When the Zombie Apocalypse comes...

It's been made quite clear by the Mayans that they plan to unleash their deadly zombie virus on the modern world near the end of 2012. Apparently.
But my question to you, DNO Community, is this; How will you, as one of the few immune humans, survive the zombie apocalypse?
Bear in mind that the Mayans had no access to super-rabies, so this is a true 'slow shambling corpses' outbreak.

For your convenience, I've located this helpful sheet.


Considering that picture turned out huge, it's probably a good idea to link to your own filled in ones, rather than clutter the thread with -more- massive images. Here is my own.

This is mine. Should be an interesting fight.

For the sake of not having to fill out a giant sheet like that im just gonna list it.

Location:Northern Canada, lets see those dam corpses survive the cold.
Stronghold: Abandonend Prison. Layers of jail cells to fall back in. can also hold larger groups of survivors. Raid the local areas for suplies when needed.
Vehicle: 1968 Dodge Charger.
Soundtrack: This is the End- The doors.

Gear:
Head: A Toque
Upper: Kevlar Jacket with a neck guard.
Lower: electricians pants.

Weapons:

Primary: AK 47
Secondary: Sniper Rifle
Mele: Machete

Inventory:

1. Duct Tape
2. Matches
3. Blanket
4. Flash Light

Last Words: Damit i should of brought Bacon.

Mines is here.
We will fight for our lives, or, our cookies, either way, we must fight! -Tackled.-

I did one as well! Not sure if I did it right though seeing as I edited it using it using MS paint...

Meh, I used Paint too. I just used it better -bragbrag-

Yeah... I suck at editing crap. Oh well.

Gabe. Leave now. Just leave right now. Anyone who likes Nickelback shall be banned from real life.

... that was a bit overly harsh...
Nickelback had some good songs, like 'If today was your last day' or 'Far Away' or even 'If everyone cared'...

Overly harsh? No, Nickelback is just... overly bad. Especially when you're forced to listen to them 24/7 because of your batshit insane cousin.

Nickelback + zombie invasion = zombies eating your face off. Twice. In a row.

Nirvana>Nickelback. All that needs to be said.

I'm starting to think to avoid this hate I should've just choose my second option; Greenday.
But, still, I could/might survive a zombie outbreak, probably.

Music died in the 70's. well all know it. everything after is crap.

If you can lose concentration and degenerate into an argument over music tastes -this quickly-, well... I'm gonna go ahead and call it: You won't survive this apocalypse. Headphones were invented for a reason - so you can keep your own music to yourself.