The Laws of DNO

"The Laws of DNO"- like the laws of physics! Things that in DNO will ALWAYS be true, I'll make a list here. You say what you want and it'll be put up. If you can disprove something up here with the power of SCIIIIENCE then say so, and I'll remove it, I begin with this!

• Kenji is the BIGGEST noob.
  
• Haku should be address as Laurenzo.
  
• Doctor Soviet Panda is a legit doctor.
  
• Pushing someone in DNO is as assholeish as it is to push someone irl.
  
• Having random 12 year olds come up to you and steal your money from your pockets when you're in your own house is totally normal.
  
• Chaku is cannon.
  
• Omnis is ALWAYS apologetic about your injured limb.
  
• Heaven, Hell, and the Purgatory equivalent are all a strolls distance away from one another in case you’re displeased with how your soul is going to spend the rest of eternity.
  
• Having a heart attack in front of the strip mall make you a 'Free Items Bin.'
  
• Gold plated medieval swords, katanas, machine guns, and other firearms are all concealable weapons.
  
• Not only can you walk on water, it’s a miracle stain cleaner for blood.
  
• Identification Badges are irremovable by any tool of modern man.
  
• Chocolate bars have healing properties.
  
• Drug dealers sell pills that cause a metamorphic reaction, transforming you into a 'Jinjo.'
  
• Loose brick walls are invulnerable to all but the manliest of mafia looking men and manly looking mafia women.
  
• Poltergeists, despite lacking hands or physical forms, are able to interfere with pretty much everything. Their ears however tend to be faulty when chastised.
  
• Corpses aren't as good for starting conversations as you'd think.
  
• One specific typo of K's may cause the entire game world to erupt in a violent inferno.
  
• Stealing bloody shirts off someones corpse to save Yen is cool.
  
• Running up and rapidly stabbing a guy named Jaku gives you GM
  

*Kenji is the BIGGEST noob. Typo.

• Chaku is canon.

I can't believe you didn't add that...

Oh wait... It should be Chauenzo, huh...

• Omnis is Sorry about ur Arm... In more ways than one...

The list hasth been updated!

*Escape the Fate MUST be listened to while playing DNO.

*Having a statue of a DeathBot outside a mall and STV building is normal. Please go worship it.

* Black Notebooks are reason enough to arrest someone

*People in general do make a living out up picking up 100+yen off the streets.

*People must sit down in the park and do or say nothing before they magically get jobs.

Let’s see, offhand...
•Heaven, Hell, and the Purgatory equivalent are all a strolls distance away from one another in case you’re displeased with how your soul is going to spend the rest of eternity.

•Having a heart attack in front of the strip mall make you a 'Free Items Bin.'

•Gold plated medieval swords, katanas, machine guns, and other firearms are all concealable weapons.

•Not only can you walk on water, it’s a miracle stain cleaner for blood.

•Identification Badges are irremovable by any tool of modern man.

•Chocolate bars have healing properties.

•Drug dealers sell pills that cause a metamorphic reaction, transforming you into a 'Jinjo.'

•Loose brick walls are invulnerable to all but the manliest of mafia looking men and manly looking mafia women.

•Poltergeists, despite lacking hands or physical forms, are able to interfere with pretty much everything. Their ears however tend to be faulty when chastised.

•Corpses aren't as good for starting conversations as you'd think.

•One specific typo of Esther's may cause the entire game world to erupt in a violent inferno.

I doubt some of these will always have a presence in the game, still I left them in regardless.

Stealing bloody shirts off someones corpse to save Yen is cool

Jinjo Rage Stab Stab is a way Jinjo's express their feelings


Dying is okay, as long as you take your victims down with you and remake

Running up and rapidly stabbing a guy named Jaku gives you GM

GM's play hide and seek, you just don't know it.

Chib is always invisible. Even when she isn't.

There can always be a bad joke, poorly thought out innuendo or somewhat-amusing meme attatched to it, no matter what it is.

Name-mashy pairings are automatically at least partially true.

Keeping a diary puts you under suspicion of murder.

Resurrecting topics from almost five months ago isn't a great idea. Lock'd.