Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

{Shout}-Rakanishu: If you commit suicide ill Kill You

Ok everyone i am announcing the opening of zod's bar south of STV and east of Misa's hair please stop by for a dring Thanks!
(Broadcasted by Zod)

{OOC}-(Killer807)-John: where is zods bar
{OOC}-(Ndgreen336)-Zod: South of Stv and East of Misa's Saloon
{OOC}-(Chibskininja)-Momo Gehenna: *Salon.
{OOC}-(Chibskininja)-Momo Gehenna: Misa doesn't own a Wild-West bar.

{Say}-Momo Gehenna: Now if you'll excuse me, I have some, eh... sensitive matters... to go over.
{Say}-Karaiya: so do i need to leave?
Momo Gehenna flips open her laptop and googles soem pr0n.
{Say}-Momo Gehenna: I'd prefer it.

Captain Falcon apologizes for his lapse of attention a moment ago.
Captain Falcon was thinking about sex.

{OOC}-(Rand TaShiro)-Shouta Youta: Tonoho has been killed by a suicide.
{OOC}-(Rand TaShiro)-Shouta Youta:How do you get killed by a suicide?
{OOC}-(PunkasFuxk)-Hidiuga Tatsuki: Really wanna know how, Rand?
{OOC}-(PunkasFuxk)-Hidiuga Tatsuki: SUICIDE DRIVES A BUS OVER YOU!
{OOC}-(PunkasFuxk)-Hidiuga Tatsuki: and is all like "take that bitch!'
{OOC}-(PunkasFuxk)-Hidiuga Tatsuki: and then suicide ravages your body for money and jewelry
{OOC}-(PunkasFuxk)-Hidiuga Tatsuki: and pawns it in a back alley to some hairy guy named Earl.
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{Shout}-Perverted Old Man: What was that last one?
{Shout}-Mr. Grin: Naked women?
{Shout}-Perverted Old Man: Sweet. Be right the- ARGH, IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!
{Shout}-Mr. Grin: Call Life Alert!

{Shout}-Captain Falcon: Don't come in, I'm looking at naughty pictures on the internet.

{Say}-Waiter: Would you like to be seated?
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: table for one
{Say}-Waiter: Right here
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: thank you
{Say}-Waiter: today's house soup is clam choder
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: I'll have what ever landed and die on your head.
{Say}-Waiter: ...What did you say?
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: you heared me
{Shout}-grim: any 1 know where the store is
Waiter pulls out a gun and puts it against the man's head
{Say}-Waiter: Take that back.
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: I shall do on such thing
Waiter puts his finger on the trigger
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: no*
{Say}-Waiter: Im warning you
Waiter pulls the trigger
Waiter shoots Ganku Hazake!
{Say}-Waiter: ...How did that not kill you?
{Say}-Waiter: Your afro...
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: Its my afro shield
{Say}-Waiter: It absorbed the impact!
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: i was testing you.
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: i ahd my suspicions on who you were
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: you are...
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: The sinister Blue jay!
{Say}-Waiter: No.
{Say}-Waiter: This is Patrick... bitch
Waiter slices the man's arm off
Waiter slices your skin! (12 damage is afflicted!)
You see Waiter slice Ganku Hazake's skin!
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: oh my bad... you look alot alike..
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: my bacon skin is impenetrable
{Say}-Waiter: Oh shit...
{Say}-Ganku Hazake: your powers of random blue can not match me.
Waiter charges his ki in his hand.
{Say}-Waiter: Well how about... THIS!
{Shout}-Waiter: METSU HADOKEN!
Connection died.

{OOC}-(Shikigami of Fai)-Gianna Heath: I don't wanna hear that somebody is loaded. D:
{OOC}-(Shikigami of Fai)-Gianna Heath: ...OHHH...
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: OHOHOHO, I see what you did there
{OOC}-(Shikigami of Fai)-Gianna Heath: ...Oh man.
{OOC}-(Shikigami of Fai)-Gianna Heath: I swear, if any of you quote this, you DIE.
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{Say}-Weapon Salesman: ...Fapping to goatse? dear God man...
{Say}-Captain Falcon: That's how tough Captain Falcon is.
{Say}-Weapon Salesman: You need to get...
{Say}-Weapon Salesman: FALCON... LAID!

{OOC}-(Death_Bot)-Death Bot: Hi, Jesus. How's it going?

Alice has logged out! (That was me)
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: Bleh, DS crashed..
{OOC}-(Yumyumboy1)-Hideaki Ito: Nobody saved Alice
{OOC}-(Fuzzyblueberry)-Aki-chan: Off with his head o.o

-Must see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o-19MnWlUc&feature=channel_page to get.. EPIC ALICE MCGEE! *slides off*-

{Sakura TV Broadcast}
Thank you. Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. You know, there's an issue facing many people today which I know concerns a great number of us. According to Gallop Polls, one in twelve humans is unaware that the bird is the word. I for one dream of a world where everyone knows that the bird is the word.
(Broadcasted by Peter Griffin)

{Shout}-Adam West: My God, it's impossible... have the boys in the lab confirm this.

{Shout}-Boys in the Lab: Sir? Our math shows that the bird is equal to or greater than the word.

{Shout}-Adam West: CHECK IT AGAIN!

{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: Oh God Xiar, I want your children.

{Say}-Der Führer: Have you noticd any suspicious activites recently?
{Say}-Zarkus: The voices in my head tell me to say no.
{Say}-Der Führer: Ah
{Say}-Der Führer: What else do the voices in your head tell you?
{Say}-Zarkus: "Boy, that guy has a gay haircut"

I can not remember the exact words I asked the person on DNO was, but I remembered the question I did for this certain roleplay. Several months prior to this post, I asked a person a question, a scientific-like question.

It was rather stupid to say the least, but I felt like saying it.

I asked the person, who I do not believe still plays (I believe it was Shinoichi). I asked him what would happen if he entered by pedo-van. It was a type of roleplay we were doing, and I felt like doing it. (Don't ask why).

I ICly pushed the light-speed trigger in the van, and we ended up moving at light speed, conveniently not hitting any type of building what so ever magically. That was when he turned the headlights on...

EDIT: Faster than lightspeed, my bad!

{OOC}-(Raikou12)-The Kid: HOW DO I GET MONEY
{OOC}-(Chibskininja)-Momo Gehenna: ROB THE ELDERLY

{OOC}-(RikohZX)-Iris: I WILL STAPLE YOUR GENITALS TO YOUR ANUS


moments later

{OOC}-(RikohZX)-Iris: I WILL STAPLE YOUR GENITALS TO YOUR HEAD

{Say}-Afro Zombie: so... wahat do you think of george clooney?
{Say}-Trans-Dimensional Item Salesman: Only man its okay to have sex with and not be gay. I would never do it though
{Say}-Trans-Dimensional Item Salesman: I like keeping my ass to myself thank you

{Shout}-Maddjak: AAAAAAH DEMONIC CAKE!
Maddjak has been killed by a demonic cake.

K: Aki just banned half the server and you're next!
Chib: What the hell Aki?!
-Chib does the GM Training thing on Aki-
Damion: I figured she had good reason to do it..

{OOC}-(Jubaaaa)-Shiio Naruki is the KIRA: yo no sei como
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Rosalie: I changed his name.
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Rosalie: c:
{OOC}-(Jubaaaa)-Yo soy FUCKING RETARDEDO: ty

{OOC}-(Kiba1177)-Hiroshima, Tydaru: I can spell grammer.

Zarkus' Mother has logged out!

..Plan successful!
Uh, yeah that was me.

NICE xD I laughed SO HARD

{Shout}-Yuni: I HAVE A RPAIST IN MY HOUSE AND YOU IGNORE ME!?!