1000 ways to die!

75. Making False Gaomon-Death statements.

76. Obeying way number 75, indeed.

77. Being an Otamamon

78. Walking down Chib's street. Indeed.

79. Being in despair.

80. Messing with a Dolphmon

Fckyeh

81. Pooping blood.

It r painful...

82. Being a dolphin and/or Armadillo

83. Being a blue lizard... thing.

84. Kissing up to the Owner, Admins, or GMs...

85. Not kissing up to the Owner, Admins, or GMs...

86. Having to spend the day with Omnis' little brother... while he keeps screaming, "CARD GAMES ON MOTOCYCLES!!!"

87. Being Omnis' little brother

88. Driving a burning car into a burning building where they store chainsaws and acid and then the firemen come but they're actually alligators in acid proof fireman disguises and they spray you with vinegar, lemon juice, and salt and swallow you whole and inside the alligator's stomach is this little guy who says, "This is my home get the hell out!" and he shoots you with a shotgun full of nails and sics his pet badger on you and saws your leg off and he kicks you out and you get a staph infection in the alligator's colon and you're pooped out into the sewer where you drown in filth and the city power main breaks and lands in your eye electrocuting you and your spleen explodes and you find out you have AIDS and a Ninja Turtle does the dirty with you to death and now he has AIDS and you're covered in radioactive ooze and your ass becomes a mutant crab that starts pinching your ass and a hobo steals your skin and they take you to the morgue and freeze you to death and the coroner is that damn Ninja Turtle who does the dirty with you to death again and gives you gonorrhea and a spider lays eggs in your hair and they bury you alive and you suffocate and the bottom falls out of your grave and you fall into a bottomless pit and you go to Hell.

(I take no credit for that.)

89. Stealing deaths from other people that have written them.

90. Non-RP mugging someone. *stabstab*

91. Getting Non-RP mugged by someone. *gets stabstabed*

92. Stealing Chet's cookies and cake.

93. Ranting, in general. -Shot six times.-

94. Chewing on you dog... Poor Fido

95. Stop posting on this topic.

96. Choking on a vatch.

97. Be stupid enough to eat a vatch

98. Running out of ways to die

99. Being the Veemon in Chet's sig. Poor Veemon