DNO Therapy Topic

I just had a heart attack. What now Doctor Soviet Panda?

Etemon wrote:I just pooted... Wut nao?

Go silver and rock out like your fellow monkeys!

I just killed a four year old... What should I do?

(Last post for the night, gtg :3)

OK, well lately, I've found that I have this weird fetish for leather pants. I've tried watching the One Piece abridged series, heck, I even tried the Naruto abridged series, but seriously, nothing is working. I know what you're saying. Leather pants? That's ridicolous. But you're wrong. They're freaking sexy. I want to hug a giant pair of leather pants so bad. But everyone hates me for that. I break out into a Leather Pants song and they shoot me, especially Canadians. So please, doctors, help me?

OK, GUYS. YOU ALL KNEW THIS WAS COMING...

Some people think I'm gender confused, but I'm not sure what to think, because I'm... confused.
HALP.

Dr. McNinja here. I'm afraid the diagnosis is in.



However, luckily for you guys, I don't deal in normal means.

Ok, how many doctors do we even have on this thread? Next thing you know, everyone and their mother will become doctors...

I have a problem... I'm seeing doctors... EVERYWHERE...

Simple.

Doctor, I'm a doctor, WHAT DO I DO?!?!?

I SEE ANOTHER ONE!11SHIFT1ONE1!

What to do...

Doctor, theres a large brown turd with sunglasses haunting me, what should i do?

Doctor, there's an anthropomorphic gun bitching at my appearance, I need help.

On a more serious note: I have the tendency to get irrationally angry at people I see in real life... what should I do?

Doctor, I switched to Geico but I didn't save 15% in 15 minutes. Like, wtf?

TACKLE THEM. It always works for me.
-tackles Omnis-

...Doctor, I really enjoy tackling people, and I don't know why. Help plz.

Stop playing IMVU for 2 hours. Then, tackle everyone on sight to let it out of your system. Then, eat Cocoa Puffs. And some Scooby Doo Vitamin gummies. Lastly, play Yahtzee. It should work... if it doesn't, oh well, I didn't go to college. Or high school. Or middle school.

Agumon wrote:Doctor, I switched to Geico but I didn't save 15% in 15 minutes. Like, wtf?

Doctor Epicsauce Duck tells you to switch to Deiko. 15 minutes could save you -15% or more on car insurance!

That sounds like a horrible deal.

Doctor! There's a small smidgmidgit in my room, I NEED ADVICE!

Doc I caught Missingno wut I do nao? D:

Veemon wrote:Doc I caught Missingno wut I do nao? D:

I suggest you

Doc I think I'm in love with K's jacket. Wut i do nao?

I sense a vague, recent Pokemon-X reference... wut should I do?

Doc stop ignoring me, I need halp

Otamamon wrote:Doc stop ignoring me, I need halp

I suggest you

Doc I made you lose the game... wut I do?

Doc I rage quit, then I got hit by a truck. Wut nao?