BBCode + Text Symbols - Images = Potentially Awesome Sigs?

I'm experimenting with BBCode to get potentially awesome text only sigs. IF it catches on, dunno if it will, it'll make the forum load a LOT faster... In these, you edit my random blabbering with your sig text, and the name / text with whatever name / text you want.. uh, duh. o.o

10/5/09 11:15 PM {First attempt. Simple one...}

Code:

[center][size=28][font=Georgia][b][color=#6E6E6E]ga[/color][color=#A4A4A4]br[/color][color=#D8D8D8]iel[/color][/b][i]![/i][/font][/size]
[color=#424242]----------[color=yellow]☆[/color]---[/color]
[font=Terminal][size=1]sorry for using your name, gaaaabe.
i needed a name other then mine to
use as an example. 8D[/size][/font][/center]

10/5/09 11:24 PM {I should really go to sleep, but...}

Code:

[center][size=28][color=#585858]---[/color][color=#BDBDBD]☠[/color][/size][font=impact][size=24][i][color=#D8D8D8]yaaargh.[/color][/i][/font][/size]
[font=georgia][size=1]you see... being a pirate is alright to be; you
do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.
[b]you[/b], sir, are a pirate.[/size][/font][/center]

10/6/09 5:11 PM {Random one. change to generic band name / lyrics~}

Code:

[center][size=1][font=Courier New][color=silver]you can only move as fast as
who's in [u]front[/u] of you[/color][/font][/size]
[size=28][sup][color=gray]♪[/color][/sup][sub][color=silver]♫[/color][/sub][font=Monotype Corsiva] flyleaf [/font][sub][color=silver]♫[/color][/sub][sup][color=gray]♪[/color][/sup][/size][/center]

10/6/09 5:17 PM {Again, random. xD Don't ask... I dunno.}

Code:

[center][size=1][font=Terminal]taste the[/font][/size]
[font=Impact][size=28][color=#FE2E2E]r[/color][color=#FE9A2E]a[/color][color=#F7FE2E]i[/color][color=#9AFE2E]n[/color][color=#58ACFA]b[/color][color=#8181F7]o[/color][color=#AC58FA]w[/color][/size][/font]
[size=1][font=Terminal]motherfucker♥[/font][/size][/center]

10/6/09 5:33 PM {Saw some chess piece text symbols so I had to do it!}

Code:

[center][size=28]
[font=georgia][color=black]♚[/color]    [color=white]♕[/color]
[color=black]■[/color][color=white]■[/color][color=black]■[/color][color=white]■[/color][color=black]■[/color][color=white]■[/color][/size]
[size=19][color=silver][b]check[/b][/color][i]mate[/i][/size][/font]
[/center]

THHIIIIIS POST IS A WIP.
Meaning, it'll be updated. A lot.
Request one here, give me crit, or ideas for new text sigs. O.o