DNO Sims Tales

...And so the eight bored people were trapped inside one house; what an oddball family it was!

There was Tybalt, and K, W, and Kaibura. Ganku, Zarkus, Fate, and Aki..
[Will add more as time goes on.]

Chapter One; The New House.


Fate and Ganku found trophies interesting, while K and Aki discussed the Arts as good friends! Kaibura seemed to be staring.. At Aki's hair perhaps?! Zarkus and Shiro also seemed to be talking! Zarkus seems to enjoy speaking of himself... And W watched. Closely... too close perhaps.

Don't worry, Kai and K... Gossip about Zarkus all you want, he's too busy watching TV. But we all know the real reason, and it has something to do with the poor, unaware Fate next to him...

Kaibura is fine writing a novel. Ganku is fine watching a TV. But nooooo. W wants more. He wants love with Aki. And if it's not obvious enough, he is not getting it. So sorry, W.

And this interesting something from W that explains his true motives.
He craves sex. >=O

You know.. You'd be surprised I'm not even controlling these guys.
W wants love! He wants it. Stick with the blender, man..

Rofl... this amuzed me greatly... i always new zarkus was a chic...

Edit: also it seems my afro charms is workign against me...

LOL!

Loved it.

Chapter Two; Troubles ahead


EEK! A fire in the DNO household, Aki is panicking! K, on the other hand... barely cares, and all I wanna know is why the hell is Ganku DJ-ing naked?!

At this point I really did want to kill the Aki sim ,as did the K sim. SHE KEPT FREAKING RUNNING IN THE WAY PREVENTING K FROM PUTTING OUT THE GOD DAMNED FIRE!

So then K said, "WELL FUCK IT", and sprayed the foam in between Aki's legs to the fire...

And the fire went out, and Aki caught on Fire. K didn't care.

But.. then five things happened at once! Fate died while W wouldn't move his lame ass so I could put him out, and then so did Aki. GOD DAMN YOU, W. Oh, and the Grim reaper came, made Fate and Aki into a jar, then Ganku came in naked and Kaibura's clothes spontaniously dissapearred...

... maybe the house was really hot? please dont acike its a bad thing that im dj'ng naked.

Edit: oh geez... i guess i just inspire nakedness

That was odd, I think… two people died, and barely anyone cared? That sounds like something that would happen in real life. I do think Kaibura and Ganku were having a personal moment in front of everyone though.

Chapter Three; The worst is yet to come.

Ganku was in the wrong place as the flame began to devour him, and soon after he died. So, K tried to put out the flame...

And it was put out! Then, this guy came.. Seriously though, I have no idea where the hell he came from, or why he's staring at Kaibura while naked...

The crazy doctor soon after disappeared, and Kaibura felt much better. Tybalt cleaned up poor Ganku's remains, W and Zarkus stood there, useless as ever, and the grim reaper was in the sink making phone calls.

Can Sorrow be the Reaper?

Keep posting.

This is amusing.

*sigh*
Looking to insult and demeane me at any corner. Whatever. I take more from my mother every day >_>

That's not why, I just didn't feel any man's hair could describe the powerfulness of yours.

>_>;
My hair IS pretty ridiculous.

im so hot when im naked i burn...

also is it just me or instead of actually helping me, zarkus looks like "she's" preaching the gospel.

VERY Amusing.... I cracked up in real life =3 Keep posting! Though I would wanna be in it but whatever.

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Did the fire burn Ganku's nuts off too?

i have to admit i was also wondering that but then i decided not mention it to avoid all the bad jokes i wuld set my self up to.

Ganku wrote:i have to admit i was also wondering that but then i decided not mention it to avoid all the bad jokes i wuld set my self up to.

LULS TO BE HAD

I made a new Sims setup myself as well.

Had eight people.

Everyone got jobs and went to school except for Ganku, who wanted to stay home and clean up as our little maid XD.

... Also, he's black with an afro, wearing a kilt.

against popular belief i am not black or ANY ones maid, so clearly that ist a real ganku its just one of my stunt doubles.

Kickass afro =/= Black.
Remember it

...I don't believe you denied the wearing of kilts.

@ zarkus, hey you dont have to be black to have a kick ass afro, you just see alot more of failed afro'sf rom white dudes.
@ xiar, meh i have no problem with kilts, im part scotish, cant say ive ever worn one myself but i might one day. you never know.

Fun. I'm half scottish. Also, seriously considering growing out my hair and perming it into an afro in springtime XD. I may go to school in an afro and a kilt. Just ask Aki and Damion how odd that'd look on me--they've seen me on webcam.

Xiar and an afro...? I laughed pretty hard when I was reading that. Anyway... I would like to see another story if possible. This is pretty entertaining.