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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Chib on Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:30 pm

{OOC}-(Damion de Lioncourt)-Damion: So K, you hide in people's pockets too?
{OOC}-(Huttsean1)-Ganku Hazake: lol is it just me or did that sound like a really bad pick up line
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Kenji Saioji on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:05 pm

I cant belive you guys posted that about the pencil xD. At first I did not get what Yuiri was saying...Then I did...It was as funny as hell.





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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Admin Old on Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:44 pm

{OOC}-(DemoN321)-Neo: Does L have a Matt?
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Mizore-chan: ...
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Mizore-chan: Wow.

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Admin Old on Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:19 pm

{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Sit.
{Say}-Rick: I can't sit.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Why?
{Say}-Rick: I need the grove to flow through my viens.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Okay lets start with questioning
{Say}-Rick: Question me.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Why do you want to join the Kira case?
{Say}-Rick: Well.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Why do you want to stop Kira
{Say}-Rick: Because I have good qualifications.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Okay..
{Say}-Rick: They're quite professional, would you like to hear them?
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Why do you wan't to stop Kira?
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Yes.
{Say}-Rick: Because..
{Shout}-Rick: YOU WOULDN'T GET THESE QUALIFICATIONS, FROM ANY OTHER GUY!

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Admin Old on Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:22 pm

{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Why do you want to stop Kira?
{Say}-Rick: ..Well..
{Say}-Rick: I have many reasons.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Plese share them
{Say}-Rick: Pick a number, 1-10
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: 4
{Shout}-Rick: Inside, we BOTH know what's going on! We know the game, and WE'RE gonna play it, so LET me in the force!
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: Alright.
{Say}-Kurumu-chan: You are my head Assistant

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Kira is in deep shit.

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Admin Old on Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:03 pm

You feel an increasingly tight knot in your chest..
{OOC}-(Patrickdrv)-Takahashi Riuga: ahh
Kenji Saioji has logged out!
Nevermind, it was your pants..
{Shout}-Chuck Norris: AH GOD
{OOC}-(Muugen)-Mittens the Deranged Clown: lol
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: ...XDDDDDDD
{OOC}-(Patrickdrv)-Takahashi Riuga:
{Shout}-Hideaki Ito: ((YOu dont know L arrested him genius you know an officer did))
{Shout}-Chuck Norris: Nevermind
{OOC}-(Muugen)-Mittens the Deranged Clown: that scared me
{OOC}-(Lolzercake203)-Harbinou: Omg
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Mizore: Wow
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Mizore: You guys are so friggin GULLIBLE
{OOC}-(Lolzercake203)-Harbinou: it was my pants
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge:
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge: Wow
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge: Omg K
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge: ...
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge: wow
{OOC}-(Doomsday55)-Zarkus: XDDD
{OOC}-(Sasuke-chan)-Lelouke-Lamurouge: Omg K

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Admin Old on Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:48 pm

Wow. I know I'm killing it with all this posting but.

{Say}-Hideaki Ito: ...theres a dark looming figure behind me isnt there.
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: What the helll...
{Say}-Konotomo: yeah
Kick-zarkus'-ass-man waves.
{Say}-Takahashi Riuga: yes
(Aang360)-Aang skips the tutorial, and comes into the game! Welcome, Aang!
{Say}-Zarkus: Oh lord.
Say}-Hideaki Ito: Aww...hes cute!
{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: ROFL
{Say}-Takahashi Riuga: what are you
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-man: I am both cute, fuzzy.. as well as adorable.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-man: But that is besides the point.
{OOC}-(Aang360)-Aang: Oh! i want one too!
Konotomo takes out taser
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-man: My name is..
{Say}-Lelouch Lampurouge: He looks like jack skelington
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-man: Kick Zarkus' Ass man.
Roxie blows in Kick-zarkus'-ass-man's ear.
{OOC}-(Aang360)-Aang: OMG
{OOC}-(Aang360)-Aang: watch like
{Say}-Takahashi Riuga: why you are here
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-man: To kick Zarkus' ass.
{Say}-Zarkus: Doh.

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by W on Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:13 am

Can't fully remember this, but this happened several months ago.

[Someone said my intelligence was small]
Me in OOC: Yours is small, not mine.
Shinoichi in say: My thing is REALLY small.

Shinoichi was talking about his resume when I was hiring him as something I can't seem to remember.

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Roxie on Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:22 pm

It's ABOUT frigging time I got this up, I know..

Okay, this post is EFFING LONG. Okay? Like, REALLY long. BUT~! It's so worth it. Seriously. Zarkus and W were ON something.

{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: What is it, my son - HOLY SHlT!
James W. Zeowolf takes out a handful of holy water and throws it at him.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Get out of the house of the lord, DEMON!
{Say}-Zarkus: This stuff tastes great.
Roxie cackles.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: G-get out of this holy sanctuary!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: You demonic fiend!!
Zarkus rips the holy water out of the mans hand and drinks it
{Say}-Zarkus: Oh lord...
James W. Zeowolf gazes wide-eyed at Zarkus.
{Say}-Zarkus: BATHROOM!
{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-James W. Zeowolf: Now I'm ICly going "Holy Shlt"
James W. Zeowolf wipes his forhead and sits down, praying a Hail Marry.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Please be that of a dream.
{Shout}-Zarkus: WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE BATHROOM IN JAPAN?
{Shout}-Hideaki Ito: There are 4! The lake, the haunted houses 2 bathrooms and your wearing the 4th!
{Shout}-Zarkus: AARGH
{Say}-Roxie: Heh heh heh..
James W. Zeowolf glances at the one who had come in.
{Whisper}-Roxie: I'll give this guy a "holy" book to read..
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Hello, my children...
{Shout}-Zarkus: IS THIS HOLY WATER FROM TACO BELL?
{Say}-Shiro: Isn't this a courthouse?
{Say}-Aang: Oh... *blushes upon seeing Shiro*
{Whisper}-Roxie: Oh poo. Missed my chance again.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Why have you returned to God's Home?
{Shout}-Zarkus: AAUUUGHHH
{Say}-Aang: I have come for confession
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU CONSTAPATED PERSON D:
{Say}-Shiro: [[Because I need 1000 yen]] Because I want to pray.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: [ignore]
{Shout}-Zarkus: ITS YOUR HOLY WATER THAT DID THIS TO ME!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: NONSENSE!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Im suing you for being racist to dolphin men, buddhists,athiests, and pandas!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Be it not the word of God that be against those whom choose the wrong path.
{Say}-Shiro: Can someone please give me 1000 yen?
{Shout}-Zarkus: DID THE POPE NOT WASH HIS HANDS?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: But be it the path that you have chosen to bring yourself upon this stage.
{Say}-Shiro: I cannot afford to buy the bible!
{Shout}-Zarkus: I THOUGHT THE POPE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ROLE MODEL!
{Shout}-Hideaki Ito: Hes not, hes just a guy with a speaketh disability
{Shout}-Zarkus: Well... that was unpleasant.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: SHUT UP YOU CONSTAPATED DEMON! I'M GIVING SOMEONE CONFESSION!!!
{Say}-Aang: Yes... I am inlove with Shiro that man you just gave yen to.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: *closes the blinds*
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: ...You haven't come to repent for the sin of homosexuality?
{Shout}-Zarkus: I CONFESS THAT THIS HOLY WATER IS MURDER ON MY COLON!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: I'M TRYING TO GIVE CONFESSION TO A GAY GUY, AND YOU'RE SCREAMING FOR A BATHROOM!!! D:
{Shout}-Zarkus: IM ALREADY IN THE BATHROOM
*Zarkus came in again*
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: YOU! GET THE F*CK OUT!
{Say}-Aang: for loving a man?
James W. Zeowolf slaps Zarkus.
Zarkus pulls out the vial of holy water
Zarkus forces the water down the man's throat
{Say}-Zarkus: HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: GYUEH GYEUH!
Aang PUSHES ZARKUS TO THE FLOOR AND COMENSES THE MAKING OUT
James W. Zeowolf stares awkwardly.
{Say}-Aang: I HAVE SINNED
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: GOD HELP THEM!
Zarkus kicks the man in the face
Hideaki Ito stares at the 2 gay men.
{Say}-Zarkus: HOW DID THAT HOLY WATER MAKE YOU FEEL?
James W. Zeowolf farts.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Good... I guess...
James W. Zeowolf farts twice more.
{Say}-Zarkus: Wait for it.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Never better.
James W. Zeowolf shits himself.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: AWWW F*CK!
Hideaki Ito smells.
James W. Zeowolf reaches into his robe and pulls out a pile of his poo.
James W. Zeowolf pushes it into his face.
{Say}-Zarkus: ARGH
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: MOTHER*FKCING DEMON!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Oh my priest
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Yess....?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: YOU DON'T DO THAT TO A PRIEST FOO'!
{Say}-Zarkus: WAIT UNTIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS! {Say}-Zarkus: WAIT UNTIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: THE POWER OF CHRISY COMPELLS YOUUU!!
{Say}-Zarkus: SCREW THAT!
James W. Zeowolf takes out a flask of holy water and sprinkles it on Zarkus.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Die DEMON!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Correction: The power of zarkus compels you
{Say}-Zarkus: I PLAY POKER WITH JESUS EVERY WEDNESDAY
{Say}-Zarkus: HE DOESNT SCARE ME
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: NO ONE LOVES YOU!!!
James W. Zeowolf points at Zarkus' wings.
{Say}-Zarkus: LIKEWISE
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: UGLY!!!
Zarkus grabs his crotch
{Shout}-Roxie: I PLAY POKER WITH ZARKUS AND JESUS EVERY WEDNESDAY [ignore]
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING YOU DEMON!?
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Im telling my mommy on you 2!
James W. Zeowolf looks down.
{Shout}-Zarkus: TINY!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: Tooo youuuuuuuuu ~~~
James W. Zeowolf sprays more holy water on Zarkus.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: DIE ALREADY!!!
{Shout}-Zarkus: AT LEAST THE LITTLE BOYS I CONSULT STILL HAVE THIER VIRGINITY!
James W. Zeowolf looks at Zarkus, farting once more.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Oh yeah ... well...
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: I'LL SMITE YOU!!!
James W. Zeowolf looks at Zarkus, farting once more.
{Say}-International religous society: Your coming with me
{Say}-International religous society: For insulting the lord
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Insulting God?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: I did NO such thing!
{Say}-International Religous Society: Yes
{Say}-International Religous Society: You insulted jesus poker buddy
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: NO! I DID NOT!!!
{Say}-International Religous Society: Now your going downtown
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: LIAR!
{Say}-International Religous Society: Lets reveiw survellance
International Religous Society shows tape of the entire fight between Zarkus and James
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: ...Who's that handsome guy?
James W. Zeowolf points at himself in the tape.
{Say}-International Religous Society: You
{Say}-International Religous Society: Now then
{Say}-International Religous Society: Ill let the "demon" deal with you
James W. Zeowolf jumps on to Zarkus' back.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: FLY CHARIZARD!!!
{Say}-Zarkus: ARGH
{Say}-Roxie: HAHAHAHA I haven't even had to give this death note away, this is so entertaining!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: FLY!!!!
{Say}-Zarkus: You... WHORE!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: FLY CHARIZARD!!!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: FLAME THROWER!!!!!
{Say}-Zarkus: Okay. That does it.
{Say}-Zarkus: Fine.
Zarkus breathes fire towards the man
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Yowchies!
Hideaki Ito hands Zarkus the rusty spoon?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: ENOUGH! ENOUGH
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: UP THE BUTT CHARIZARD! ((Ignore XDDD)) <- Was Roxie(me) Anyone watch Brawl Taunts? Cookies for you if you get the referance! :3
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: FLAME THROWER!!!!!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: I ORDER YOU TO FLY!
{Say}-Zarkus: HERE I GO!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: FLY INTO THE SKY!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Eh!?
{Say}-Zarkus: THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Oh...no
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Not that
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: .... Ohsht
{Say}-Zarkus: ITS LOUD ROAL TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY!
{Say}-Zarkus: ERUPTING...
{Say}-Zarkus: BURNING...
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Shieeeet!!!
{Shout}-Zarkus: FINGEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
{James W. Zeowolf (Wolfdude5) has been booted.
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: So...
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Is jesus good at poker?
{Say}-Zarkus: No. He has a terrible poker face
James W. Zeowolf takes his robes off and walks outside.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Farewell, my sons.
James W. Zeowolf takes out a wip.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Let's go, Charizard!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: UP UP, AND AWAY!!!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: I SAID UP UP AND AWAY, CHARIZARD!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: BAD CHARIZARD!
James W. Zeowolf wips Charizard.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: BAD!
Zarkus mind rapes James
James W. Zeowolf wips Zarkus again
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Th-this feels ... weird..
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Charizard, are you really a fire-type!?!?!? D:
Zarkus revs it up 100 times
Charizard I think I'll take a nap instead.
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: AGGGGH!!!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: ORGASM!!!! GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Zarkus revs it up one thousand times
Charizard and then I might buy some potato chips
{Say}-Zarkus: Now... MIND CRUSH!
James W. Zeowolf falls to the ground.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: CHARIZARD! YOU MADMAN! THIS IS MADNESS!!
{Say}-Zarkus: Madness? Not just madness.
{Say}-Zarkus: This... is...
{Shout}-Zarkus: This... is... THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL CONFESSION!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Bad Zarkus
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: Stupid demon, I'm leaving. Holy water doesn't work on him, and I need to change my pants.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: *runs back inside with a wip covered in holy water*
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: DIE DEMON!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Hey, can I play poker with you and Jesus on wendsday?
James W. Zeowolf starts hitting Charizard.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: You better fly this time, CHARIZARD!
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: ((Wednessday*))
{Say}-Zarkus: RAGH
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: UGH! HE"S HITTING ME! BAD CHARIZARD!
{OOC}-(Chrisy310)-Chrisy: I don't think W should be allowed to run a church anymore <- Agreed. XDD
{Say}-Zarkus: I AM NOT CHARIZARD
Zarkus pulls out his gun
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: OH SHIET!
Zarkus 's gun shoots bullets made out of the teeth of kittens
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: I'M ALERGIC TO CATS!!!! EVEN THEIR TEETH!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: NOOOOO!!
{Say}-Zarkus: Falcon...
{Shout}-Zarkus: PAAAAAAWNCH
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: OH DEAR LORD!
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU KIDS WANT!? THIS ISN'T CHURCH!
Zarkus 's head magically reforms
{Say}-Zarkus: Is this normal?
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: What THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: UGLY!
James W. Zeowolf points at Zarkus rudely.
{Say}-Zarkus: Its on
Zarkus shoots the man's head off
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Get out of my office!!!!
Zarkus uses l33t magic powers to grow it back
{Say}-Zarkus: HA!
{Say}-James W. Zeowolf: Get out of here UGLY!
{Say}-Zarkus: I HAVE CAUSED YOU A MINOR INCONVINIENCE
{Say}-Zarkus: Can you judge someone to be ugly...
{Say}-Zarkus: IF YOU ARE BLIND?
Zarkus plucks the mans eyes out
James W. Zeowolf covers his empty eye sockets
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: GUHHH MY EYES *imagines Zarkus* UGLY!!!
{Say}-Zarkus: Enjoy life without eyes.
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: *grows his eyeballs back* UGLY!!!!
James W. Zeowolf points at Zarkus rudely.
Zarkus reaches down the man's throat
James W. Zeowolf struggles to breathe.
Zarkus tears out his tounge
Zarkus reaches even further down
{Shout}-James W. Zeowolf: Wy wunge wis wissing!!!
Zarkus tears out his vocal cords
*Hideaki & Shiro invited Zarkus & W to lunch*
{Say}-Zarkus: This man is incapacitated. But Illl go with you.
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Sweet
{Say}-Shiro: Okay
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Lets go!
Hideaki Ito cheerful expression
{Say}-Shiro: Mr.Zeo
{Say}-Shiro: Want to eat lunch with us?
{Say}-Zarkus: He cant talk
{Say}-Zarkus: I tore out his vocal cords
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Nod twice for yes
James W. Zeowolf melts into the floor saying in Arnold Swartceneggar's Voice "I'LL BE BACK"
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Nod once for no
Roxie flicks the back of Zarkus's head.
*they are about to play poker*
Zarkus eats the cards
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Wanna play?
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Oh god!
Zarkus vomits them out completely dealt
*A while later, I finally manage to get Zarkus alone and I dropped the note, and he picks it up ...*
{Say}-Zarkus: Hey mom
{Say}-Roxie: BOO~! ... Oh. Hey sweety.
{Say}-Roxie: ... How are you doing hun? Your grades staying up or did you burn the school down again?
{Say}-Zarkus: ...That 2nd one
{Say}-Zarkus: Sorry mom, but... I gotta go.
{Say}-Roxie: Aw.. Already?
{Say}-Zarkus: I has homework to do
{Say}-Roxie: ... But you burned the school!
{Say}-Zarkus: ...
Zarkus runs like shit

And then a little thing that made me giggle.

Message from host:
KaLAbARiSHeRE2Cr3aTeSOmEfUn!!!!

{OOC}-(ChibiRoxie)-Roxie: ... Oh dear.
._.
(Zarkus)
Message from host:
Just kidding. >_>

^Scared the fudge out of me..
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Roxie on Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:33 pm

... I'm sorry for the spam but.. This was so funneh too.. XDDD

Britney has been killed by a heart attack. With her death, 10000 more people died within a month. Holy shit, this guy has no life..
{Say}-Roxie: DON'T YOU EAT?!
{Say}-Zarkus: I survive off of photosynthesis
{Say}-Roxie: ... But there's no sunlight.
Roxie blinks.
{Say}-Zarkus: ...
{Say}-Zarkus: Im not the one with eyelids.
{Say}-Roxie: Er.. What?
{Say}-Zarkus: Notice how you blink and I dont.
{Say}-Roxie: Yeah.. But what does that have to do with photosynthesis?
Roxie tilts her head.
{Say}-Zarkus: Exactly.

*Zarkus was getting all excited about chocolate or something, I can't remember XD*

{Say}-Roxie: ... Wait.. Why were you getting excited about chocolate if you eat with photosynthesis?!
Roxie looks confused.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Chocolate can be used as a sex toy.
{Say}-Zarkus: True
Roxie twitches.
{Say}-Roxie: You humans are... What the hell..
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Dont tell me you never tried it that way.
{Say}-Roxie: Shinigami can't have sex..
{Say}-Zarkus: ...Prove it
{Say}-Roxie: W-What!?
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: He said prove it
{Say}-Roxie: H-How?!
{Say}-Zarkus: Pants off, now.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Pants off. Zarkus, I'll fetch the protection.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Got it, it was in the fridge.
{Say}-Zarkus: ...What?
{Say}-Roxie: Y-You're crazy!
Kick-zarkus'-ass-female tosses a refridgerated condom to Zarkus.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Go ahead. I won't watch.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: The camera will.
{Say}-Zarkus: I have to seperate those 2...
{Say}-Roxie: I'm not taking off my pants for you!
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Then he'll do it for you.
Roxie twitches.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Don't worry, no commitment. Just a one nighter with him.
{Say}-Roxie: I'd be punished!
{Say}-Zarkus: Then... I will just do it with my mind.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: No.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: do it.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: Nobody's watching.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: DO IT;
Kick-zarkus'-ass-female covers her eyes.
{Say}-Kick-zarkus'-ass-female: DO EET.
Zarkus mind rapes Roxie
{Say}-Roxie: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL!?
Roxie seriously rapes Zarkus.
Roxie enjoys. Alot.
Kick-zarkus'-ass-female laughs. Alot.
Kick-zarkus'-ass-female laughslaughsluaghs.
Kick-zarkus'-ass-female laughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughslaughsl - - -
Roxie moans or something wtf!?
Roxie continues to enjoy Zarkus.
{Say}-Zarkus: Alright, im done.
{Say}-Zarkus: Alright. If I can seperate Lelouke and L, I can win.

... Oh right, the only part of the raping of Zarkus that I actually said was the moans or something.. Um.. Lul? I RAPED ZARKUS OMFG XDDD
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by W on Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:55 pm

I loved the Charizard part - Zarkus looked like a very deformed Charizard with black wings, but still - GREAT!

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Chib on Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:10 pm

As said to Momo:
{Say}-Yuirishu Moon {Age 16}: Well nice to meet you Mom I am Yuirishu
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Tybalt. on Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:02 am

hello im am Kira
(Broadcasted by Kira)

{OOC}-(Mistick)-Kurumu-chan: noob
{OOC}-(Near.Joker)-Shiro: Time to arrest Kira

If arrest me i will kill 10000 of people
(Broadcasted by Kira)

{OOC}-(Wolfdude5)-Wolfdude5: ....Ahahaha

this 1 then kira
(Broadcasted by Kira)

{OOC}-(Tykado)-Tykado: No one mind if I kill him?
{OOC}-(Tykado)-Tykado: You?

Kira has been killed by a massive hemmoraging of blood. That usually happens when your head explodes. For you see, this guy... Was already dead.
Kira has logged out!

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Admin Old on Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:18 am

Is this the most popular topic?

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Nightmare Zarkus on Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:53 pm

Ever since the pronoob note was closed, yes.
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Damion de Lioncourt on Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:39 pm

Enfernox peeing
{Say}-Hideaki Ito: Theres a man in here
{Say}-Enfernox: Yeah!
{Say}-Enfernox: he washes me!
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by W on Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:00 pm

Me on OOC: We're having a Yaoi School Roleplay - it's pretty nice so far, lots of action.
Me on OOC again: *Youkai

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Damion de Lioncourt on Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:15 pm

W...you're admitting that you love yaoi on the boards? All of us in that RP found out, now you want everyone to know?
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by W on Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:51 pm

If you are aware, I did correct myself.

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Damion de Lioncourt on Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:06 pm

I know, but then you "typoed" again, later on, which led us all to realize you were trying to subtly tell us
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Xiar on Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:08 pm

Aki-Chan (Fuzzyblueberry) has been muted by Aki-Chan.
{OOC}-(Bladethe1)-Bladethe1: ...wat.
{OOC}-(ItachiUchiha619)-Yuirishu Moon: Did she just mute herself?
Bladethe1 (Bladethe1) has been muted by Aki-Chan.
{OOC}-(Children_Of_The_Lamp)-Emotionally Wrecked Ra: She muted herself?!
{OOC}-(Xiar Zeruin)-Yin: ..... Lol
Aki-Chan (Fuzzyblueberry) has been unmuted by Aki-Chan.

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Admin Old on Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:39 pm

{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: Aang, are you going out of your way to look unintelligent?
{OOC}-(Aang360)-Aang: No
{OOC}-(Sabaku no Kira)-Sabaku no Kira: So it comes naturally.

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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Ganku on Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:00 pm

{OOC}-(ZombieGenesis)-Kaibura: ...the fact I had a twelve year old in my bed, is irrelevant.
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Giovanni on Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:21 pm

This should be stickied or summin
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Re: Funny DNO quotes/convo topic.

Post by Nightmare Zarkus on Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:28 pm

Nemesis, your sig is enormous. Please make it smaller >_<
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