Meme/Inside Joke Stories

Write stories referencing Memes and Inside Jokes or something, and see if someone can find it out, reference from anywhere, be obscure, or be blunt, your choice~

Pen the Sandslash would stand in the Pokemon contest building, awaiting the judges answer, the air around him covered with the smell of sweaty judges, he heard the murmurs come from the back, away from the judges, and then he saw it. The Slowking walked in proudly raised it's hands, it 'used psychic 2 make all teh judges give him 5s' And he defeated Pen the sandslash and wasn't seen again, in turn, Pensuke looked at the judges and saw their decision, "Slowking has won the Pokemon contest!" Pen's eye twitched as he looked to the judges. "But he wasn't even in the contest!" The sandslash yelled. The judges ignored him and his perfect performance, they decided that the absent Slowking had won. Pen the Sandslash then proceeded to cut himself many times with his own claws before deciding to press Alt+F4 and leave, he only spoke once as he left to his room to cut himself. "Curse you Slowking, I quit roleplaying forever."