Ironic Statements Thread

[Xiar]

I hate people who hate people.

I also cannot STAND intolerance.

Did you know that when Hitler's mother was pregnant with him, she was considering an abortion...but her JEWISH DOCTOR talked her out of it.

Any other ironic statements anyone would like to post?

[Giovanni]

lern 2 spel

[Chib]

This may sound condescending, but none of those are ironic.
They're contradictory, except for the Hitler one, which is just a historical joke.

Irony is more like...
when I saw a "Dead End" sign on a road that ended on a Graveyard.

[Kotaro Aizawa]

A real piece of irony about Hitler is that he is in fact, half Jewish, and not even close to what he considered the perfect Anglo Saxan man. (Six feet tall, blue eyes, blonde hair.)

[Admin Old]

Irony is, by definition, when the opposite of what you expect to happen happens.. of course, there's dramatic irony, situational irony.. never thought English class would help me too much.

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