, and DNO doesn't even look like any game engine was made from MH and MM.
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
Also another funny thing Ishiro said today that was pretty funny I don't remember it word for word but Ishiro was excuseing Greed of RKing him which greed didn't
P.S I forget the RP reason but all agreed it was a good one
Ishiro : OMG YOU RKED ME ADMIT IT
greed : no I didn't I had an rp reason
Ishiro : you took my in a private room and shot me to death you ****
Greed : yeah but I had a rp reason
Ishiro : but I didn't even know you
Greed : but i knew you
W : Ishiro stop being a noob
Ilyo: so let me get this straight
Ilyo: Greed: Hey you there follow me - Ishiro : uhh okay ^^ - Greed: *walks into a private room with Ishiro* - Ishiro : uhhh? - Greed: *smiles pulling a gun out* -Ishiro : uhh why are you smileing : Greed : *bang bang bang*
Mana : Lol
Ilyo : poor judgement Ishiro...poor judgment...
P.S I forget the RP reason but all agreed it was a good one
Ishiro : OMG YOU RKED ME ADMIT IT
greed : no I didn't I had an rp reason
Ishiro : you took my in a private room and shot me to death you ****
Greed : yeah but I had a rp reason
Ishiro : but I didn't even know you
Greed : but i knew you
W : Ishiro stop being a noob
Ilyo: so let me get this straight
Ilyo: Greed: Hey you there follow me - Ishiro : uhh okay ^^ - Greed: *walks into a private room with Ishiro* - Ishiro : uhhh? - Greed: *smiles pulling a gun out* -Ishiro : uhh why are you smileing : Greed : *bang bang bang*
Mana : Lol
Ilyo : poor judgement Ishiro...poor judgment...
Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
Yeah, that was fairly funny. Ishiro kept going on about "Not being on the Task Force" when there was a gun and a police uniform on his dead body. It was exactly how he said "I had a RP reason to kill them" like last time, but now he turned into a hipocrit. Funny things on that server ... so many funny thing.
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Matt: Near, you can't teleport away..
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Matt: I found you..
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Near: K the rules said dileberatly
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Near: that you cant teleport to find ppl
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Near: You didnt say you cant teleport away
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Matt: YES I DID
{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Lawliet: Yes she did
{OOC}-(Children_Of_The_Lamp)-Ra: Are the GMs playing hide and seek? xD
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Matt: Yep.
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Near: besides, idk if we are playnig hide and go seek where you gotta tag someoen
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Matt: I already said NO.
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Matt: Right, KAI?
{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Lawliet: She specifically said so Near -_-
{OOC}-(Children_Of_The_Lamp)-Ra: Oh god they're arguing about Hide and Seek
-----
{Say}-Near: Did you know its not rape if you say "supirse"
{Say}-Matt: ...COOL!.
{Say}-Matt: Oh yeah, and Lulu, I've been meaning to tell you this
{Say}-Near: ??
{Say}-Matt: SURPRISE
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Matt: I found you..
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Near: K the rules said dileberatly
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Near: that you cant teleport to find ppl
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Near: You didnt say you cant teleport away
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Matt: YES I DID
{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Lawliet: Yes she did
{OOC}-(Children_Of_The_Lamp)-Ra: Are the GMs playing hide and seek? xD
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Matt: Yep.
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Near: besides, idk if we are playnig hide and go seek where you gotta tag someoen
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Matt: I already said NO.
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Matt: Right, KAI?
{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Lawliet: She specifically said so Near -_-
{OOC}-(Children_Of_The_Lamp)-Ra: Oh god they're arguing about Hide and Seek
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{Say}-Near: Did you know its not rape if you say "supirse"
{Say}-Matt: ...COOL!.
{Say}-Matt: Oh yeah, and Lulu, I've been meaning to tell you this
{Say}-Near: ??
{Say}-Matt: SURPRISE
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
{Say}-Near: L
{Say}-Near: Matt violated me
{Say}-Lawliet: I know...I watched.
{Say}-Near: what?
{Say}-Near: Why did you watch as Matt violated me?
{Say}-Lawliet: Nothing good on TV
(EDIT: As a followup to the above)
{Say}-Near: Matt violated me
{Say}-Lawliet: I know...I watched.
{Say}-Near: what?
{Say}-Near: Why did you watch as Matt violated me?
{Say}-Lawliet: Nothing good on TV
(EDIT: As a followup to the above)
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
(Looking at a dead body)
{Say}-Zarkus: Hey died as he lived.
{Say}-Zarkus: Pleasuring himself
{Say}-Zarkus: OH SHI-
{Say}-Zarkus: THATS ME
{Say}-Zarkus: Hey died as he lived.
{Say}-Zarkus: Pleasuring himself
{Say}-Zarkus: OH SHI-
{Say}-Zarkus: THATS ME
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Wolferak W. Ari: In my pants.
Pein501 has joined Death Note Online with their new character, Tri-Edge! Welcome, Tri-Edge!
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: Man I was so close...
Mh10041 is logging in.
{OOC}-(Meesha)-Greed: Where in your pants?
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: I seriously almost had you W
{OOC}-(Aalston1993)-Age: Again!!!
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Wolferak W. Ari: :S
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: *cries*
{OOC}-(Trace9723)-Tanryuu Nate Benson: not really
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Wolferak W. Ari: You gotta rub fast
{OOC}-(Chrisy310)-Chrisy310: Pssh, W I could do that easily
LOL! Was RPing as a half human half cyborg that needed to be turned on.
Pein501 has joined Death Note Online with their new character, Tri-Edge! Welcome, Tri-Edge!
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: Man I was so close...
Mh10041 is logging in.
{OOC}-(Meesha)-Greed: Where in your pants?
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: I seriously almost had you W
{OOC}-(Aalston1993)-Age: Again!!!
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Wolferak W. Ari: :S
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: *cries*
{OOC}-(Trace9723)-Tanryuu Nate Benson: not really
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Wolferak W. Ari: You gotta rub fast
{OOC}-(Chrisy310)-Chrisy310: Pssh, W I could do that easily
LOL! Was RPing as a half human half cyborg that needed to be turned on.
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
I was in the observation cell at this time and was dieing of dehydration because of how hot it was and I didn't have any water Nice job LuLu
Conan Edogawa goes straight to Ilyo
Chrisy looks under the curtain into the other room
{Say}-Conan Edogawa: You ok?
{Say}-Ilyo : W-water
Ilyo voice dry and raspy lips crusty
{Say}-Chrisy: Damn Conon
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((DROP DEAD NOW XD))
{Say}-Chrisy: Hes going to die
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((DRoP DEAD XD))
Conan Edogawa takes out a white remote (PUN) and presses a button, filling the room ilyo is in halfway with water
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((ROFL HELL DROWN))
Ilyo coughs up more blood
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((XDXD i hope he doesnt know how to swim XD)
Ilyo barely able to move from the dehydration
{Say}-Chrisy: ((lmfao))
{Say}-Conan Edogawa: Can you swim?
{OOC}-(Kokopuffs591)-Tsuusan, Fukusha: L is going to drown his prisoner
Ilyo drowning
{Say}-Kaibura: ( LMAO. Wow, L really must be a freak to have that installed )
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((LOL XD))
{Say}-Conan Edogawa: Oh Shit.
{Say}-Chrisy: ((ahahahah WHITE Remote))
{Say}-Chrisy: Damnit Conon
Conan Edogawa drains the water quickly
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((DIE SUICDIDE XD))
{Say}-Ilyo : ( I wouldn't be able to move at this point of dehydration)
{Say}-Chrisy: he is going to die
Ilyo coughs up water
Ilyo dies
You are have died, you will now become a 'Watcher
Conan Edogawa goes straight to Ilyo
Chrisy looks under the curtain into the other room
{Say}-Conan Edogawa: You ok?
{Say}-Ilyo : W-water
Ilyo voice dry and raspy lips crusty
{Say}-Chrisy: Damn Conon
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((DROP DEAD NOW XD))
{Say}-Chrisy: Hes going to die
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((DRoP DEAD XD))
Conan Edogawa takes out a white remote (PUN) and presses a button, filling the room ilyo is in halfway with water
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((ROFL HELL DROWN))
Ilyo coughs up more blood
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((XDXD i hope he doesnt know how to swim XD)
Ilyo barely able to move from the dehydration
{Say}-Chrisy: ((lmfao))
{Say}-Conan Edogawa: Can you swim?
{OOC}-(Kokopuffs591)-Tsuusan, Fukusha: L is going to drown his prisoner
Ilyo drowning
{Say}-Kaibura: ( LMAO. Wow, L really must be a freak to have that installed )
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((LOL XD))
{Say}-Conan Edogawa: Oh Shit.
{Say}-Chrisy: ((ahahahah WHITE Remote))
{Say}-Chrisy: Damnit Conon
Conan Edogawa drains the water quickly
{Say}-Tsuusan, Fukusha: ((DIE SUICDIDE XD))
{Say}-Ilyo : ( I wouldn't be able to move at this point of dehydration)
{Say}-Chrisy: he is going to die
Ilyo coughs up water
Ilyo dies
You are have died, you will now become a 'Watcher
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{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: OH! SHUICHI!
{OOC}-(CakeChan)-Shuichi: YES!!
{OOC}-(CakeChan)-Shuichi: LOL
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: GAHH!! XDDD I have a friend named Cake on my RP forums! XDD
{OOC}-(CakeChan)-Shuichi: =X oh
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: ANYWAY SHE ISN'T ON HERE SO..
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: HIIII!!! *bounces wiredly* This ish my friend IRL! :3
{OOC}-(CakeChan)-Shuichi: YES!!
{OOC}-(CakeChan)-Shuichi: LOL
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: GAHH!! XDDD I have a friend named Cake on my RP forums! XDD
{OOC}-(CakeChan)-Shuichi: =X oh
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: ANYWAY SHE ISN'T ON HERE SO..
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: HIIII!!! *bounces wiredly* This ish my friend IRL! :3
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Zarkus has been killed by a sudden attack by his awesome gland. The damn thing swelled up to the size of a football before his mortal body could take it no more, and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and one-inch punch from Master Bruce Lee knocked him off the awesome scale- causing him to explode into a million tiny cans of beer and titties..
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BEST DEATH EVER~Zarkus wrote:Zarkus has been killed by a sudden attack by his awesome gland. The damn thing swelled up to the size of a football before his mortal body could take it no more, and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and one-inch punch from Master Bruce Lee knocked him off the awesome scale- causing him to explode into a million tiny cans of beer and titties..
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
{Speak Softly}-[79-year-old Fisherman]James W. Ari: Chrisy...
{Speak Softly}-[79-year-old Fisherman]James W. Ari: Nine ... one ... one...
{Say}-???: DO IT!
{Say}-???: USE PROTECTION!
[79-year-old Fisherman]James W. Ari slowly closes his eyes
{Say}-???: SAFE SEX IS HAPPY SEX!
{Say}-???: BEING A PREGNANT TEENAGER ISNT FUN!
{Say}-Chrisy: I'm 18
{Say}-???: Oh..er..
{Say}-Chrisy: I'm an adult not a teenager
{Say}-???: WELL SHUT UP.
{Say}-???: YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW. EVER. EITHER WAY, ITS NOT FUN. YOUR BABIES WOULD BE SO UGLY.
{Say}-???: I mean. Look at him. And look at you. Thats like, collosally fugly! Your baby would commit suicide! Seriously, do you want to let a poor soul die ?!
{Say}-Chrisy: Sir SHUT UP
{Say}-???: THEN USE PROTECTION.
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: I resent that, lets go chrisy
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: -calls 119-
{Shout}-???: Hello, this is 119.
{Shout}-???: What can I do for you?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: Hello 119? Yes there is a masked man in my room, as well as a man with a metla wire outside
{Shout}-???: Really? What does the room look like?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: and another man on the floor collapsed
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: Its the Shibuku Japanese Appartment, room 13
{Shout}-???: Is there a blonde girl? And a really ugly guy with Gray hair? And one on the ground?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: yes there is
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: wait what?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: How do you know the details?
{Shout}-???: Oh! I'm standing right next to you.
Lelouch Lampurouge turns to the side
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: AHH
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: why do you have a 119 phone?
{Say}-???: I need a job, you know.
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: That man is diing
{Say}-???: Really? I hadn't noticed.
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: LEts go chrisy
{Say}-???: HEY.
{Say}-???: YOU WILL NOT GO.
{Shout}-???: USE PROTECTION, GOD DAMNIT.
{Say}-???: Screw you, old guy. I need to prevent teen pregnancy!
{Speak Softly}-[79-year-old Fisherman]James W. Ari: Nine ... one ... one...
{Say}-???: DO IT!
{Say}-???: USE PROTECTION!
[79-year-old Fisherman]James W. Ari slowly closes his eyes
{Say}-???: SAFE SEX IS HAPPY SEX!
{Say}-???: BEING A PREGNANT TEENAGER ISNT FUN!
{Say}-Chrisy: I'm 18
{Say}-???: Oh..er..
{Say}-Chrisy: I'm an adult not a teenager
{Say}-???: WELL SHUT UP.
{Say}-???: YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW. EVER. EITHER WAY, ITS NOT FUN. YOUR BABIES WOULD BE SO UGLY.
{Say}-???: I mean. Look at him. And look at you. Thats like, collosally fugly! Your baby would commit suicide! Seriously, do you want to let a poor soul die ?!
{Say}-Chrisy: Sir SHUT UP
{Say}-???: THEN USE PROTECTION.
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: I resent that, lets go chrisy
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: -calls 119-
{Shout}-???: Hello, this is 119.
{Shout}-???: What can I do for you?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: Hello 119? Yes there is a masked man in my room, as well as a man with a metla wire outside
{Shout}-???: Really? What does the room look like?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: and another man on the floor collapsed
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: Its the Shibuku Japanese Appartment, room 13
{Shout}-???: Is there a blonde girl? And a really ugly guy with Gray hair? And one on the ground?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: yes there is
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: wait what?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: How do you know the details?
{Shout}-???: Oh! I'm standing right next to you.
Lelouch Lampurouge turns to the side
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: AHH
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: why do you have a 119 phone?
{Say}-???: I need a job, you know.
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: That man is diing
{Say}-???: Really? I hadn't noticed.
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: LEts go chrisy
{Say}-???: HEY.
{Say}-???: YOU WILL NOT GO.
{Shout}-???: USE PROTECTION, GOD DAMNIT.
{Say}-???: Screw you, old guy. I need to prevent teen pregnancy!
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
Naomi Misora wrote:{Speak Softly}-[79-year-old Fisherman]James W. Ari: Chrisy...
{Speak Softly}-[79-year-old Fisherman]James W. Ari: Nine ... one ... one...
{Say}-???: DO IT!
{Say}-???: USE PROTECTION!
[79-year-old Fisherman]James W. Ari slowly closes his eyes
{Say}-???: SAFE SEX IS HAPPY SEX!
{Say}-???: BEING A PREGNANT TEENAGER ISNT FUN!
{Say}-Chrisy: I'm 18
{Say}-???: Oh..er..
{Say}-Chrisy: I'm an adult not a teenager
{Say}-???: WELL SHUT UP.
{Say}-???: YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW. EVER. EITHER WAY, ITS NOT FUN. YOUR BABIES WOULD BE SO UGLY.
{Say}-???: I mean. Look at him. And look at you. Thats like, collosally fugly! Your baby would commit suicide! Seriously, do you want to let a poor soul die ?!
{Say}-Chrisy: Sir SHUT UP
{Say}-???: THEN USE PROTECTION.
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: I resent that, lets go chrisy
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: -calls 119-
{Shout}-???: Hello, this is 119.
{Shout}-???: What can I do for you?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: Hello 119? Yes there is a masked man in my room, as well as a man with a metla wire outside
{Shout}-???: Really? What does the room look like?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: and another man on the floor collapsed
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: Its the Shibuku Japanese Appartment, room 13
{Shout}-???: Is there a blonde girl? And a really ugly guy with Gray hair? And one on the ground?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: yes there is
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: wait what?
{Shout}-Lelouch Lampurouge: How do you know the details?
{Shout}-???: Oh! I'm standing right next to you.
Lelouch Lampurouge turns to the side
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: AHH
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: why do you have a 119 phone?
{Say}-???: I need a job, you know.
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: That man is diing
{Say}-???: Really? I hadn't noticed.
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: LEts go chrisy
{Say}-???: HEY.
{Say}-???: YOU WILL NOT GO.
{Shout}-???: USE PROTECTION, GOD DAMNIT.
{Say}-???: Screw you, old guy. I need to prevent teen pregnancy!
I cant stop luahging at that.
Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
A oldy but a goody
{OOC}-(Lolzercake203)-Harnimouro: How do i get note?
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Aki-Chan: You don't
{OOC}-(Lolzercake203)-Harnimouro: Noooo!
{OOC}-(Lolzercake203)-Harnimouro: I must have one!
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: to get a death note click the lil orange circle in the top left corner 5 timesHarnimouro has logged out!
Kenji Saioji has logged out!
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: Lol
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo:
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: It worked
{OOC}-(Lolzercake203)-Harnimouro: How do i get note?
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Aki-Chan: You don't
{OOC}-(Lolzercake203)-Harnimouro: Noooo!
{OOC}-(Lolzercake203)-Harnimouro: I must have one!
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: to get a death note click the lil orange circle in the top left corner 5 timesHarnimouro has logged out!
Kenji Saioji has logged out!
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: Lol
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo:
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: It worked
Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
Lelouch Lampurouge wrote:{OOC}-Lelouch Lampurouge: Wait....when the hell did japan have a mafia?
-A bit later-
{OOC}-W: Good question.
{OOC}-W: It all started with James Bond....
lol when did that happen O.o
Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
Allow me to summarize my knowledge on how the mafia, in my mind, began in Japan. Sure, there is the Italian mafia, like the Midichi or whoever that family was, but there is also a mafia in Japan, according to my James Bond knowledge. In James Bond Nightfire, a game for quite a few consoles from several years back, I remember playing a level where there was a gang trying to kill this old bald guy that's giving MI6 the information needed for project Nightfire. It has been several years since I've played this game, so I'm being quite brief in this explanation. The mafia in Japan is the Yakuzi, I beleive, seeing how I remember in this one level where I have to escort the bald guy out there are all of these mafia members. In 2 Player Mode, I saw the same people, only they were called Yakuza. So, seeing this, I thought that the Yakuzi was the plural form of Yakuza, and thus, at the time, I beleived that the Yakuzi or Yakuza or whatever that Asian mafia is called all started with James Bond, although I am most likely wrong.
*a minute later*
After doing several minutes of research, I have concluded that the Yakuza are in fact multiple gang-related crimes. This being said, the mafia in Japan is known as the Yakuza, a group relating to violence. However, after Lelouch asked that question several months ago, I accessed my mind about all of the trivial things I had encountered in my life. I guess you could say knowledge about James Bond games and movies are quite trivial, and very accessible in my mind. Really, I do not know why I'm posting all of this useless information about the mafia. I guess I just wanted to make things clear. But yes, in my imagination and knowledge about James Bond, I can safely say that the Japanese mafia started when crimes in Japan started?
*a minute later*
After doing several minutes of research, I have concluded that the Yakuza are in fact multiple gang-related crimes. This being said, the mafia in Japan is known as the Yakuza, a group relating to violence. However, after Lelouch asked that question several months ago, I accessed my mind about all of the trivial things I had encountered in my life. I guess you could say knowledge about James Bond games and movies are quite trivial, and very accessible in my mind. Really, I do not know why I'm posting all of this useless information about the mafia. I guess I just wanted to make things clear. But yes, in my imagination and knowledge about James Bond, I can safely say that the Japanese mafia started when crimes in Japan started?
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
{OOC}-(Exurk)-Kiza: is there a place to buy clothes?
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: nope you have to be naked all of the time
{OOC}-(Ilyo)-Ilyo: nope you have to be naked all of the time
An old one
Zarkus and I were suspected of being Kira and L had made us join him by force. I was the 2nd Kira and naturally assumed that he was the first, so i made a plan to get him to confess that he was Kira and his method of killing so L could capture him.
I walk up to Zarkus.
{say}Muugen Hatake:Hello Kira
{say}Zarkus:hello...
{say}Zarkus:Damn it.
I walk up to Zarkus.
{say}Muugen Hatake:Hello Kira
{say}Zarkus:hello...
{say}Zarkus:Damn it.
Muugen Hatake- Tier 1
- Registration date : 2008-09-17
Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
I call BS on that one. Its from an image >_>
Nightmare Zarkus- Tier 4
- Registration date : 2008-06-29
Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
whats bs now?Zarkus wrote:I call BS on that one. Its from an image >_>
Muugen Hatake- Tier 1
- Registration date : 2008-09-17
Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
...The reason I hate new people....
Ilyo puts key into classroom door
Closes it and locks it
(Hato walks in)
Ilyo {Say} : (Its locked so leave)
(Hato completly naked and tries to check me very awkward)
Yagami Hato {say} : U Kcira arnt yu!
(I was in fact not)
Ilyo {say} : (Yup and I have eyes so run away or I will kill you o.o)
Yagami Hato {say} : NO KCIRA THAT RK!
Yagmi Hato punches you lightly Yagmi Hato punches you lightly Yagmi Hato punches you lightly Yagmi Hato punches you lightly Yagmi Hato punches you lightly Yagmi Hato punches you lightly
And on and on eventuly I used the top left circle on him and ran away...
Ilyo puts key into classroom door
Closes it and locks it
(Hato walks in)
Ilyo {Say} : (Its locked so leave)
(Hato completly naked and tries to check me very awkward)
Yagami Hato {say} : U Kcira arnt yu!
(I was in fact not)
Ilyo {say} : (Yup and I have eyes so run away or I will kill you o.o)
Yagami Hato {say} : NO KCIRA THAT RK!
Yagmi Hato punches you lightly Yagmi Hato punches you lightly Yagmi Hato punches you lightly Yagmi Hato punches you lightly Yagmi Hato punches you lightly Yagmi Hato punches you lightly
And on and on eventuly I used the top left circle on him and ran away...
Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: You..Red-Haired..Your name?
{Say}-Matt: ...Who?
Matt looks around
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: You.
{Say}-Matt: OOOH.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Laughing at the TV.
{Say}-Ichigo Kurosaki: .......
{Say}-Matt: I'm..
{Say}-Matt: ..
{Say}-Matt: .....
{Say}-Matt: Uhm.
Ichigo Kurosaki has logged out!
{Say}-Matt: Be right back.
{Say}-Matt: I'm MATT!
Britney has been killed by a heart attack. 60 criminals die on the street of heart attack, as well as 87 on death row in jail..
{Say}-Datlin: Nice Mello banging that chick *Is also looking a the TV
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..Uh, alright then.
Hashinma is creating their character.
{Say}-Matt: I needed to check my underpants.
{Say}-Matt: I have my name written on them.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Well then..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Matt, how much money do you have on you?
Hashinma has logged out!
Hashinma is logging in.
{Say}-Matt: 70,000 yen, why?
{Say}-Tremas Het: um boss never mind the guy you should be seeing this on tv...
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..Pretty rich eh?
{Say}-Matt: Uh..
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{Say}-Datlin: Kill em?
{Say}-Matt: THERE'S A TEST, I DIDN'T STUDY?
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Anywho, do you need a weapon Matt?
{Say}-Matt: No.
{Say}-Matt: Weapons are for bad people.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Alright then.
{Say}-Matt: Like Mommy.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..
{Say}-Matt: ..MOMMY, WHY!
{Say}-Matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMMMYYYY.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Well this is the Mafia base, Matt.
{Say}-Tremas Het: .....
{Say}-Matt: DON'T LET THE GOBLINS GET YOU.. MOMMY ,NOOOOOO!
Runs into the weapons room,comes out a bit later.
{Say}-Matt: Okay..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Are you done?
{Say}-Matt: HI! Who're you?
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..I'm Zeiver, leader of the Mafia.
{Say}-Matt: ..W..what?
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..I SAID I'M ZEIVER LEADER OF THE MAFIA!
{Say}-Matt: Zeiver?... sounds.. so much.. like Daddy.. ...Joe.. Zeiver.. IT REMINDS ME.. OF THE LOSS!
{Say}-Matt: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
{Say}-Matt: ...
Runs into the weapons room,comes out a bit later.
{Say}-Matt: WEll..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Are you on medicine of any kind, Matt?
{OOC}-(Garmeil)-Neon: My name is Dia Aizawa
{Say}-Matt: ..M..medicine?..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Yes.
{Say}-Matt: Mommy worked.. for.. a.... a...
{Say}-Matt: ...A PHONE COMPANY..
{Say}-Datlin: Hrmm i can solve this
{Say}-Matt: WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Runs into the weapons room,comes out a bit later.
{Say}-Tremas Het: If you aren't you should start if you are I want some...
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ...
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Are you, alright?
{Say}-Matt: ....
{Say}-Matt: MOMMY!
Cid has logged out!
Matt clings to Zeiver
{Say}-Datlin: Here tak two of these and call your mother
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: I'm not your mommy.
{Say}-Matt: TUMMY TUCK.. ONE! AND TWO! AND -...not.. mommy?..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..No.
{Say}-Matt: ..You.. you.. lied to me?...
{Say}-Datlin: Hands Matt ritalin
{Say}-Matt: W..why.. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Uh..
Volvagia1 is logging in.
{Say}-Tremas Het: .... you lied to yourself
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Yeah..Let's go with that.
{Say}-Matt: ..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Hm?
{Say}-Matt: Mommy.. I.. I HATE YOU! YOU WONT LET ME BORROW THE FRIGGIN CAR EVEN!
Runs into the weapons room,comes out a bit later.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: I have faith in him, I think I found it in a trash-can..
{Say}-Matt: ..Why didn't you hug me as a kid Mommy?
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: WE'RE READING THE CRUCIBLE AT SCHOOL XDDD
(Jeffry j)-James nelmen has completed the tutorial, and comes into the game! Welcome, James nelmen!
{OOC}-(Datlin)-Datlin: And a Emotinal eck K
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..Your mommy is dead.
{OOC}-(Datlin)-Datlin: mess*
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Get over it kid.
{Say}-Matt: ......
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: She doesn't come back.
{Say}-Datlin: Can we just kill him?
{Say}-Matt: You have a funny face.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: No.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: That may be true.
{Say}-Matt: Did you buy it off ebay?
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Yes.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: From your momma.
{Say}-Datlin: Ohhhhh
{OOC}-(Dedyomix)-Zeiver Tempest: xD
{Say}-Matt: I have no mom.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Not after what I did to her.
{Say}-Matt: EHL OH EHL. YOUUUUU.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: I'm just kidding buddy.
{Say}-Datlin: Ohhh
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: I did nothing to her.
{Say}-Matt: ..............Y..you...li...lied.... Again..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Yes, I did.
.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Get use to it.
{Say}-Matt: I HATE YOU!
Runs out of Mafia base.
{Say}-Matt: ...Who?
Matt looks around
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: You.
{Say}-Matt: OOOH.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Laughing at the TV.
{Say}-Ichigo Kurosaki: .......
{Say}-Matt: I'm..
{Say}-Matt: ..
{Say}-Matt: .....
{Say}-Matt: Uhm.
Ichigo Kurosaki has logged out!
{Say}-Matt: Be right back.
{Say}-Matt: I'm MATT!
Britney has been killed by a heart attack. 60 criminals die on the street of heart attack, as well as 87 on death row in jail..
{Say}-Datlin: Nice Mello banging that chick *Is also looking a the TV
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..Uh, alright then.
Hashinma is creating their character.
{Say}-Matt: I needed to check my underpants.
{Say}-Matt: I have my name written on them.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Well then..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Matt, how much money do you have on you?
Hashinma has logged out!
Hashinma is logging in.
{Say}-Matt: 70,000 yen, why?
{Say}-Tremas Het: um boss never mind the guy you should be seeing this on tv...
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..Pretty rich eh?
{Say}-Matt: Uh..
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{Say}-Datlin: Kill em?
{Say}-Matt: THERE'S A TEST, I DIDN'T STUDY?
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Anywho, do you need a weapon Matt?
{Say}-Matt: No.
{Say}-Matt: Weapons are for bad people.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Alright then.
{Say}-Matt: Like Mommy.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..
{Say}-Matt: ..MOMMY, WHY!
{Say}-Matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMMMYYYY.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Well this is the Mafia base, Matt.
{Say}-Tremas Het: .....
{Say}-Matt: DON'T LET THE GOBLINS GET YOU.. MOMMY ,NOOOOOO!
Runs into the weapons room,comes out a bit later.
{Say}-Matt: Okay..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Are you done?
{Say}-Matt: HI! Who're you?
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..I'm Zeiver, leader of the Mafia.
{Say}-Matt: ..W..what?
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..I SAID I'M ZEIVER LEADER OF THE MAFIA!
{Say}-Matt: Zeiver?... sounds.. so much.. like Daddy.. ...Joe.. Zeiver.. IT REMINDS ME.. OF THE LOSS!
{Say}-Matt: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
{Say}-Matt: ...
Runs into the weapons room,comes out a bit later.
{Say}-Matt: WEll..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Are you on medicine of any kind, Matt?
{OOC}-(Garmeil)-Neon: My name is Dia Aizawa
{Say}-Matt: ..M..medicine?..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Yes.
{Say}-Matt: Mommy worked.. for.. a.... a...
{Say}-Matt: ...A PHONE COMPANY..
{Say}-Datlin: Hrmm i can solve this
{Say}-Matt: WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Runs into the weapons room,comes out a bit later.
{Say}-Tremas Het: If you aren't you should start if you are I want some...
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ...
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Are you, alright?
{Say}-Matt: ....
{Say}-Matt: MOMMY!
Cid has logged out!
Matt clings to Zeiver
{Say}-Datlin: Here tak two of these and call your mother
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: I'm not your mommy.
{Say}-Matt: TUMMY TUCK.. ONE! AND TWO! AND -...not.. mommy?..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..No.
{Say}-Matt: ..You.. you.. lied to me?...
{Say}-Datlin: Hands Matt ritalin
{Say}-Matt: W..why.. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Uh..
Volvagia1 is logging in.
{Say}-Tremas Het: .... you lied to yourself
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Yeah..Let's go with that.
{Say}-Matt: ..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Hm?
{Say}-Matt: Mommy.. I.. I HATE YOU! YOU WONT LET ME BORROW THE FRIGGIN CAR EVEN!
Runs into the weapons room,comes out a bit later.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: I have faith in him, I think I found it in a trash-can..
{Say}-Matt: ..Why didn't you hug me as a kid Mommy?
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: WE'RE READING THE CRUCIBLE AT SCHOOL XDDD
(Jeffry j)-James nelmen has completed the tutorial, and comes into the game! Welcome, James nelmen!
{OOC}-(Datlin)-Datlin: And a Emotinal eck K
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..Your mommy is dead.
{OOC}-(Datlin)-Datlin: mess*
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Get over it kid.
{Say}-Matt: ......
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: She doesn't come back.
{Say}-Datlin: Can we just kill him?
{Say}-Matt: You have a funny face.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: No.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: ..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: That may be true.
{Say}-Matt: Did you buy it off ebay?
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Yes.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: From your momma.
{Say}-Datlin: Ohhhhh
{OOC}-(Dedyomix)-Zeiver Tempest: xD
{Say}-Matt: I have no mom.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Not after what I did to her.
{Say}-Matt: EHL OH EHL. YOUUUUU.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: I'm just kidding buddy.
{Say}-Datlin: Ohhh
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: I did nothing to her.
{Say}-Matt: ..............Y..you...li...lied.... Again..
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Yes, I did.
.
{Say}-Zeiver Tempest: Get use to it.
{Say}-Matt: I HATE YOU!
Runs out of Mafia base.
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- Registration date : 2008-06-19
Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
Rofl WTF PWNt. To be true.. The mafia started with the anime Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. and there are 3 lvls of mafia
Lvl1. Shank Lvl (Cost millions to buy))
Lvl2. Gun Lvl (Cost billions to buy))
Lvl3. Acess to Hell Weapons (Cost Trillions to buy))
Lvl1. Shank Lvl (Cost millions to buy))
Lvl2. Gun Lvl (Cost billions to buy))
Lvl3. Acess to Hell Weapons (Cost Trillions to buy))
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- Registration date : 2008-07-10
Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.
{Say}-Muugen Hatake: what is your real name?
Misatedeo Aminare shows an ID. It has a picture of Bryant and underneath it, it says Takai Hanako Iwakura.
{Say}-Misatedeo Aminare: and in real life im Yago
{Say}-Muugen Hatake: ((-.-))
{Say}-Misatedeo Aminare: ...
{Say}-Muugen Hatake: L, mind taking it from here?
{Say}-Zarkus: Sorry, we only accept people with IQs higher then room temperature
-later-
{Say}-Kairo: i am a very skilled detective, good while going under cover, i can hack into computers and i use my brain to get out of tough situations.
{Say}-Zarkus: Do you throw your brain or use it to clobber criminals?
{Say}-Kairo: it just helps me on things, kinda like reaction to trouble
{Say}-Zarkus: So you throw it?
{Say}-Kairo: no, i use it wisely
{Say}-Zarkus: So you throw it...
Misatedeo Aminare shows an ID. It has a picture of Bryant and underneath it, it says Takai Hanako Iwakura.
{Say}-Misatedeo Aminare: and in real life im Yago
{Say}-Muugen Hatake: ((-.-))
{Say}-Misatedeo Aminare: ...
{Say}-Muugen Hatake: L, mind taking it from here?
{Say}-Zarkus: Sorry, we only accept people with IQs higher then room temperature
-later-
{Say}-Kairo: i am a very skilled detective, good while going under cover, i can hack into computers and i use my brain to get out of tough situations.
{Say}-Zarkus: Do you throw your brain or use it to clobber criminals?
{Say}-Kairo: it just helps me on things, kinda like reaction to trouble
{Say}-Zarkus: So you throw it?
{Say}-Kairo: no, i use it wisely
{Say}-Zarkus: So you throw it...
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- Registration date : 2008-06-29
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